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Re: Does it make you ponder...
rainbowCPA 579 reads
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Right. Coming from the guy always slicing and dicing guys for paying too much. Or paying girls to eat and sleep. I'd say a good bit of jealousy behind the 'tude. Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
That all Udo seems to write about is how expensive this game is?  And that those who play it must be spending money on this rather than "helping the world"?  
   
 What makes someone just keep on worrying how I spend my money?  Rather pathetic.  
   
 Oh...and I haven't heard of the artist BF yet...guess he read that online somewhere.  
   
 How about you and I (and anyone else who's interested) pop for a raft to send Udo over to Thailand.  It'll set sail from San Diego and point him in the right direction.  How long do you think it'll take to get there?  I would also pop for a volleyball and name it "Wilson".  
   
 There's no wireless in the middle of the Pacific....right?

Udo2232 reads

I have been working in Southern Louisiana this whole week.

I have a new Islamic coworker that is a chemical engineer from Dubai. He is an Arab who has been in America for just a few years now. He said that he has two wives back in the United Arab Emigrates since he can afford two at this point in his life financially. Those with more money are allowed to keep up to four wives if treating them all fairly.

He said he enjoyed the hobby often back in Dubai with many young and beautiful Eastern European women that travelled to Dubai to service the Arabs.

According to him, the cost for a comparable provider women in the US is about three times what he would ever have to pay in Dubai.

He asked me why the cost of the hobby is so high here.

My answers to him:

1. The hobby is illegal in the US and certain people must be paid off.
2. Fewer women sell their bodies for sex to hobbyists (supply and demand)
3. Rich US men have no problem throwing away expendable money
4. US providers are trying to live a "high end worldly life by providing" via selling their bodies versus other women in the world just trying tying to support themselves or feed their families.
Providers spending $1200 on a pair of JimmyCho shoes.
5. US women having to support their loser deadbeat "artist boyfriends that have a dream."

 
I am sure that there are some other reasons to justify the cost

Nope...Udo is a slum lord in ChiTown...actually the Bucktown area  LOL

He's only seen Thailand on a map.  And someone who knows where it really is had to point it out to him.

Udo770 reads

Chicago Bean Counter,

I am willing ot meet you at an Bucktown bar or Wicker park bar that you chose. We will handle our differences at as true gentlamen my friend!

Posted By: Udo

I know that my STD infested cock is of no consequence anymore...which is why I post these idiotic posts.  Please don't make fun of me though...I have nothing else going on in my life.  I am so depressed.  If we really do meet, will you pay for the drinks.  The bars won't take my LINK card as payment and I have no money otherwise.

The reigning champion of Perdue farms.

Maybe we should hold this event in CR?

but no one had ever heard of Udolt.  They did mention a tranny hooker who used the name "Udette" and claimed she was a German Jew from Chicago.  It was said she died of multiple STDs, but perhaps the reports of her death were premature.  There were also rumors she fled to the Philippines.

Udo676 reads

Yes. I have a beautiful Filipina wife!!

Posted By: Udo

Ms. Cosette,,,please understand that due to my medicines I have to take now due to my numerous STD's I sometimes forget what I post on TER.  I have good friends here though...like CPA who always reminds me of my ignorant posts from last week and other times.

I will try harder to remember the drivel I post to stay consistent.  Would you come to Chicago to see my cock fight with CPA?  Oh wait...I'm in Louisiana now..right?  But then I will be back in Chicago so I can get my upside down face son and we are going to Thailand to BBFS underage girls.  It's so much cheaper there to fuck than in the States.  I hope my passport is ready finally.

Can I borrow some money so I can get some more booze and drugs.  My high is starting to fade and I'm rambling here.

Back_In_Black570 reads

They need to charge more than UDO could ever pay !  

Your still boring , although the artist bf was nice touch ! .....

Posted By: Udo
I have been working in Southern Louisiana this whole week.  
   
 I have a new Islamic coworker that is a chemical engineer from Dubai. He is an Arab who has been in America for just a few years now. He said that he has two wives back in the United Arab Emigrates since he can afford two at this point in his life financially. Those with more money are allowed to keep up to four wives if treating them all fairly.  
   
 He said he enjoyed the hobby often back in Dubai with many young and beautiful Eastern European women that travelled to Dubai to service the Arabs.  
   
 According to him, the cost for a comparable provider women in the US is about three times what he would ever have to pay in Dubai.  
   
 He asked me why the cost of the hobby is so high here.  
   
 My answers to him:  
   
 1. The hobby is illegal in the US and certain people must be paid off.  
 2. Fewer women sell their bodies for sex to hobbyists (supply and demand)  
 3. Rich US men have no problem throwing away expendable money  
 4. US providers are trying to live a "high end worldly life by providing" via selling their bodies versus other women in the world just trying tying to support themselves or feed their families.  
 Providers spending $1200 on a pair of JimmyCho shoes.  
 5. US women having to support their loser deadbeat "artist boyfriends that have a dream."  
   
