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IntroductionHave you ever thought that deep down you really were not a nice person? If no, this guide probably is not for you. If yes, congratulations, you're well on your way to becoming an Asshole! If you follow these easy steps, you will be able to ensure that people think of you as an asshole, and not as a mere jerk, putz, loser or boor. Step One: Have Impossibly Refined Sensibilities
This is the most essential step to becoming an asshole, and probably the most difficult. It requires an amount of study because you will need to know your field. Faking is not an option; a fake will be held up as an object of scorn and as a pretentious moron, which is clearly not your objective. I'd suggest specializing in a particular area, like food or music. While General Assholery is spectacularly impressive, it requires nearly a lifetime of study to properly attain. Knowing your field means knowing it utterly; if you intend on being a Food Asshole, you'll not need to be able to instantly tell the difference between a good Chateau Lafaurie-Peyraguey and an indifferent Puligny-Montrachet, you'll need to be able to expound to your host or hostess on why the former would have been a much better choice to serve with dessert. Step Two: Use Really Big Words
This is a much simpler step in your ascendance to Divine Asshole. All you'll need for this is a thesaurus and a dictionary. Take some common place words and replace them with obscure ones, instead of "beauty" say "pulchritude", instead of "childish" say puerile. Make certain that you are properly using your new obscure words; loudly correct anyone who uses them improperly. Step Three: Choose Something To Hate
It doesn't matter what, as long as it is something almost universally loved. Don't hate the French if you're English. Don't hate the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync, or you may be mistaken for a wit instead of an asshole. Whatever you do decide to hate, make sure you know enough about it to hate it properly, I'd suggest hating something in your field of expertise. If you're a Food Asshole, hate Italian Cuisine, if you're a Music Asshole, try hating Mozart or The Beatles. Make sure that whatever you do hate, is common enough to come up in casual conversation; if you're an Art Asshole, don't hate Gustave Caillebotte, as it's hard to bring conversation repeatedly around to lesser-known impressionists. Step Four: Always Manage To Turn Conversation Around To You
No matter what the topic of conversation is about, make sure you play a starring role in it. If someone is complaining about their hateful and psychotic ex-boyfriend, tell them all about your evil ex, who was way more evil and psychotic then theirs. If you don't have an ex, make one up. If someone manages to mention something remotely related to your field of expertise, monopolize the conversation. If possible, turn the conversation back to the thing you chose to hate in Step Three and complain loudly about it. Step Five: You Are Always Right, Be Secure In This
This is the culmination of your training as an asshole. Once you have mastered the first four steps, you are ready for this. When someone decides to argue with you about the merits of the thing you hate in step 3, intellectually bludgeon them using the words you learned in step two. This should not be especially difficult if the hated item is one in your area of expertise from step one. Resort to ad hominem attacks deriding your opponent's intelligence. Don't be overly concerned about being clever, witty or eloquent; you are an asshole afterall, not a bitch. If you manage to win the argument either by logic and reason or by your opponent leaving in disgust; be an ungracious winner and taunt your fallen foe. Conclusion
If you carefully adhere to the above steps, you will be a Supreme Asshole in no time. While you may not have many friends, you can be secure in the knowledge that being an asshole is always better than being a jerk or a loser; they not only lack friends, they lack style
Yes, it's true. My little Tuna Taco/Love Monkey told me the last few scrapes she's gotten into here have made her realize she no longer enjoys the boards. I suppose she may lurk a bit and she claims she won't post any more. Do I believe it? Well, yes, but do I also believe she will ultimately re-incarnate herself? I'd say the odds are quite good.
We shall see. GaG, set the over and under, please.
I wouldn't be surprised that if I set the line at 5:00 PM that she wouldn't reappear at 5:01 PM, but I would think that the line would be set in hours, or perhaps days at the most. No way have we heard the last of her. That line is "off the board" as no one is going to take the side "gone forever". Those odds would be as long as the powerball.
