In doing extensive writing about my unique talent I have developed a dislike for the terms "squirter" and "gusher". Female ejaculator doesn't seem to quite work either.

I'm looking for a suitable euphemism that wouldn't immediately offend or put off the typical civvie. I'm sure Bernoulli would have had a few ideas but he's not around to ask.

I welcome both thoughtful and smart ass comments. -e

Madam Bidet

i will speak for Bernoulli updated:

macroscopically transient, microscopically steady inviscid incompressible flow. the Bernoulli equation still applies since the characteristic time scale of the flow transient is very long compared to the intramolecular mean free time.

but this won't work well as a marketing slogan except for the ultra-geek.

how about "princess of splash panache"?

reading your posts in some of the last few threads. Well done.  

I think it needs to be one word - not necessarily referring to me but to all women who have this capability.

It's tough! And why I'm asking for help. I like to consider myself a word person but in this instance I've got nothing. -e

spurt, shoot, gush, burst, jet, surge, erupt, spew, eruption

Female Surge

Cum Jet

Cum Surge

Female Eruption

Skenes Burst

Cumburst

Cumjet


~I have no idea but seriously, this is a perplexing phenomenon to try and rename aye?

Flowing, Splashing, River, Stream, Oozing, Outpouring and Tide...just to name a few.

The input has been very helpful. Thank you! I'm thinking it needs to be a singular noun, but for the life of me I can't imagine what that might be. An example would be "hobbyist" or "courtesan" so what could we delicately name a "squirter"? -e

Seems you're looking for a term for the individual as opposed to the act itself.  In that case, how about "rainmaker"?

Good to see you around, sexy.  It's been a while.  Hope all is well.

A proper term needs to be invented, but it must be a term recognized not only by hobbyists but also one not to offend the socialite in midtown Manhattan adding to her book collection. My manuscript is almost completed and here I am stuck on one term. It's rather annoying. I really, really appreciate any and all input. -e

Check your email, dollface. -e

Well, after really thinking about it I have come to various conclusions...

Squirting is the last act of surrendering yourself to pleasure. Conceding to the feeling that someone else is bringing you to.

Conceder
Releasor
Unleasher


Honestly I have no idea what to delicately name a "squirter" other than bringing two words together like....

Jetreleasor


You have me so stumped. I am never stumped.

I'm stumped too. Thanks for your help, Rae. I checked out your reviews. WOWSA!!!! -e

hydrolicious.

hydrodynamo but it just wasn't working.

Now this is mental masturbation at its best! -e

I am trying really I am. I may have to get the input of a few guys who have stellar brains. Now you have to let us in on what you pick...wonder if TER will put that in the "menu" of activities lol...

Liquidacious

That's exactly what I am trying to do ... tap into the stellar brains of providers and hobbyists alike. And where are our seriously linguistic minded folks? -e

Nothing cute...not a play on words...simple and to the point.  Inconspicuous to those that might see it and not know what it means unless they are a part of the community.  It would certainly still have meaning for those not part of the community and would not give  a lady away or embarras her in any way.  It could be used in the outside civvie world just like provider and hobbyist.

You have a PROVIDER doing quite simply that.
You have the HOBBY(HOBBYIST) endulging in it.

I would suggest something simple such a GIVER giving everything to her partner...People here could adopt it...but those that have no clue would not be curious or any more the wiser.

My .02

The story of "Yeomet"


Hamrick's of California 1850

 
Ghost Town of the Gold Country in Amador, El Dorado or Calaveras County

Yeomet means "sounding rock" and is the Native American name for waterfall.
Where is the Yeomet cemetery and who is buried there?
Is Yeomet my gold rush pioneer families' first California home?
 

In California, an extraordinary event occured in 1848. Gold was discovered in the American River, and then in many of the other tributaries of California, gold was found by those who would try their hand at panning, placer mining, and sluicing. A half of a million souls migrated to California from every state and most of the countrys of the world, to try to make their fortune in gold. My great great grandfather Jesse Hamrick was one of the thousands who came overland in 1850. Gold mining camps sprang up and died virtually overnight, one such camp was known by the Native American name 'Yeomet'.

