What was your worst experience as a Hobbyist/Provider??

Just kidding! Luckily I found TER before any bad experiences could take place.

good one lol

I have had fairly all good sessions.

A stanky man, even after taking a shower. I could not get the smell off and could smell his BO on me all night, even after a shower. Never saw him again and posted to be squeaky clean before arriving on my website.

A couple of months ago, I experienced quite possibly the roughest client ever. I'm cool with a little roughness, but this was just beyond anything I have ever endured. Allow me to recap:

wow thats kind of scary....glad your ok

and move your sweet ass over to DC...

So sorry you had to put up with that asshole.  NO girl deserves that!!!!!  Guess you need to screen a little more strenuously.....

who was once found quarreling with himself and then seen taking sides in the same quarrel...

You need to have some sort of plan in place to protect yourself. What if he'd gotten worse?

When my ex gf and I worked together, that was the one good thing if guys even started to cross the line, being there was two of us it was easier to get the situation under control.

an experience very much like BCG just this past year (yes, he was verified to a degree that really should've been foolproof...8 OK's on a verification site w/the three most recent confirming their OK's verbally). As for a single experience, it ranked among the worst. But as soon as I left the room...it was over. He was blacklisted and I never saw him again...done deal. Trial over.  

And luckily I haven't had any other session remotely as bad as this.  Got to the hotel and checked in for the room #.  Agency told me to wait. Ten minutes later got the room # from her agency and went up. No one there but Housekeeping.  Back to the lobby and called in again.
Agency checks,then calls back and says to go back up.
Up to the room and no provider.  Only Housekeeping.  Back to the lobby again.
As I'm talking to them a girl walks by who looks like her pix.  She's talking on the phone, clearly to the agency.
They tell me to wait five minutes and go up.  I do, she opens the door.  Everything seems fine.  I go to shower and come back.  She goes to the bathroom while I wait on the bed.
She joins me on the bed and I see blood running down her leg.  Clearly, she'd just shaved her legs and cut herself.  I point this out and she scampers back to the bathroom, returning with some toilet paper stuck to her shin.  She starts a lackluster BBBJ.  I notice she's started to bleed again and it's getting on the sheets.  I point this out and back to the bathroom she goes. I carefully strip the blood-dotted sheets off the bed.  She comes back.  By now the mood is totally destroyed.  She starts the mediocre BBBJ again to no effect.
Then she announces, "I'm no miracle worker" and suggests we end the session and she'll refund some of the money.
Then she says, "You're not gonna give me a bad review, are you?"
I leave her with $300 of the $400 I'd given her, happy to be the hell away from there.
Later, after talking to the agency, they credited me with another $100 toward a future session. They are no longer in business.

or perhaps the gal whose massage was so terrible that I asked her to stop.  It was just annoying.  She then asked me for a tip on top of a pretty good sized donation.

Then there was the gal who drank a bottle of Champagne I brought over for New Year's Eve and passed out before we had done anything.

In terms of ruining a perfectly good session, there was a gal who told me I better hurry and leave as her boyfriend was due back any second.

These were all from days long ago before there was an internet.

You should blacklist that motherfucker. I'm not sure why men think its ok to slap us without asking, but that is even beyond typical dumbass client stuff.  

Not to worry, I blacklisted the motherfucker and am now taking weekly defense classes led by a couple of ex-Marines.

as a bigger guy myself I always do my best to clean as best I can before I see a provider I can only imagine what you girls have seen/smelled/felt. I once had a provider (BP go figure) before I found out about this site and others like RS2K, and her vag smelled like the great depression. I actually reviewed her on here. The name is Courtney if you really wanna read about how bad that experience was.

OMG I just saw your name not you jesus im so sorry

Yup, the guy who pulled that crazy shit on me passed my VERY stringent screening protocol with flying colors. Just goes to show you that nothing is ever 100% safe. I sure as hell notified the ladies who had given him positive references that he had gone bad. I would hope that if I gave a reference for a client who ended up wronging another girl that she'd let me know. And if that same client were to use me as a ref again, I'd be sure to tell the inquiring lady what he did.  

He wanted me to worship his nasty feet- licking, sucking, the whole nine yards. I'm into some dirty stuff, but that crosses the line. When I reacted negatively to the order (*not* request), he had the nerve to ask me if I liked my job! I gave him back the envelope since it was only about 5 min into the session and he tipped me for my time. Not happenin', buddy- and that's definitely something you want to bring up in the initial email convo!

She should come to the greatest city on earth... Chicago!

There was once the cash n dash but most influential
was this larger Puerto Rican Pimp ass dude that was after me because
his coke ass girl did not like our deal.

Just had one sesh where the girl was way too weird, slurpy, noisy, pse-ish for me.  

Puerto Rican Pimp would make a wicked awesome band name.  

It was 20+ years ago and the lady was a streetwalker in DC (no online escorting then).  We went to her hotel and as I got out of the car two guys came up behind me and one of them put a gun in my back and demanded my money. I have it to him and they ran off. Not sure if the lady was in on it but I got the hell out of there.  

I would end up in jail on a murder charge without fail. So I only hope for the guys sake, they behave and don't do what you had done to you. I really do not want to end up in jail

Perhaps a visit is in order.