Ok, now where are we possibly going to find another middleaged hooker with delusions of adequacy to replace her for the few hours that she will be MIA? Sounds like a tough task, but I bet you that we will muddle through.
As of 1130am. Actually make that 220pm...
Either:
-she was tidying up there and is then gone
-or she intends to stick to fresh meat with the TS handle and adopt an alias here.
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She said she was "done" here and was going someplace that wasn't so judgmental. So perhaps that's the Newbie Board. Odds are she'll be back when she feels she can take her training wheels off.
I bet TS would laugh, if I tickled her ass with my feather.
Taylor, I can't be president with out my first lady
One never knows. She considers herself quite the game-player so I would never assume she wasn't playing me. Still, she seemed genuine, for what that's worth (not much.). Personally, I don't care. One way or the other, it's just a game on a fuck board, signifying nothing.
Now she might feel obligated to come back here in an attempt to look like she "won" some imaginary game she was playing with you.
and this also begs the question, just how bored are you to be having PM conversations with our favorite GILF?
Of course you are. But what did anything I wrote have to do with "sour grapes?" As for why there was a PM conversation, she sent me a couple of messages this morning asking why I was being so mean and then told me she was leaving. No harm in playing along. I'm sure she's gratified at all the attention she received.
Also, I'm fighting a little "Tourista" today and am not quite up to snuff.
Actually it's right up the road from Jaco. lol
and believe it or not, I am not even the least bit drunk YET. I am trying to get some proposals off, and some invoices paid before I leave town to come back down south. I was hoping to get out of here tomorrow, but Monday looks more realistic. Just remember people plan for months to come down there, I am just having to work one weekend that I would rather spend drinking and fucking. So I guess I will live. Responsibility sucks.
I feel your pain. And, despite the "tourista," I am headed for the Cocal right now. In fact, two nights ago, Danielle and Joselie were there at the same time. I think Natalia was, too.
Last night was a disappointment. Really a poor roster. We shall see about tonight. And we shall see right now.
Fuck! There's only one Skynz left! You better get your Asian Ass down here PDQ or it's Durex for me. Geesh!
where they had fucked literally dozens of the women in said bar? it is an interesting situation, especially when a few of them consider you their novio.
I seriously doubt I can make it tomorrow, but I'll be there by Moday for sure. Unless I get Shanghaied in San Jose, Maybe I will get Joselyn to pick me up in San Jose and drive me out there so I don't get lost. If you see her tonight, you might put that bug in her ear. or you might have to settle for those life sucking Durex condones for an extra day or two.
And, yes, I saw her last night and she made me promise not to tell you she was at the Cocal. I guess she thinks you believed her when she told you she was a virgin when I pointed her out to you at the Del Rey. ROFL.
I still have one unused Skynz. The pickings at the Cocal have been rather poor the last two nights.
Danielle has been there the last three nights, but I ain't taking your sloppy seconds from her either. Fucker.
she put in Joselyn, so I will trust that she knows her own name. Not to mention that's also the name on her ID.
I promised her I wouldn't. I don't subscribe to the "bros before hos" thing, but in this case I didn't want to withhold it from you. Not that you give a shit. She was wearing the same outfit she wore to the Del the night I first spotted her.
Worked for "Dallas" LOL
Next season on TaylorSteele...Woman of Mystery we'll discover::
How many ticas Nick fucks in a single day
How often CPA really does OTC
Can TS really post as proficiently as LR/HtG while giving a BBBJ
You won't want to miss a single episode of the upcoming season of...
I’ve not seen your boy friend bib in a few weeks, not that it is a bad thing.
Has he changed names again? Why bother, we all know who he is, and will soon figure out any new names, no matter what persona he tries
I'll bet he'll pop up again...perhaps he never left? LOL
Has he changed names again? Why bother, we all know who he is, and will soon figure out any new names, no matter what persona he tries.
If Taylor is going to be the star of this new show, shouldn't it more accurately be renamed "GILF" Island???
