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johnhuntback 270 reads
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As a retired "squid" who has been called a lot worse, I bow to you all!!
jhb

holeydiver1479 reads

How deep into the the Earth can one go to fuck?  How far have we journeyed into the center of the Earth and are there any mile deep holes that the public can attend and possible fornicate in?  I would think this particular bucket-list point item would be more unique and you wouldn't have to deal with stewardesses and their stand-up acts in the plane PA systems.  I remember when Stewardesses were quiet and hot and very conducive to erection achievements.

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Donner Party Animal633 reads

in the USA  -  Death Valley, Ca., is the lowest point below sea level.

in the whole bloody world, I think the Dead Sea is the lowest point below sea level.

Neither is an underground location.

so folks who have engaged in carnal relations in either of those spots could be Mile Low club members, though the actual distances below sea level in each is considerably less than a mile.

randy geologists, spelunkers, coal miners, constructions workers building tunnels], oceanographers [using diving bells], submariners, SAC/NORAD officers are part of the relevant population to examine, and who would have ready "acess" to deep loacations below ground.

I have visited Carlsbad Caverns, NM as a tourist, but no fornication [sigh] and it's only appx 850 feet below sea level

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ed2000478 reads

there was never anyone there I wanted to have sex with. I masturbated once though. Does that count? LOL. ;-)

-- Modified on 7/20/2008 11:33:36 AM

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Donner Party Animal327 reads

i think masturbation in those circumstances would be like a 1-day guest membership.

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SweetJaneHR226 reads

One word, HD: Submariners.

It's not gay if you're underway!!

-- Modified on 7/20/2008 5:12:31 PM

Related Link: Jane, Dive, dive, dive!

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renaissanceman70245 reads

I can't fathom that.

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quadseasonal477 reads

"One word, HD: Submariners."

lol..Submariners are known as bubbleheads and Squid is a generic term used by other armed forces for anyone in the Navy.. If you ever do a overnighter with a bubblehead, remember they are used to not sleeping

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WhoLovesAria483 reads

AKA... 'A lower form of Marine life'.

Ooh-Rah!

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johnhuntback271 reads

As a retired "squid" who has been called a lot worse, I bow to you all!!
jhb

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johnhuntback306 reads

BTW, "Bubbleheads" are submarine sailors, "squids" are suface sailors, "Airdales" & "flyboys" are fixed-wing pilots, "rotor-heads" are helicopter pilots. Marines are "jarheads" and "grunts."
jhb

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renaissanceman70271 reads

And I was a "Dope on a rope" a.k.a. paratrooper.

There is a pejorative for just about everything.

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johnhuntback302 reads

We former and present Defenders of Freedom are a fraternity unto ourselves. We, and only we, truly understand us.
jhb

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SweetJaneHR396 reads

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MannyNYC289 reads

... I'd bet you never met a sailor you didn't like!!!

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SweetJaneHR459 reads

Few things melt my butter like a man in uniform.  Yum!

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MannyNYC376 reads

....WOW!!  Deja Vu for me!!

Of course, Jane, many a sailor makes a good seamen, you know!!  Sometimes ex-sailors do, too!!

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Gyppo115 reads

Very few submarines go to 5000 feet, only a few special deep diving craft, so a real mile low club is impossible.  
Also so far no women are assigned to submarines.  Sex with another guy will get you kicked out, and there is no private places on a sub.  Every available space is used for something.
The best you can do would be some self service in your rack (bed), but its common practice to "hot rack" on submarines (two people on different shifts sharing the same bunk).  Not sure many guys would want to find another sailors spunk in his bunk.

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johnhuntback276 reads

All 100% true.
jhb

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MannyNYC1357 reads

... hot bunkin' on an OHIO class??

I thought those bad boys had space for their own mini gym/workout area.

Manny ( former 70's squid )

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johnhuntback413 reads

Just to wrap this puppy up, modern U.S. Navy nuke subs are tested at around 1600 feet. Crush depth is roughly 2400 feet, at which point the boat will be crushed like a soda can. Anchors Aweigh!! Beat Army!!
jhb

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