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Re: Finally, an honest hooker.
AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 1639 reads
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Well this is P4P and broke guys don't get to play and yes we all think like that, otherwise it wouldn't be P4P. In general, an older guy will be making more money vs a younger guy. Even if a 30 yr old is making 600k/yr, obviously when he is 50 he should be making more than that (you would hope anyways).  

Why would anyone be concerned about saying something for public view? Sorry, I believe in being honest. Not concerned about saying what I got to say. I got an extensive posting history of being a nice gal, without kissing butt.  

I do base my decisions on who to see based on personality/kindness. Obviously they still have to pay my rate and it is great to have frequent guys.  

My rate is $0/hr said no hooker ever :D
 
Posted By: ImOkYouSuck
Only one to mention "more money". Good for you. We all know all the others think it, you had the balls to say it for public view.

See Willie Sutton for the famous answer if you are still naive.

Because that's where the money is.

Heck...to an 18 y/o....old men are 30.  And not too many 30 y/o guys have all that much to spend on hookers.  Even Willie was only about 30 when he got incarcerated.

I think many of the hookers like the older (as in 50+) fellas since they, as many have admitted here, are easy graders.  They are the impetus for keeping the 40+ old hookers (although the claim to only be in their 30's on TER) in the Top 100 with their inflated 10/10's.  And that's without any BBFS!

Not to mention the older boys will pay hookers for weekend getaways and overnighters and pay full fare for the privilege of watching middle aged hookers shop and sleep.

Don't worry...no shortage of older men to keep the older (and arguably mediocre looking) hookers gainfully employed.  Just follow the string of 10/10's...you'll find the gals that really love the old boys.

Posted By: JLee567
See Willie Sutton for the famous answer if you are still naive.  
   
 Because that's where the money is.

Udo1693 reads

Most hookers prefer older men 50+ since they are easier tricks. Most guys 50+ have reduced erections and can't "bring the thunder in bed" vigorously like a 30 year od man can.  

Older men like this can rarely bust three nuts in an hour like a young monger can. This means less work for the hooker.

Older men are probably better tippers since the house is paid off and there are no kids left to support.

For an older, sickness and death are the next "life events" in their future. Money loses its value sitting in the bank.

RUSchittingMe2210 reads

I am 50+ and, while I may (or may not) be average, I can go strong for a full hour.
An, since I can only cum once, there iz no "refractory period," jest non-stop fuckin' an suckin'.
Plus, I don't tip!
Soooooo....it seems U know az much abowt us ole geezers as U do (Udo?) about BBFS an Thai gals.

Yea...the hookers love that now as well  LOL

But as I said it depends on the definition of older.  Considering that many of the Top 100 hookers are near 40 themselves they prefer to hang with the 50+ guys.  Now the young gals under 25...not so much.  But they'll still put on a decent show for most guys.

And I guess that in SEA older is +16?  I guess approximately Udo's IQ.

Posted By: RUSchittingMe
I am 50+ and, while I may (or may not) be average, I can go strong for a full hour.  
 An, since I can only cum once, there iz no "refractory period," jest non-stop fuckin' an suckin'.  
 Plus, I don't tip!  
 Soooooo....it seems U know az much abowt us ole geezers as U do (Udo?) about BBFS an Thai gals.

Udo1820 reads

At least the women in SEA do it for the benefit of the rest of the family and not being too lazy to work a real job. In SEA, it's common for the oldest daughter to "work as a provider" for the benefit of the rest of the family. By benefit, I mean the ability for the family to eat food and survive. I am not talking about buying Jimmy Choo $1000 shoes.

YOU know every hooker in SEA?

YOU know every hooker in the US?

YOU don't know shit about anything in life.  

Go take a job in the Peace Corps if you're so concerned about life.  But to paint the entire hooker world with your broad strokes is not just stupid...it's insane.

Posted By: Udo
At least the women in SEA do it for the benefit of the rest of the family and not being too lazy to work a real job. In SEA, it's common for the oldest daughter to "work as a provider" for the benefit of the rest of the family. By benefit, I mean the ability for the family to eat food and survive. I am not talking about buying Jimmy Choo $1000 shoes.

Don't you kind of paint with that same broad brush about older providers? In fact you seem to have very interesting and not very flattering views about providers in general. At least that is what I have discovered reading your posts.

Learn to read TERese and then we can discuss "How to read a post".