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What can possibly be more entertaining than this
NickyPooPoo,
Be right back on as soon as CVS fills up my meds.. Doc says two pills a day with meals....
And tell these boys to stop calling me TS. I don't have a penis
P.S - Is there a better technology out there than Telegraph? This thing is old....
I heard she was at the Sochi Olympics, waiting at the bottom of the ski hill for all the skiers who are brought down by ski patrol. She feels they are the most sensitive and most likely to listen to her. They also don't complain when she's posting WHILE they're "doing it."
MY GUESS is that she is here in disguise. What is interesting is the couple of new names who popped up on the ny local board yesterday. Maybe lurking on this board? One of them had a particular smart mouth and a case of lastwordism. Hm.
If this is some sort of sit in to get a date from Nicky or me, I'd be willing to do 30 min and a ramen noodle house with her. Maybe distance does make the heart grow fonder... Lol.
When GaG sets the line, I'll take 5:01pm.
We shall see. GaG, set the over and under, please.
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I thought this millennium would be different.
Unless GaG sets the line at less than 24hours...
she will be back..she just will not resist coming back to this gratuitous bullshit..
Drip drip,drip
You're funny, smart and sexy. Perhaps you can give Taylor some remedial training, which would help her in her inevitable return.
other ladies make this board more interesting. Guys sometimes let the testosterone get in the way of making sound comments.
If only I'da heeded this great advice years ago… oh wait. I did lol
We enjoyed a Gaja Barbaresco together this evening... Jazz/tapas
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
Someone's nose is getting very long LOL
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
Believe what you want, she was quite decked out for the event she headed to for the evening...A lovely black form fitting lacy affair, matching clutch bag,..lol
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
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It's gone terribly wrong but fascinating to watch it do its thing.
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
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Yeah, that's exactly it...sorry, seems I've inadvertently burst your bubble!
Drinks does not compute huh?
Crack me up...lmao
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
-- Modified on 2/16/2014 12:39:06 AM
-- Modified on 2/16/2014 12:42:04 AM
Drinks does not compute huh?
Crack me up...lmao
A purely serendipitous platonic rendezvous.
I had to insists on taking care of the entire tab.
The boys club here is a riot...
Lmao
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No wonder you can afford that wine.
And the handle... Wow. Btw, not the right sense of "i came" (veni). And it seems you didn't "vici" much with platonic drinks and two reviews. Only one you got right was "vidi." You saw others flaming your shill. Caesar's rolling in his grave. Another lamet-rd. lol.
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There's a debate here? Having a drink is a shill...lmfao.
Too easy to twist your nuts.
Yup, two reviews... You have 20, 50, 100? Makes you feel manly? I bet you got all your merit badges in the boy scouts, shined 'em up real good and gazed in the mirror while the scoutmaster paid extra attention to you, in that fond kinda way.
So, yeah, drinks, does that break your teeny-weenie TER man-code?
You should change yer manpon, seems your estrogen levels are rising.
They got shots for low-T "men," like you.
A good pegging would be up yer alley...lmfao
And the handle... Wow. Btw, not the right sense of "i came" (veni). And it seems you didn't "vici" much with platonic drinks and two reviews. Only one you got right was "vidi." You saw others flaming your shill. Caesar's rolling in his grave. Another lamet-rd. lol.
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Shall i link it? Just copy-paste the low T Lamepon line. Ad nauseum.
Same thing with the wine story with Taylor. Link?
Thing is always someone who remembers your lame. You can have this thread now to copy-paste another brilliant comeback. Hello, Dungbeetle, ass-calade, Fidiot, udolt, lilstinkyboy, meet venividiWieny. Lol.
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Go ahead and link it...this will be amusing.
You're so far off base it's hysterical...
Hell, ask Hooktard, she knows I ain't any of who you suspect. rotflmfao.
Have a nice day genius...not.
Fucking dumbass...hhahahahaha
You are the Biggest Pussy !