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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 2006 reads
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So I met a cute girl today at a busy hotel.

Doing this in NYC takes balls. There are people everywhere.
Cops, hotel people, nosy bums... You name it. You will find it here.

Any New Yorker knows how to handle the mob. You just blast right through them like you belong there.
It works every time.

But I got caught by the fucking cleaning people today.
There were thee of them questioning me about why I haven't had my room cleaned yet!
Meanwhile I just knocked on the door?!?!

Cleaning lady  "Is that your room?"
Me "Why?"
Cleaning lady (Now she has raised her voice) "Because I want to clean it!"
Me "Yea It's my room, clean it in a couple of hours."
Cleaning lady "Okay. Have a good day sir."

I was shitting my pants a little there
I had no room key. I guess they didn't notice.
Just about panic time.. The door opens. I flew into that room like the fucking Flash!
Anyone been there???

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TheHoundOfCullin399 reads

We would need a lot of towels. :D

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TheHoundOfCullin424 reads

I told you this week I would get the gay fucked out of me..

By a GIRL! :D
I am a man of my word.

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RustyWells392 reads

I have never had any close calls with cleaning ladies.  My most embarrassing moment occurred when I was waiting in the lobby of a hotel for the provider to give me the room number.   However, instead of texting the room number she comes to the lobby to get me in a f-----g two piece bikini.  She explained that she had just got out of the swimming pool.  I simply ignored the gawks and pretended we were a couple.  However, I was definitely nervous.

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inicky46448 reads

Standing in the hallway outside her door, glancing over your shoulder at the cleaning lady's cart down the hall, is always uncomfortable.  Trying to knock just loud enough so Sweet Cheeks will hear but not the cleaning lady.  Girls, please open that door fast!

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anonymousfun321 reads

Two consenting adults are allowed to have sex in a hotel room. You just have to act cool. I had an instance in one of the upscale hotels, the guy actually opened the fucking door without knocking. Luckily the latch was on so he couldn’t get in.

I politely asked what do you want and don’t you knock? He said someone next door was complaining about the Radio. I ask him do you hear radio playing? He says no then I say,   you are in the wrong room don’t you think? He apologizes and goes away.

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crazyshit450 reads

What's the big deal?  People visit friends all the time.

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TheHoundOfCullin405 reads

Dude...
         You are knocking at a door, in a hotel you don't belong in.
No room key...
         They will bust you if you say that,
"DUH It's my friends room."
        I pushed it. "This is my room" What?
They backed down, and called me Sir.

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inicky46331 reads

If it's really your room, how do you explain to them why you're knocking at the door?  Personally, I'd say, "I left my key card inside and my wife's inside."

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crazyshit332 reads

Good for you.  Go and celebrate that.

I'm just saying that the truth is always a better answer.  There is no crime in visiting a friend.  You won't be fishing for an explanation when you can't produce a room key.

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TheHoundOfCullin308 reads

Honestly.. I was caught off guard.
I was lucky this time.

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sensuality64382 reads

I asked a lady to meet me in the lobby, in a sexy outfit, and jump into my arms in front of everyone, and I would carry her to the room.

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inicky46338 reads

Just over a year ago I got to the lady's hotel and called her.  She said, "Let's have a drink in the bar first."  Discreet?  No.  But I figured she was a true veteran, knew the hotel and if it was OK with her it was OK with me.  She came into the lobby in her highest heels and a skin-tight dress.  Everyone was mesmerized by her and no doubt wondered what was going on.  Or maybe they weren't wondering at all.  It was just that obvious.  We had a nice drink, then went back to her room and screwed our brains out.  So it was all fine.
Then again, maybe we just got lucky?  Not something I'd do on a regular basis.

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WondersOfTheWrld378 reads

when we met at a hotel to get it on.
Sexy dresses and heels, and no one gave a shit.
if you were just having an affair too, no one would care if u were walking together in the hotel or getting a drink.

I think once we cross the line into this world, paranoia sets in.

I like your approach. sounds hot to me :)

-- Modified on 2/24/2013 8:28:28 AM

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anonymousfun372 reads

Paranoia is what gets every time. Paranoia leads to nervous behavior and raises all kinds of unnecessary suspicion.

