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JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 158 reads
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Dated a gal in grad school.  Visited her about 6 months after we graduated (she was out east).  We always had pretty good sex.  Lo and behold we were going at it and she stuck a finger in my ass.  Worst sexual experience of my life.  LOL.  

Posted By: clarence37
I had a girlfriend once who was always trying to stick her little finger into my ass while she was giving me oral. I'd squirm away from it, but she was relentless. I finally said, "what the hell are you doing?" and she told me her girlfriend told her that it would increase my pleasure tenfold. So I rolled her over and said ok, let me do you first.

That put an end to that :-)

wrps071629 reads

Providers how long did it take you to move from a small butt plug to the medium size butt plug ?

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macdaddy1944332 reads

depends on how much lube you have..

Posted By: wrps07
Providers how long did it take you to move from a small butt plug to the medium size butt plug ?

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Sidney Starr282 reads

Not into butt plugs myself. Do you mean for providers using them on clients?

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perfectstorm273 reads

Keep using bigger and bigger ones and you will need "depends" :D

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clarence37230 reads

I had a girlfriend once who was always trying to stick her little finger into my ass while she was giving me oral. I'd squirm away from it, but she was relentless. I finally said, "what the hell are you doing?" and she told me her girlfriend told her that it would increase my pleasure tenfold. So I rolled her over and said ok, let me do you first.

That put an end to that :-)

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saturnsky191 reads

I was talking about the "you let me try that on you first" type answer to some crap people ask.

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beenaround2553154 reads

I have tried most everything so I know what it may feel like.

With the types of games I like to play...it is prudent.

So when we meet...you can ask...I'll let you..and then we can really have some fun  :D

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I was talking about the "you let me try that on you first" type answer to some crap people ask.

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achilles2012141 reads

Why can't I reply?

Haven't you learned anything yet?

You better brush up on this crap...or you'll be hopping around for hours  :D

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clarence37143 reads

Well, the box said you could swim, you could run or bicycle, play tennis...

Man, I stuck that thing in there and I couldn't even WALK!

I wrote to the company and they sent me a coupon...

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clarence37150 reads

"Hey, honey?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you love me?"
"Yeah"
"A lot?"
"Yeah"
"A LOT, a lot?"
"WHY, whaddaya want?"
"Well, I was wondering if we could do something... different tonight?"
"Whaddaya mean, different?"
"Well, some of the guys were talking, and... I was just wondering.... could we use the back door tonight?"
"Sure. You can use the back door,  front door, any door you want. Just stay the fuck away from my ass"
"No, but honey, see? I brought home this toy, and we can practice with it to get you more relaxed."
"Yeah. OK, but let's do YOU first".

And she shoved it up my ass, and I saw stars. I gasped, "Take it out of the box first!"
After she was done, she asked me "Still wanna use my back door?"

I'll tell ya, after that, you don't feel like doing much of ANYTHING.

The late, great Robert Schimmel. Every time I fall for a comedian, he dies on me. Rest in peace Robert Schimmel, Sam Kinison, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Louis Anderson, John Candy, Richard Jeni, Greg Giraldo.

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JustGopherIt159 reads

Dated a gal in grad school.  Visited her about 6 months after we graduated (she was out east).  We always had pretty good sex.  Lo and behold we were going at it and she stuck a finger in my ass.  Worst sexual experience of my life.  LOL.  

Posted By: clarence37
I had a girlfriend once who was always trying to stick her little finger into my ass while she was giving me oral. I'd squirm away from it, but she was relentless. I finally said, "what the hell are you doing?" and she told me her girlfriend told her that it would increase my pleasure tenfold. So I rolled her over and said ok, let me do you first.

That put an end to that :-)

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