A 'Heads Up' for you men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking  20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
HAPPY HOLIDAY SHOPPING!

This is hands-down the funniest holiday post I've read in years. Do you write for "The Onion"?If this is original,you should!

It look like your big head never worked.

You got ripped-off the same way 10 times?

Gee man stop going to Home Depot and Lowes and just stay home.

never carry any $ credit cards or drivers lics  in wallet, it's a decoy, lol

I don't get it. You had your wallet stolen, from my count 15 times???? Three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend????  That makes no sense. Anyone that has their wallet stolen the exact same way 15 times, well perhaps you should do your shopping online.

Shhh.  I think it was a joke.  But let's keep that a secret between the two of us.