Girth and Length are just two of the criteria I need to have met once we begin my screening process.

I also like to know if you are able to fill more than one cup. Mostly I am excited when you tell me your cup runneth over.  

I rarely am interested in your hair color and eye color so don't worry at all about that. BUT

Clean shaven and trimmed makes my mouth water.

All kidding aside.

Just because a lady doesn't ask for any refs doesn't mean she isn't doing her homework.

I can also state that a few men have used me for a ref. Pun intended.

If you want to make the screening process easier...when you use me for a ref...mention the city and date, incall or outcall....give as much info as possible without crossing the line..try to put it all into one email...And in the email mention as much about yourself as possible. Age, ht, wt, ethnicity, when, how long, and then throw in a little extra bit about yourself.

Girth and Length  
oops

Just Kidding



Have Fun



Love      Sexy Carolina     xoxoxo

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Now I would be afraid that I didn't "measure up"

It is all in good humor.
The only person you have to measure up to is yourself.

What one might have in girth and length another might have better delivery.

I am making the point or I was trying to .....that there are many ways to screen and each lady looks for certain "Things" that make her secure.
I was joking about the girth and length.
We all know size does not matter in this business. Although I guess I do have to admit size has matters. There have been a few trips I passed up to Greece.

Just imagine how fun it would be if before our date we met up for the "Measurments"
Instead of a coffee, You and I meet in the parking lot and I walk over to your car. Both of us are "Looking Good" and I have to measure you.

But it wouldn't be fair if I didn't measure you when you weren't at your best!! And who better than Sexy Carolina to help you!!  Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

I never measure....I promise....I just try to look at everything in a playful way.

I sure hope I have measured up to those wonderful fellas who took a chance on me!!

Have a great day

Sexy Carolina

affinity for those of us (myself not among them) who are more fully endowed, while all the while disavowing any preference.  Methinks thou dost protest too much!  

Maybe I can slip into a Coke can before we start!

Your measures are shaft or gland based only.  The nuts and the good old a-hole are equally important.  Please, be more considerate.

sphincter size before and after the Cone:    (meters and centimeters)
sphincter grip:   (kilograms/square cm)
sac volume before and after spewing:   (liters and cubic centimeters)



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in solid state sphincter myometers, a motion induced sphincter reading should not be below op-amp 88.  

Nut sack volume should be smaller than a bread box.

Hope that helps.

I bow to you, oh, most wonderous creature of all that is related to the anus!  I sing hymns to Holey's name!  Believe in him and be transformed into a holey diver for all eternity!  I'm not worthy!  I'm not worthy!  I'm ignorant scum not fit to stick to the sole of your shoe!  

I made it through eighth grade at a very good school and I have no clue what you two are talking about...However I have never had a lady that liked anal tell me I was hurting her..

I would rather be measured in centimeters as I am longer and more girth than if you measure me in inches.

I know you were trying to get some humor. I have always thought you were sexy and would like to see you. But in the back of my mind., I would not Measure UP.

I haven't had any complaints and yes, greek can be on the menu, there are some advantages to not being huge, but it does make one think

According to my plastic surgery colleagues, it is not hard to increase the length of your penis surgically, girth is a bit harder; for a substantial  increase in girth and length, there is "The Kielbasa Procedure" which was first popularized in Austria in a clinic specializing in rich foreigners.  The surgery increases length and width with one tenny weeny drawback: You lose sensitivity! Or you can do what I do: always travel with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass.
The picture of you, Carolina, on the beach is a classic  Thank you.

I suppose this does happen at times. People feeling they don't measure up.

I get emails from some fellas who want me but can't get up    (my good Humor at work)

THE NERVE

I am such a sweetheart and so easy to embrace.

I would just hate it if I put someone in an uncomfortable position to the point that they felt less instead of more.

I know sometimes in this hobby fellas are able to date that girl...you know the one that never looked twice at him all thru high school. And that is great that GIRL can fulfill some of those fantasies.

I'm not like THAT girl.
I was the skinny girl....the Tomboy...maybe the ugly duckling that later turned into a swan.

I don't judge a book by it's cover or a man by his cock.
There is much more to me than that. But I do have this odd sense of humor....please don't let it get into your way..if it does..laugh at me and move on. Not everyone can relate to my mind...my body YES..my mind...wowza!!

Love

Sexy Carolina



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I like my bf's cock.
In my personal life..YES...I like a little size.

WHY?

I like to wrap my pussy around it..take it in. I love it.

And yes..I have mentioned that.

I sometimes throw a curve ball....like this last post. Guys are always mentioning

the female anatomy and what they like. Is it a crime for a Lady to mention what she likes?

And YES I do disavow a preference when it comes to companionship. Because when it comes to companionship....it clearly does not matter.

I don't post what I do to make people feel like they don't measure up.

With all the reviews you have on all the forums..you must make plenty of women happy.

Believe it or not I considered you when I wrote this post. I was hoping that you wouldn't take it personal like you have in the past.

And I would rather drink a coke than be fucked by one. There is no way THAT can could fit into my pussy. You might want to look at the size of my ass and hips. They are petite..size ZERO


To be honest with you this is what I want and have in my PERSONAL life.

A cock that gets erect. Medium size and length works well. Smooth... circumsized. Clean shaven all around. A cock that when we are spooning in the morning I can feel it harden next to my ass.
But more importantly..the Man behind the Cock.

Hope this helps you to get over my affinity

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personal life that don't necessarily apply to your work--all of us do.  Lisa Smith once said, "Satire is what people don't get."  Maybe she's right.

I haven't taken anything you said personally in the past--to the contrary, I have appreciated you for your posts, your imagination, your love of the hobby  and your sense of humor.  I have always hoped that someday, before you retire, we might meet so that we could experience each other, and I still do.

Please don't think I was doing anything other than poking gentle fun at those of us who have a particular insecurity.

So far as I am concerned, you're one of the hobby's top ladies and I have always regarded you as one.

I would enjoy getting to know you.  There is more to a GFE experience than just the physical.

My favorite is Chocolate swirl


Thank You
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