. While conversing with your date for the first time you give her your Home address, Employer Name and Phone Number and reference every "provider" you've seen.

2. While conversing for the first time you ask her if she has a website or any pictures on the net.

3. 1st date small talk includes "Do you mind if I ring the bell more than once?"

4. While picking her up at home you compliment her on her nice incall location.

5. You mistake your date's dad for your date's "manager."

6. Your date has no idea what the difference is between FS and non-FS or why you keep asking about it.

7. Can't concentrate on the movie due to YMMV concerns.

8. You meet her best friend at the bar and ask for a "2 girl session."

9. Any wild stories told by your date is punctuated by you asking, "How much does that cost?"

10. After your response to her question you realize she wanted to know what you like to do, but not necessarily to her.

11. You mean to say "Your place or mine?" but you actually say "incall or outcall?"

12. She really does speak Greek and she really is a black belt.

13. She really is a model and you really are nude in her living room when she returns with drinks.

14. You're married and tell her as much and wonder why that's a problem.

15. After only a kiss goodnight you warn of a possible bad review.

16. You are overheard muttering "took one for the team" after being ejected from her home for number 13.

17. You post a review of your date.

... how she came to choose her hobby name.

Or if she offers discounts to regulars.

Probably a mistake to ask a civilian to Whitelist you, too.

Good list and very funny...I know there has been one if you know you've been providing too long..or see every guy you meet as a "client".