Nothing turns me on more than 2 gorgeous females getting it on.
"Lipstick lesbians"...to me, its hot and sexy...and I guess I'm not alone seeing all the attention the Brittney and Madonna kiss
has received. I'm curious to know if providers have female clients(lesbians,Bi,just want to try)? Naughty details appreciated..lol


An old cowboy, dressed in  cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. as he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.  

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "are you a real cowboy?"  To which he replied, "well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I guess I am."  

After a short while, he asked her what she was.  She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.  as soon as I  getup in the morning, I think  of women.  When I eat, shower, watch tv -- everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.  A couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?"  To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Cheers!



-- Modified on 9/8/2003 8:26:15 AM

Now, that would reallllllllllly turn me on!!!!!

meowza..Mel


Oh, of course, with me in the middle lol

-- Modified on 9/8/2003 9:31:27 AM

I dont know if you are a provider , but I sure can use a session like that, with some one like you who enjoy it so much.
DO you?

"Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."

Oh baby!


Cheers!

Well, VR, I've already PM'd you with my juicy details, but when you say guy/guy do mean bi-guy? That doesn't interest me, but two guys for ME is my all-time fave..!
Yeah, Mel! There's a girl after my own heart! LOL

Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
was.

She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now."

"Love - Mum"

"Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."

and then say it one more time baby...lol

Sedona, Honey...there is always going to be only one guy in my escipades...ME!..I'm strictly girl happy.

Cheers!