Until then...keep on reading and learn...grasshopper  LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
Don't you kind of paint with that same broad brush about older providers? In fact you seem to have very interesting and not very flattering views about providers in general. At least that is what I have discovered reading your posts.

There is a posse of TER bad boys who like to throw their considerable weight around and encourage others to do things to their way of thinking.  I have also seen a do as I say, not as I do format from the very same gang.  

And there seems to be a different set of rules for the ladies, in other words, offending the male sensibility is not encouraged as it will almost always be detrimental to the business model or at least that's what many want them to believe.

I have noticed you don't like old hookers, mouthy hookers (London is an exception), hookers who charge more than you feel they should.  

So, what lessons should I learn from the great and almighty ChgoCPA?

Ole SS got tired of the same old here...sorry  :(

Have no fear...maybe Gambler will be your new posting buddy?  :D

Shit...you've been here longer than most.  You know that there will always be "newbs" that want to change the boards...don't like the way posters express themselves.

But they either morph and learn...or disappear.  More often disappearing is the option of choice.

But not you and I...we like this dance..right?

And your initial comment a few days ago was that you've been lurking here for some time...you should pay much closer attention to details.

So just like those that you abhor, you also make broad generalizations.  And you're certainly entitled to your opinion...you know, those things that are just like assholes...everyone has one!

But go and read all of you prior posts using your new alias and all you have done is written condescending bullshit.  Of course yours is more relevant than someone else's...right?

Oh..and if you really pay any attention..ask some of those "old hookers, mouthy hookers (London is an exception), hookers who charge more than you feel they should"...why they keep on posting to the boards.  I suspect there's a reason they keep on doing it.  

The same reason you needed to get a new alias to post your drivel.

But you'll change the opinions of many...I'm sure  LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
There is a posse of TER bad boys who like to throw their considerable weight around and encourage others to do things to their way of thinking.  I have also seen a do as I say, not as I do format from the very same gang.    
   
 And there seems to be a different set of rules for the ladies, in other words, offending the male sensibility is not encouraged as it will almost always be detrimental to the business model or at least that's what many want them to believe.  
   
 I have noticed you don't like old hookers, mouthy hookers (London is an exception), hookers who charge more than you feel they should.  
   
 So, what lessons should I learn from the great and almighty ChgoCPA?

My approach was light hearted, however you seemed to take offense.  I have no interest in getting into a pissing contest with you. That never ends well.

Posted By: justanillusion
There is a posse of TER bad boys who like to throw their considerable weight around and encourage others to do things to their way of thinking.  I have also seen a do as I say, not as I do format from the very same gang.    
   
 And there seems to be a different set of rules for the ladies, in other words, offending the male sensibility is not encouraged as it will almost always be detrimental to the business model or at least that's what many want them to believe.  
   
 I have noticed you don't like old hookers, mouthy hookers (London is an exception), hookers who charge more than you feel they should.  
   
 So, what lessons should I learn from the great and almighty ChgoCPA?
So the above quote was meant to be light hearted?  I guess your sarcasm and comedic skills don't translate too well in writing.

And if you don't want a pissing contest...why reply with YOUR observations of how the board works?  Care to explain how you have come to this conclusion?  

Like I said in my prior post..YOU need to learn to read TERese.  If you still haven't figured out that this is a fuck board...and that I never take any of this shit personally.  Unfortunately others do...such as you I surmise.

So if you are going to stick around for some time...realize that brown envelopes show up..inject their wit and wisdom on those of us who have been playing on boards for some time...and then when they cry about being misunderstood tend to disappear.  So what's it going to be with you...justanillusion or more factual?

Posted By: justanillusion
My approach was light hearted, however you seemed to take offense.  I have no interest in getting into a pissing contest with you. That never ends well.

Am I not allowed a personal observation, even if you don't agree?

As far as my game plan, I will follow the board rules as set out and let things fall where they may. I highly doubt that I will be pressured into playing a certain way. In fact I can say point blank, that will not happen.

My observations were on you, not the board.  

I am sure you are a very likable man in person and that this curmudgeonly persona is reserved for the board to inject some excitement. I get that. So I let the insults towards providers slide, realizing that it is "just your way".  

Here's looking forward to some good conversation.