   
 I am sure that there are some other reasons to justify the cost.  
 

That all Udo seems to write about is how expensive this game is?  And that those who play it must be spending money on this rather than "helping the world"?

What makes someone just keep on worrying how I spend my money?  Rather pathetic.

Oh...and I haven't heard of the artist BF yet...guess he read that online somewhere.

How about you and I (and anyone else who's interested) pop for a raft to send Udo over to Thailand.  It'll set sail from San Diego and point him in the right direction.  How long do you think it'll take to get there?  I would also pop for a volleyball and name it "Wilson".

There's no wireless in the middle of the Pacific....right?

Just make sure it doesn't end up here!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
That all Udo seems to write about is how expensive this game is?  And that those who play it must be spending money on this rather than "helping the world"?  
   
 What makes someone just keep on worrying how I spend my money?  Rather pathetic.  
   
 Oh...and I haven't heard of the artist BF yet...guess he read that online somewhere.  
   
 How about you and I (and anyone else who's interested) pop for a raft to send Udo over to Thailand.  It'll set sail from San Diego and point him in the right direction.  How long do you think it'll take to get there?  I would also pop for a volleyball and name it "Wilson".  
   
 There's no wireless in the middle of the Pacific....right?

How about popping for "Wilson" tight wad  LOL

Brand new sheet with only one cum stain on it -  mine.

rainbowCPA580 reads

Right. Coming from the guy always slicing and dicing guys for paying too much. Or paying girls to eat and sleep. I'd say a good bit of jealousy behind the 'tude. Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
That all Udo seems to write about is how expensive this game is?  And that those who play it must be spending money on this rather than "helping the world"?  
   
 What makes someone just keep on worrying how I spend my money?  Rather pathetic.  
   
 Oh...and I haven't heard of the artist BF yet...guess he read that online somewhere.  
   
 How about you and I (and anyone else who's interested) pop for a raft to send Udo over to Thailand.  It'll set sail from San Diego and point him in the right direction.  How long do you think it'll take to get there?  I would also pop for a volleyball and name it "Wilson".  
   
 There's no wireless in the middle of the Pacific....right?

tg_baby506 reads

1. The fact is, women here do have other options - maybe not as lucrative as escorting, but there are other avenues for women to make at least a semi-living wage. That's not necessarily true in other countries.

2. There is a middle class here, and they have money to spend on sex. There is an upper class here, and they have MORE money to spend on sex as well as more sophisticated desires.

3. Personally, I do not have a pair of Jimmy Choo's, and would not deign to own a pair, unless I found them for less than $200 on ebay (my budget). I have exactly three pairs of nice high heels I've bought at that price. Two black and one tan. I also do not support a deadbeat bf. Just myself and a pet! But the rent I pay over a year could buy me a house in a different country - my health insurance was never cheap to begin with, and soon, it's just gonna be ridiculous - and I need a car, and it needs to be insured or I get fined.

4)Think of the people some girls have to see (read: people like YOU, or worse, if that's possible). How much would you charge if your ass was on Eros...and your clients tried to stick a finger up there without asking? Go back to #1, and ask yourself how many girls are REALLY willing to get licked and poked and squirted by at least a few strangers per month, for a few extra $100's a week?

Get robbed & anal rapped, then ask why...

Fuckin losers.  U get what U pay for.

CafeMoto576 reads

TJ rocks. You just gotta go to the right clubs.

Have to agree. I go to TJ often, the girls are beautiful my hotel is outstanding and the cost is alot cheaper with I believe a younger more beautiful selection and alot less drama and up sell. Steak dinner with beer for 2 about 15$ and thats with the date off the clock. But thanks for the heads up about the anal rape, hasnt happened to me, or my friends that go. Check out this, 3hrs with greek and massage true gfe with tip 300$, could of had all night for an extra 100$. But she was so good to me, no rush, no clock watching I gave her a 100$ tip.

Posted By: CafeMoto
TJ rocks. You just gotta go to the right clubs.

Waiting two hours to cross back over the boarder.
We used to go down there for lobsters ... Past TJ.. Man, they were soooo good... But sitting in the car waiting, waiting, waiting... I just couldn't do it anymore.

That is very true about the wait but heres a heads up for you, get the lobster, stay at the Hotel Ticuana get 2 girls go to the clubs and I swear the wait seems shorter and you have a smile on your face and money in your pocket. But like Madame says watch out for the anal rape, up here you have to pay them alot extra for that if they even do it down there its all included from the girls at no extra charge and when you ask them to do it they say "sure, I do for you, you like"

Posted By: alyssainnewyork
Waiting two hours to cross back over the boarder.  
 We used to go down there for lobsters ... Past TJ.. Man, they were soooo good... But sitting in the car waiting, waiting, waiting... I just couldn't do it anymore.

