The "O" post below made me think of this.

Whats the best dirty song you've ever heard?

"Oh my god" by Peaches is a good one. A friend of mine came out about being a lesbian by giving me that song, telling me to listen to it and giggling her head off.

Peaches has several other dirty songs, I can't remember them offhand though.


La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand

Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not so quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause were all pink inside

This can be really easy
It doesn't have to be hard
(doesn't have to be hard)
Here baby let me show you
(baby let me show you)
I'll have ya, climbing up the walls
You got all the problems
I think that I can solve
Why don't you come in here baby
Why don't we sit and talk

Oh my God,Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand

Oh my God,Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

You like the top and the bottom
You make a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

You like the top and the bottom
You make a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

I understand that
let show you where
to put that hand

My little red engine
says I think I can
I think I can

I got your
koochie koo
how about you

I got your
koochie koo
too

La da da,La da da,
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em (x7)

I Can't Stop

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Dina-Mo-Hum.......Frank Zappa.

This may not be in the same category as the one above, but "Mama's got a squeeze box," by The Who is my favorite.

There was an old farmer who lived by a rock;
he sat in the meadow and played with his
marbles and playthings, and in days of yore,
he spied a young lady, she looked like a
pretty young creature with a white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to
bring up her children and teach them to knit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt,
the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
eyes at the boys, as girls sometimes do -
to show them that she was quite ready to
go for a nice pleasant walk by the dock,
where she spied a young man with a sizeable
roll of 100's and a wallet so thick,
so she leaned on over to suck on his
candy so sweetly made of butterscotch,
and he made a mess all over his
whites; and if you think this is dirty,
you're fucking well right.