Posted By: justanillusion
There is a posse of TER bad boys who like to throw their considerable weight around and encourage others to do things to their way of thinking.  I have also seen a do as I say, not as I do format from the very same gang.      
I'm guessing that it isn't just CPA you were "observing"....unless one person alone is considered a posse  LOL

And for quite a few here they see the CPA posts as quite personable...while as you observed and commented on that others don't.  That's what makes a board entertaining...and sometimes quite intoxicating.

I'm always looking forward to interaction...hopefully you'll stick around longer than many of your BE (brown envelope) predecessors.  Do you recall many of my BE's that I needed to use a while back?  That was fun  LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
Am I not allowed a personal observation, even if you don't agree?  
   
 As far as my game plan, I will follow the board rules as set out and let things fall where they may. I highly doubt that I will be pressured into playing a certain way. In fact I can say point blank, that will not happen.  
   
 My observations were on you, not the board.  
   
 I am sure you are a very likable man in person and that this curmudgeonly persona is reserved for the board to inject some excitement. I get that. So I let the insults towards providers slide, realizing that it is "just your way".  
   
 Here's looking forward to some good conversation.

I actually find you quite funny. Your insults toward providers are not meant to be taken seriously. It's your interesting style of board humor that does have some truth to it. Much like when the ladies smack talk about creepy mongers and bad breath and dirty butts. It's all in good clean fun!

I might stick around. I don't intend to make this my hobby of spending countless hours on here, but every now and then, sure, it's a good distraction form the every day.

As for your other BE's, how far back are you talking and none come to mind.

"Woman Haters Club"....but she left a couple of months ago.  Kind of miss her...she was a fun player.

Glad you seem to really get what this is all about...many either don't or pretend to not get it.  

This is intoxicating...but I play in spurts.  Seems most play that way as well.  While there are some that literally live and breath this nonsense.

As far as my old BE's (Had to use them as TER was going through a paranoia period and had banned many posters...including the CPA handle...but they quickly realized that was not any way to play)...go back to September through November of last year.  I had beenaround2553 a long time with my pals lesbianrepellant.  Then my broadway pals showed up as jeanvaljean24601.  Plenty of other handles were created then as well...and not hard to know which were mine  LOL    

Posted By: justanillusion
I actually find you quite funny. Your insults toward providers are not meant to be taken seriously. It's your interesting style of board humor that does have some truth to it. Much like when the ladies smack talk about creepy mongers and bad breath and dirty butts. It's all in good clean fun!  

I might stick around. I don't intend to make this my hobby of spending countless hours on here, but every now and then, sure, it's a good distraction form the every day.  

As for your other BE's, how far back are you talking and none come to mind.

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OKay, will check those out. Later though, have things to do and people to see. Have a great weekend!

She honestly felt compelled to think that I was.

And she knew that was NOT the case...but sometimes fantasy has a way of seeming so real  LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
OKay, will check those out. Later though, have things to do and people to see. Have a great weekend!

There is a posse of TER bad boys who like to throw their considerable weight around and encourage others to do things to their way of thinking.  I have also seen a do as I say, not as I do format from the very same gang.  

And there seems to be a different set of rules for the ladies, in other words, offending the male sensibility is not encouraged as it will almost always be detrimental to the business model or at least that's what many want them to believe.

I have noticed you don't like old hookers, mouthy hookers (London is an exception), hookers who charge more than you feel they should.  

So, what lessons should I learn from the great and almighty ChgoCPA?

I do agree with him on the survival part.
The ladies I hung out with in the Philippines, lived on fish heads and rice, had dirt floors, no running water or electric. Pretty awesome people though for what little they have.

And we've got plenty of that right here in the good old US of A.

I find it offensive that numbnuts is painting ALL the hookers in the States as throwing money away on shit.  That's NOT the case...at least with the gals I know.  And that would be more than a few.

So for Udo to come a preaching here is nothing short of insane...he has NO fucking clue what he is talking about.  Just like any group...some will spend foolishly.  But most that I know spend on necessary living expenses for the family.

So if Udo wants to go and be a good johnnie boy...go live SEA and help those in need make a better life.  Preaching here is stupid and not the right platform to seek acceptance.  Frankly as I posted earler...plenty of poverty in Chicago.  No need to shill for SEA.

Posted By: lungman
I do agree with him on the survival part.  
 The ladies I hung out with in the Philippines, lived on fish heads and rice, had dirt floors, no running water or electric. Pretty awesome people though for what little they have.