When I go to a hotel whether I get the room, or we walk in together, I always carry my back pack. In reality, no one gives a rats ass especially considering the current social trend of avoiding eye contact or saying hello. Everyone is either surfing or texting on their Smart Phones.

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aragorn69349 reads

But I have been walked in on by housekeeping. I was seeing this provider in NYC and she was giving me a BJ. I was lying on the bed when the door started to open and the cleaning lady said "Hello! Housekeeping." We both yelled out for her not to come in but she was half-way in the door. We hustled to the side and out of her view but she might have seen too much. Not really sure. The cleaning lady said, "Oh, sorry! Sorry!" and retreated out the door. We locked and put the bar on the door.

We laughed our asses off about the incident and nothing else happened during the session. I always check the door bar/chain now.

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
So I met a cute girl today at a busy hotel.

Doing this in NYC takes balls. There are people everywhere.
Cops, hotel people, nosy bums... You name it. You will find it here.

Any New Yorker knows how to handle the mob. You just blast right through them like you belong there.
It works every time.

But I got caught by the fucking cleaning people today.
There were thee of them questioning me about why I haven't had my room cleaned yet!
Meanwhile I just knocked on the door?!?!

Cleaning lady  "Is that your room?"
Me "Why?"
Cleaning lady (Now she has raised her voice) "Because I want to clean it!"
Me "Yea It's my room, clean it in a couple of hours."
Cleaning lady "Okay. Have a good day sir."

I was shitting my pants a little there
I had no room key. I guess they didn't notice.
Just about panic time.. The door opens. I flew into that room like the fucking Flash!
Anyone been there???

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nahtynikkey364 reads

When a gent arrives & I give him the room number, I immediately go to the door & watch through the peephole. This way, as soon as I see him approaching the door, I can open it, before he has to knock... thus, when housekeeping is in the hallway, if they are watching, they only see someone enter a room, & not knock & have to wait in the hallway.

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EasyGoing4U368 reads

Who cares what the cleaning people think?

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Zing!!!370 reads

Whatever happened to saying, " mind your own fucking business."

Fucking cleaning people need to shut the fuck up and clean.

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TheHoundOfCullin342 reads

Shoo shoo! Cleaning fuckers!
It just caught me off guard. Usually they don't approach you in groups.
LMAO!

BTW your condescending attitude shows your weakness.
Insecure? Angry?
That's okay..
If you listen to the ladies here.. Let them teach you something..
You won't be so bitter. Your posts may actually contribute!
Everyone has a hurdle to jump.

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crazyshit330 reads

Zing doesn't have anything meaningful to say.  In fact, this is the first post I think I have seen, which isn't a one-liner in the subject.

Come on, Zing, you can do it.  The body of the message isn't so scary...

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Zing!!!303 reads

Earn your TER merit badge for posting today? Lmao

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Zing!!!277 reads

You'd have to be the getaway driver if we robbed a bank!

I'm just laughing at your overt and unecessary paranoia.



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DobieGillis360 reads

room cleaned today.

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WondersOfTheWrld314 reads

Most times it works however.

-- Modified on 2/24/2013 8:30:51 AM

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mrfisher373 reads

Let's all use it.  I forgot to only once.

Next, as to why you are still in the room when they want to clean?   Tell them you feel very ill and won't be needing the service today.

It works every time.

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orangecircle351 reads

better not to make appointments before 3pm or there is always that risk

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
So I met a cute girl today at a busy hotel.

Doing this in NYC takes balls. There are people everywhere.
Cops, hotel people, nosy bums... You name it. You will find it here.

Any New Yorker knows how to handle the mob. You just blast right through them like you belong there.
It works every time.

But I got caught by the fucking cleaning people today.
There were thee of them questioning me about why I haven't had my room cleaned yet!
Meanwhile I just knocked on the door?!?!

Cleaning lady  "Is that your room?"
Me "Why?"
Cleaning lady (Now she has raised her voice) "Because I want to clean it!"
Me "Yea It's my room, clean it in a couple of hours."
Cleaning lady "Okay. Have a good day sir."

I was shitting my pants a little there
I had no room key. I guess they didn't notice.
Just about panic time.. The door opens. I flew into that room like the fucking Flash!
Anyone been there???

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