The kids are watching a TV commercial with Kim Kardashian selling her brand of jeans, making a big deal about her being a slut. At the very end there is fine print at the bottom of the screen that says "Outcall only, no kissing on the mouth".

LOL, too sweet!

That beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, fucking lady will flip her fucking lid and I pray to God I'm nowhere near in a 200 mile radius!

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Already with the shilling AND responding to your own post this early on a Monday.

It's going to be a very loooooong week.

Sounds very funny. Perhaps a link to a youtube.com clip?