Yesterday he posted about how hookers spent $300 a pair on Jimmy Choos.  I schooled him on that so today when he brought up Choos again he said they cost $1000.  Perhaps there is hope?  Ahhhh....never mind!

toofuckingstupid1672 reads

but women doing it to support only themsevles because their parents are not fucktards is bad? you are an idiot.

As senility creeps up, you can ask for the donation a second time because they don’t remember that they already paid.

We could get so senile we don't pay cause we think we live there.Lol

I had a young guy in his low 30's do that. Sorry but I have to be honest and asked if it was a tip. Paid me in the beginning and at the end. Could've kicked myself in the head but still felt good about how I am being honest. He gave me a big tip for being honest. Would've been nice the extra few hundred but I would have felt guilty!

We are sexy and can doink all nite long.
Honestly, I think it's because we act like men and not boys.
I for one prefer to pad the pockets of the 25 to 35 yr olds.  
Hell, I can get the 40 + yr olds, in the civee world for free

I agree....like the old saying goes "what i used to be able to do all night now takes me all night to do."

you guys are so full of yourselves. it has nothing to do with how they review, "a string of 10's", or how long they last. I have found older men to be more reliable, relaxed, on time, more fun and carry less bullshit around with them.

Like I said, we are men and we act like it.
Perfect answer Missy. I M O

Dear Ms. More the woman I can't ignore:
Would you also say that it is more straight forward, they know what they want and usually there is know haggling on the price because this demographic is extremely experienced and they would have more of a concept of what the hobby is about?
Also do you tend to have more in common on a social level with this demographic and would these men ask you on social dates as well as BCD encounters as well? Finally are these the men who you would be most inclined to give references and recommendations to your other colleagues in the hobby?

Dude, u may have something interesting to say, now if I could only understand it.

Let them think what they want to. You don't want to spoil it for them.

To add, they take their time to enjoy their session and really get into the journey to the goal and not just looking for multiple goals.

They love to please you also, not looking to just a one sided experience

thank you Missy..that says it all..

Posted By: missymore
you guys are so full of yourselves. it has nothing to do with how they review, "a string of 10's", or how long they last. I have found older men to be more reliable, relaxed, on time, more fun and carry less bullshit around with them.

Yeah, not to mention that they are less aggressive, and are actually looking for true companionship and someone to be there for them. Not all of us would even consider seeing someone like the individual who seems so hateful.

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Some people here can be so dreadfully hateful. I hope they have better lives than their posts here suggest. :(

I wish the nicer posters could crowd out the mean and nasty posters.

about younger men. I see plenty about older women, and older men.

Just against hateful, angry guys--who are found in a larger percentage amoung the young turks.  I would hope you can comprehend the difference, can't you?

Take you for example:  your posts are often edgy and tinged with annoyance bordering on anger towards folks who have different views than you do.  You ooze a sense of "here's my money, now shut up and work".  Independent of your age, that's not going to do a lot to endear you to anyone.  You will probably respond that you don't care about that, but then why use the alias?  Just asking.

a age rule...  

I took the age limit out, because I did not want the DECENT, nice, and respectful, younger guys to think I would not give them a chance...

I admit, as a older provider, and thru speaking and emailing them, I tend to see and attract men 50+.  

MOST of the guys who are younger never make it to my door, based on theit  
"yo baby whats up" or "where u stay at?" slang, and not even knowing how to speak to me decently. To trying to negotiate, or asking for quickies... Or I give them a chance, and they no show

However I have had a handful (can count them on 2 hands) of wonderful guys who were younger. They were respectful, showed up on time, spoke to me decently, and we had a great time...

If I had been so strict on my age limit, I would never have met them...

OH! When I DID HAVE MY 35+ RULE IN PLACE  
I actually got 2 very respectful introductory emails from guys VERY young (like 19-24)  
They introduced themselves, gave me screening info, and asked politely if I would be willing to see them...
I did because of those emails!!!

talk about.. do not want to Fuck from walk in to walk out...  

They tend to keep their appts, and do not flake. They do not try to "date" you just because they think are hot, or good in bed etc

exceptions... like I saw a gent a few days ago, he was old... and he gets lost finding my house, he is wandering in front of my bedroom window, and i was worried by my neighbors.  

He comes in and basically was VERY rude to me because the room was darker and he needed light. Also he did not bother to read my ad, so he wanted all this stuff that there was no way we could do in the short time...

instead of accepting that we would try to get as much in as I could, he was disrespectful and huffed off...

