unfortunate for you, but extremely entertaining..

After plearuring each other for a couple of hours she asked me if I wanted to go get a drink with her. We both cleaned up and proceeded to roam about town looking for a good place to socialize. Prior to arriving at a bar, she made calls to her 'boss', counted her daily take in front of me(even asked me to help her count it; not a chance in hell), had some bong refreshment and shared some light lfk. We had a couple of drinks, talked about her life and plans. After deciding the night was escaping us rapidly, we drove back to the hotel where she was staying. We shared some more kissing in her car until she asked me if i would like to spend the night with her. SHIT YEAH!!

A couple of cups later, well into the morning, we slept a little before she woke me up saying that she was going to have to get ready for the day. WE showered, with extras, and i was on my way. Never heard from her again.


Anyone else get lucky with off the clock love?

And my palm is still begging me for a repeat. I can't get rid of the needy bitch.

"sounds like you had a very vivid dream."

99% of men, unknowingly live a sheltered life, gleefully frolicking with their manly friends.

Not long ago I set up a 15 minute $50 BJ session with a Hollywood startlet who was between movie roles.

She insisted I stay on longer and then offered me $ to give her wild no holds barred monkey sex.

Afterwards she insisted that I escort her to a party filled with Hollywood and DC A listers, but first she took me shopping and got me some new Armani threads.

She liked the way I handled her Ferarri so much that she told me to just keep it as she has a barn full of them anyways.  That was just after flying back from her private Carribean Island where we spend a long weekend where we cavorted with her bi-sexual nymphomaniac Hollywood co-starlets.  It would have been a whole week but I told her that I just had to get back to the office.

Sadly, I never saw her again.

(I did get a screenwriting credit however on her next movie.)

Now, that's being lucky!

other great stories like this?  Sounds like you and the BP girl had a blast together. Oh, and that is pretty sad that you couldn't finish in 11 seconds.

of folks here on TER. Yeah it happened. Right here in rivercity.

I'm up for an Oscar too, according to the buzz around town.

8o)

sounds like you had a very vivid dream.

but I'm impressed at how deftly, compassionately and bravely you handled it.

I hope all is well for all of you and her ex stays far away.

Slap Slap Reality Time...on my way to a BP girls room she called and asked me to pick up condoms and a pack of cigs for her...I arrived to find that she had 2 other girls hunkered down in the bathroom...she looked like the girl in the ad's much older, fatter, shorter, and uglier sister...proceeded with a CBJ for 11 seconds, yelled at me for taking too long, and kicked me out into the hall naked.

Now THAT is a memory!!!!!!!!

But I don't.  I have had similar experiences.

This is how it happened. We had a OK session and she was really skilled but there was no cemetery. As I got up to get dressed there was a knock at the door of the hotel room. I hid in the restroom getting dressed as quick as I could as she peeped through the peep hole. The next thing I knew a angry man was in her hotel room and a crying child. The child looked hurt and the man seen me and ran off. It was the lady's child and the father dropped her off and it look like he beat the child. The provider asked me if I could take her and her child to the hospital as the kid was very obviously needed to see a doctor ASAP. No way was I going to leave a child in distress so of course I did. I was hanging out making sure everything was OK seeing if I could help as she had no transportation and comforting the lady as she could not believe her ex could do this and freaking out. I could as he could have done this as he used to work for me so I knew he had a violent streak, especially if drunk and also used drugs. That is why I fired him. No I have never met her before that evening. After about eight hours or so and many discussions with LE and child protective services they told her they where going to keep the child overnight. During those eight hours I started to care for her as a friend as I seen how much she cared for her child. She asked if I could give her  a ride back to her incall hotel so she get her stuff out anda ride home to get some things. When we got to her house she offered to repay me kindness with a quickie. I turned her down as any gentleman should and besides I can hobby but my wife would kill me if I had not for pay sex with anyone but her. I took her back to the hospital and I left as it was now Saturday morning and I had to go to some auctions for my business. I called her Sunday to see if everything was OK and to see if she needed anything. She said no. I knew, as she told me at the hospital she is providing because she did not make enough to pay rent on her day job, she could use some money so I offered but she turned me down as she could not except it from a stranger. I then offered to book a multi hour couple session with my wife and I so she could earn the money. She accepted that offer. My wife and her clicked and now she is a close family friend. Her kid and my kid are now best friends. She recently got arrested for prostitution and plead guilty in a plea and was sentenced to 110 days in jail. Her kid will be staying at my house when she serves her time. My story is a bit different than yours Ghost.of.OSP, but I did get offered off the clock loving. And my wife is a provider and she offers me off the clock loving all the time and I generally don't turn her down.

P.S. I do believe you story unlike some here as I know a particular provider who a sex fiend; I married her. =-) She no longer offers anyone else freebies though but she used to all the time before we met from what I understand.

No free cups ~ but after an overnight session with time obviously having expired, we grabbed lunch and then caught a movie, basically hung out, kinda like friends.  No biggie.  :-P

Things are OK for me but not for her or her child as she is going to jail in a few weeks and her daughter will not have a mother for a few months and she does not have a father. I am glad that I can help in this area.

What goes on,,,off the clock!

A while ago, my ATF, who I was seeing regularly at her incall, cooked me dinner on my birthday and didn't charge for the session.