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DT_lover 188 Reviews 271 reads
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If this was your SO's idea, she should have helped.  Should have had her spit the sample into the cup.

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about three years ago, my SO wanted to have a baby, so we tried and tried for months without success.  So she sent my into the fertility clinic so have my sperm checked.  I've never had to "perform" such a task and I dreaded the thought of it.  I went to the clinic, which was staffed by some comely nurses, who seemed to be professional, but all of the while I'm thinking "they know I'm here to whack off, they just know it!"  I filled out the forms and was led by a nurse to room that had a linoleum floor, an easy chair, and a magazine rack containing a bunch of lingerie and Maxim type magazines.  What!?  No video porn, no hardcore stuff, not even softcore material?  Also, I was in the first room of a very busy hallway and people were constantly shuffling their way by, slamming the hall door, and yakking outside of the very thin room door.  The room didn't even have music to help drown out incidental noise.  And if I could hear them so well, would they hear me doing my business.  Alright time for business, I read my sperm sample instructions, got the cup out, and went work with a Victoria's secret.  Two nurses started a very loud conversation on the other side of the door, and I thought "There is no way I can't do this without some help."  This made me think of some providers who were quite useful for getting samples out of me earlier.   So, it worked!  Just barely.  The lab called me a week later to say that I had only a small sample.  Its hard to explain to a technician what poor porn and performance anxiety can do to a sample size...

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CottonBalls262 reads

Just wondering.

When I had my tubes snipped when I turned 40, I had to whack off after the surgery for sperm count. Fortunately, I got to take the cup home. The test came back with a count of ONE! I had to do it over again. Internet porn wasn't that good then so I utilized the garbled, leaked signal of the Spice channel on cable.

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DT_lover272 reads

If this was your SO's idea, she should have helped.  Should have had her spit the sample into the cup.

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Fallon231 reads

I damn well agree, but it wasn't allowed, the scientific bastards.

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dviantboy182 reads

Next time (if there is one) take your laptop. Download YouPorn vids before you go.

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pwilley224 reads

I had the occassion to have to do that when having my vasectomy results verified.  My girlfriend at the time ( a stripper mind you ) didn't think it was cool for me to wack off when she could handle it so much better.  So as I entered the little bathroom to do my thing in the cup, she insisted coming in to watch.  That didn't last long and before you know it, she was delivering some great head.  Yep, off I shot, she spit it out in the cup, we turned in in to the nurse... End of story... until next day when the doctors office called and felt I should come visit them immediately for further testing because they found unexpected results......... They were really unhappy when I asked if it might be the result of saliva mixed in with the sample.... My doctor still laughs at me every time I go to have a check up.

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Schmohawk171 reads

she should have brought you 99% of the way and let you HANDle the last 1%

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Lancelott57187 reads

LOL, fun thread!

A few years ago I kept hearing an advertisement on the radio every morning while going to work... It was seeking volunteers to participate in a clinical trial for a new ED drug, and they were paying a few hundred bucks! After about the fifth time hearing the ad, I thought, why not, that sounds like it might be kinda interesting. So, I called the number, answered a bunch of questions to see whether I qualified for the clinical trial characteristics they were looking for, and about a week later they called and invited me to participate. It was somewhat similar, a small "clinical" room, lots of clinicians milling about, but they gave me the "mystery pill", hooked me up to some electrical measuring device that was supposed to measure the "firmness" of my penis, started a porn video, and left me alone for about an hour. Afterwards, I had a rock hard erection that lasted for HOURS, so I took it out on my SO... lol... Never did find out what the magic pill was, Viagra was the only thing on the market at the time... Levitra and Cialis came on the market some months later.

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ranilane702236 reads

It's called Love Unlimited, and it lasted for 3 days.  You can get a free sample at the website.

Happy Humping!

-Rani ;)

Posted By: Lancelott57
LOL, fun thread!

A few years ago I kept hearing an advertisement on the radio every morning while going to work... It was seeking volunteers to participate in a clinical trial for a new ED drug, and they were paying a few hundred bucks! After about the fifth time hearing the ad, I thought, why not, that sounds like it might be kinda interesting. So, I called the number, answered a bunch of questions to see whether I qualified for the clinical trial characteristics they were looking for, and about a week later they called and invited me to participate. It was somewhat similar, a small "clinical" room, lots of clinicians milling about, but they gave me the "mystery pill", hooked me up to some electrical measuring device that was supposed to measure the "firmness" of my penis, started a porn video, and left me alone for about an hour. Afterwards, I had a rock hard erection that lasted for HOURS, so I took it out on my SO... lol... Never did find out what the magic pill was, Viagra was the only thing on the market at the time... Levitra and Cialis came on the market some months later.
Related Link: Love Unlimited USA

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