Gave me $40 and left  

and he was like late 70'

because they are mature, more money, appreciative, respectful, happy overall for what I do (less demanding)...

I would gladly take an old guy that has "problems" over a young dumb a$$. I don't care about looks or how some are not perfect. Fuck perfect! Nice guys are great!!! And they really are. Plus I like intelligence and most young guys don't have that.

Plus I really like them because most won't try to push the boundaries.

ImOkYouSuck1589 reads

Only one to mention "more money". Good for you. We all know all the others think it, you had the balls to say it for public view.

Well this is P4P and broke guys don't get to play and yes we all think like that, otherwise it wouldn't be P4P. In general, an older guy will be making more money vs a younger guy. Even if a 30 yr old is making 600k/yr, obviously when he is 50 he should be making more than that (you would hope anyways).  

Why would anyone be concerned about saying something for public view? Sorry, I believe in being honest. Not concerned about saying what I got to say. I got an extensive posting history of being a nice gal, without kissing butt.  

I do base my decisions on who to see based on personality/kindness. Obviously they still have to pay my rate and it is great to have frequent guys.  

My rate is $0/hr said no hooker ever :D
 

Posted By: ImOkYouSuck
Only one to mention "more money". Good for you. We all know all the others think it, you had the balls to say it for public view.

ImOkYouSuck1396 reads

You're out there, you dont give a shit, you dont say this other nonsense I keep reading about how nice older guys are blah blah blah. Money. Damn right. Might be the other things too, not saying they aint a factor, but all those other hookers conveniently left money out of there answers. Gold star to you today Amber. Sweet disposition and straight forward honesty. That London Rane is another one I can tolerate. You'll never have a problem with me.

You don't get all butt hurt when  a lady mentions she is primarily here because of the money but also can dig her guys. Some get right snippy. To her credit, her delivery doesn't seem to irk the more sensitive guys.  

Really like London's approach too, more right from the hip style.

Thank you both. Eh, rarely does anyone get pissy at me because I take the time to clearly write what I want to say.

You really want to know the best thing about older guys? They got plenty to tell you about life. Yeah, some don't know crap but a lot of them have great stories/experiences to learn from. Plus I like talking about boring stuff such as history and the olden days.

And yes Caitlyn, my theory doesn't hold for all older guys. One of my favorite customers is a vet and I do enjoy talking to him about the military and history. I think it is crappy that he went through a lot for this country, working 60 plus hours a week (and that is only when he wasn't in the war zone) and barely made out financially. Sometimes it seems like those who do the most sacrificing for others get screwed in the end. Of course you are talking to a gal who typically sees the blue collar type of guy. Not many "well to do guys" in my area.

So You are ok and I suck? (Imokyousuck) Well I guess yeah you are ok and of course I suck :D

Yes sure, they usually have more than younger men, as they are established, have savings, etc  

But you are forgetting, that there is a good # of older gentleman that are on limited incomes, SSI, retirement, and veterans.

So as for my answer, I did not CONVENIENTLY leave it out, I did not state it, because I equally see older men with more $$ and equally older men who book cheaper dates..

you hide behind an alias.

She mentions at least 7 reasons, YOU fixate on the money part.  Yep, that fits your persona and your track record.  I do know some places you can take a remedial counting class if you wish; let me know.

Second, you obviously have time to post a lot but don't take time to read.  I seem to see a lot of ladies acknowledge that higher pay is one of the reasons.

Posted By: SexyflirtAmber
because they are mature, more money, appreciative, respectful, happy overall for what I do (less demanding)...  
   
 I would gladly take an old guy that has "problems" over a young dumb a$$. I don't care about looks or how some are not perfect. Fuck perfect! Nice guys are great!!! And they really are. Plus I like intelligence and most young guys don't have that.  
   
 Plus I really like them because most won't try to push the boundaries.
Accurate post is accurate! Well said Amber - I agree as well!

Let's give an OTH hooker that has seen too much sun a 10....she was breathing...right?

I just spat juice all over my new laptop. Where are you, I am sending you the bill. lolol.

Send the bill...you never know.

At my stage in life senility is just part of my daily regimen of issues.  I might double pay it  :D

Posted By: justanillusion
I just spat juice all over my new laptop. Where are you, I am sending you the bill. lolol.

And why work harder than you have to, to get a great score?  Well said stupid.

what you mean in the biz, bec they don't want to fuck you into next week it's all quite nice and pleasant.

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