Emails well written
Eager to please a nice guy
Knocking on the door

Try not to look shocked
Did someone shit in your mouth
Suddenly feel sick

Hope for doggie style
Please let there be no mirrors
Goodbye my sad whale

Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

This is one of the funniest things I've read on TER in a VERY long time.  Congratulations.

not that I disagree with you, I just felt like saying "Ignorant Motherfucker" lmao

I guess us neanderthals just don't get things that other, more sensitive guys seem to enjoy. Or maybe it's just dumbass shit? I vote for number two, how about you?

Hit the ATM
I don't like the teller's looks
When I make withdrawals

She's ready to leave
But my hour isn't up yet
Too relaxed to care

Drama on the boards
No call no show, stolen pics
Please don't feed the trolls

Email fills my box
At least that box was happy
Satisfaction.... Not!

Oh what might have been
I yearn for your soft caress
Damn credit card bills!

The irony is
She visits on my birthday!
No present for me

However, I smile
It's nice to share haiku, if
not some time with you.

...No, Not really true
I want some hot action now
I'm a man, you know!



HB69