Yeomet was in Calaveras County, but its 'site' is now in Amador County. There are other sources which list Yeomet in El Dorado also. I am attempting to compile information on Yeomet in order to document if this is the gold mining camp my Pioneer family came to in 1850, when they originally arrived in California by covered wagon, their story is extremely captivating. In my great great aunt Cosumnes California Hamrick McMurry's family history, called, The McMurry Family it states that "Cosumnes was born on the fork of two branches of the Cosumnes River, in 1850." And in my cousin Harold Hamrick's manuscript entitled, "The Hamrick Family History" it states that "they settled in a little mining camp on the Cosumnes River." When I asked my 83 year old aunt if she knew where her great grandparents lived she said on "the forks of the Cosumnes River."
Yeomet is either Miwok or Maidu language, and in 1853 was known as "Forks of the Cosumnes River" and called so by anyone nearby. The name Yeomet does mean 'sounding rock' and was called so for the upstream waterfall. At one time a dam was proposed, the Nashville Dam, and it would of obliterated this area, so one should still be able to locate the old cemetery and maybe the ghost of an old 49'er.

just crossed my mind:

font or fount

Cheers

G

hydraulic enchantress

Not old. Just properly fermented ... -e

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Much, much closer to what I am looking for. Thank you, Ciara. -e

I would like to see your love waterfall.

Many of us have been familiar with the word "squirter".  Why do you want to use something else?  Curious minds want to know.

.... how about Flo ??!!!!!



If it's not good for a laugh on your part, please don't be angry!!  I could't help myself!!

Best wishes,
Manny

French Translations


Waterfall ~ Cataracte

Squirt ~ Jaillir

Jet ~ Gicleur

Surrender (oneself) ~ s'abandonner
She surrendered herself to the joy.


Beautiful River ~ Superbetorrent

"Cascade"

You could say you are cascading down the mountain and into a stream.

Or, how about "Niagra"? Not to be confused with Viagra. Bawhahahahahaha!

Hugs,
Ciara

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It sounds like something out of an "I Love Lucy" episode, except she would be squirting instead of fumbling on the assembly line.

Hugs,
Ciara

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Those in the mainstream either don't understand the term or are offended by it. Do the math and carry the one, doll.

Now I'm curious - did you read the whole thread? -e

Thanks, Rae. -e

Any and all input is greatly appreciated. Thanks, Manny! -e

A hydroploder?

I'm only half serious..

For what it's worth I thought PeacefulSoul's suggestion of "delugist" was on the nose.  Non-offensive for those who hear it randomly, and sufficiently descriptive for those who encounter it in context.  And it sounds just a tad sophisticated, to boot.

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hydrant
faucet
fountain
sprinkler

thats a tough question, mainly because no matter what you choose to call it you will spend a great deal of time explaining what you are talking about. In my experience the average civie woman ( not all) may have no clue what you are talking about.
Besides, it should have a bit of a naughty or seductive ring to it, don't you think? Something almost unexpected, and absolutely heavenly. Not all woman can accomplish it, its a matter of totally surrendering to your sensuality, following through to the deepest sense of a sensual release and when you do it's amazing. So what ever it is that you choose it should maybe convey that aura in its word alone, which once you do explain what you mean, it's a given. Like maybe try  
Sensual gift, or sensual release, I don't know...
Other than that I have no idea, I only know it leaves me speechless , breathless and virtually out of control, and its truely sensual bliss. Be sure to let us know what it is that you have chosen, I'd be interested to know

PS
I usually use words like...OMG shhhit Fuck OMG OMG and a few screams thrown in there while my eyes roll back in my head, (my SO calls it my Possesed Passion Prayers) nothing that makes much sense though...lol
Good luck LG
Nicole


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I've always been a nature boy.

"fountain" suggestion previously made.  Perhaps Yellowstone Lady" named after Ole faithful?

I'm a squirter too, but I leave it just at that, I think it's a unique talent of ours

Waikīkī -- "spouting water" and is made up of two words: "wai" which means fresh water and "kīkī" which means spouting

Fountain of Love?

Too wordy?
Too obvious?

It is indeed difficult to come up with a single word which adequately and sensuously describes a squirting orgasm. Waikiki is by far the best I've ever heard. I think it might even catch on. Such as "I took my lady to an orgasm and she went Waikiki on me." Or "My lady has the most beautiful Waikiki orgasms." Just seems to suggest something very wet and flowing and beautiful. A perfect word for it, well done, mahalo.