PS I also go to Thailand often and sometimes I think the girls are more beautiful more accommodating and even cheaper. And the lobster, Thai food is even cheaper, but you still have to wait at the airport for your plane. Whatever floats your boat. I see girls up here and after seeing them I'm always thinking "for what I just spent and the uneventful rushed time I just had why didnt I go to TJ or I cant wait to get back to Bangkok"

GaGambler634 reads

Vietnam, The Phillipines, Cambodia, The German FKK clubs, The Czech Republic, Russia, Poland,

Fuck, the list goes on and on, I sorry if I skipped anyone's favorite whore mongering site, but the point remains, there are dozens of great places to monger besides the good old USA, and you don't have to be a human petri dish to enjoy them.

I was watching an episode on Ancient Aliens last night and I'm pretty sure that Udo was spotted over ten thousand years ago infecting humans with STD's.  Too bad so many folks don't believe in aliens!

Hey GaG, are you going to come witness our cock fight?  Promises to be a once in a lifetime adventure.  I'll wait till Udo clears up his recent herpes attack.  I don't want any excuses.

Posted By: GaGambler
Vietnam, The Phillipines, Cambodia, The German FKK clubs, The Czech Republic, Russia, Poland,  

Fuck, the list goes on and on, I sorry if I skipped anyone's favorite whore mongering site, but the point remains, there are dozens of great places to monger besides the good old USA, and you don't have to be a human petri dish to enjoy them.

-- Modified on 12/14/2013 8:02:21 PM

Once upon a time I thought most people tried to be decent.  Then I worked at a couple of radio stations on the overnight shift in college.  I some of them might have been relatives of Udo, or at least contributed their bit to the shallow end of the gene pool.

GaGambler465 reads

When referring a "human" Petri dish and him in the same sentence.

as for your upcoming cock fight, is it really fair to have a cock fight with a guy who's cock is half rotted off from dozens of different STD's???

I'm a chick. Ill pass on getting girls anywhere.

I've spent quite the array of coin on hookers and the service tween 200 and 400/hr differs not in the slightest. There are hacks at all price points

Back_In_Black469 reads

The spoty , and threads like this will not get you the gold ! .....;).....

Posted By: Udo
I have been working in Southern Louisiana this whole week.  
   
 I have a new Islamic coworker that is a chemical engineer from Dubai. He is an Arab who has been in America for just a few years now. He said that he has two wives back in the United Arab Emigrates since he can afford two at this point in his life financially. Those with more money are allowed to keep up to four wives if treating them all fairly.  
   
 He said he enjoyed the hobby often back in Dubai with many young and beautiful Eastern European women that travelled to Dubai to service the Arabs.  
   
 According to him, the cost for a comparable provider women in the US is about three times what he would ever have to pay in Dubai.  
   
 He asked me why the cost of the hobby is so high here.  
   
 My answers to him:  
   
 1. The hobby is illegal in the US and certain people must be paid off.  
 2. Fewer women sell their bodies for sex to hobbyists (supply and demand)  
 3. Rich US men have no problem throwing away expendable money  
 4. US providers are trying to live a "high end worldly life by providing" via selling their bodies versus other women in the world just trying tying to support themselves or feed their families.  
 Providers spending $1200 on a pair of JimmyCho shoes.  
 5. US women having to support their loser deadbeat "artist boyfriends that have a dream."  
   
   
 I am sure that there are some other reasons to justify the cost.  
 

So I'm calling bullshit on your entire premise.  Most reasonably classy escorts in Dubai and UAE charge $2000 - $3000 AED per hour for the locals.  At current exchange rates thats about $550 - $820 an hour USD.  In NYC and L.A., (probably the highest priced markets) the usual rate for high class ladies is $400 to $600 an hour.  Its long been held that escorting in the middle east is a lot more expensive, especially for tourist rates which are generally up to double the above rates, plus the tips to the drivers and concierges.  I'm not sure who your friend is seeing in Dubai, but if its the usual low class toothless hovel dweller you see then what you say is true only for you and your cheap ass friend.

So once again you are full of shit and are just posting a back handed insult to everyone here.  Have you named any of your genital warts yet?  If not, I suggest you start with Fiddy and Dungy.  Birds of a feather and all...

-- Modified on 12/15/2013 9:50:22 AM

GaGambler694 reads

because that's where the money is.

You are correct, UDolt is once again completely full of shit, and although I have never been to Dubai myself, I know many people who have, and their experiences support what you have to say about the "price of pussy" in Dubai.

Western countries are all about marketing not content. They make products in China for 10¢ and sell it for $10.

Something like Aldo Antonio photography. How many have you walked in and saw Aldo’s handiwork behind the door?

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