in a sling!

I recall a date I had in HS.  I'd broken up with my GF of several years....  this was the late 1960s.  
I asked a cute girl in my class out.  After the movie, we went parking...  she had a beautiful cashmere sweater over just a bra, V neck but just a hint of cleavage.  Teasingly, I tweaked the bra closure behind her back & DAMN!! it came undone.  She did not believe that I'd not done that on purpose...  I was embarassed, I may have been testing the waters but the result was totally unexpected.
Any thoughts of erotica was gone...  she was clutching the sweater/bra to her chest.  I finally convinced her to turn away & allow me to lift the back of the sweater to refasten the clasp.  Next problem, I had to ask her which eyelet.  I don't think she cared as long as it was fastened.  
The mood was broken & I took her home, at her request.  Somehow she knew / guessed I was way more experienced than she wanted at that point, so of course, she would not allow a second date.  A shame, she was cute.    
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everyday texting?

I draw the line at using the U version when it is not referring to orgasms.  For example:  "Are you coming over today?", not "Are you cuming over today?"

There's really no reason for that.

No, But once I asked a Salonreceptionist if the Birthday Special was a Shampoo and BlowJob

And of course I meant to say Shampoo and Blow Dry

Good thing she was a hockey goalie and said "bring it"

I don't care myself, but don't find it clever or funny. However, I've had ladies tell me they find it outright unattractive when a guy uses "cumming" instead of "coming" in texts or emails to them.

Lol no I don't but hey if you do just play it off. I've only purposely used cumin' or coming w/ a bf or guy I was um having relations with and was trying to  "sext".