On my last visit I was leaving  and triple checking that I had everything...  
I said "just making sure I am not  leaving anything "
She says without missing a beat only thing you are leaving is a couple of nuts.....

We both laughed... I appreciate a good sense of humor so thus was a big plus for her in my books...

What funny stuff has made you laugh ladies or gents ?

Thanks for coming.

 
Not sure if they are being cute or not, but still makes me smile.

.... you have a really big cock.

That's beyond funny.
And yes, that was low hanging fruit.

I love that response! Did u retrieve your nuts u almost left? 😂

Well, if It was really beyond funny, it can't be hanging THAT low.  :p  

Not as funny as that, but I remember one lady was trying to catch her breath, eyes like saucers and said "you really can breathe through your ears!" lol Maybe it was one of those you had to be there moments, but it was very cute at the time.  

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She comes to my place, really likes my cat, so I said: "I find it really ironic that I pay you to come over to play with MY pussy."

I crack myself up.

I considered trying out for the "strongest man" competition, this was NOT one of the events.  

in mish, and we were thrusting back at each other intensely, with long strong strokes, both completely lost in rapture, when I accidentally pulled all the way out on an upstroke.  She said, "Oh shit, Noooo" and put me back in.  I said, "Sorry, I thought I was longer."  We both started laughing uncontrollably to where I lost my wood.  We kept laughing every time we tried to start up again.  Fortunately, it was a two hour session, and this happened on the second pop, so I was good with calling it a day.  We kidded each other about that over the next few months.  The next time as we started to insert, she said, "Do you want me to scoot closer so you don't fall out?"   It was a good laugh for a long time.  

I wonder what nature is trying to tell us with that.  

 
On the surface, sex is a hilarious experience.  
We can certainly shed tears of joy, and sadly sometimes sorrow during sex, so why is laughter verbotten?

And I laugh a lot while in mish with a certain lady.
Just goes to show that there is no such thing as all.

I was with this hi rated ladie....during greek I realized that once in there that there wasn't much there....I  started laughing...she started laughing.....moment killed

Sorry...but I thought you must have been wearing a snorkel!!

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