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Leaving the bar ...are you sure the were twins?

Posted By: LoboGris
 
   
 once upon a time in a land far, far away, one of my squad mates and I went to Seoul and each hired a SYT for a bit of pleasure. came back to the bar, swapped girls and headed out again.. I guess we are Eskimo Brothers....  
   
 As we were leaving, the bar that nite, we were accosted by identical twins... unfortunately we were both played out....

I'm probably way out of the loop on this one, but my hair stylist told me about it today. Per his definition: "dudes who have slept with the same chick(s)"

I thought some of you sillies might enjoy that. :D

Eskimo pie = the same two dudes with that girl in the middle (all at the same time)?

Guess that I will be joining you, facing the firing squad... ;-)

Bob.Sugar393 reads

Next time you're in town we can all go to Starbucks together.

I don't care to shop however...I'll let you guys have that fun yourselves.

as in you had sex with a gal who had sex with a guy who had sex with another gal who had sex with another guy.  That last guy would be your first cousin.  Add another degree of separation and that is a second cousin.  If any of their kids also had sex with those people, that would be "once removed".

Most of us are our own grandpas and grandmas here anyways.

See the linked snappy tune for more on this.

They use to allow honored guest to bang their wife as a sign of honor and respect.  This was before wide-ass, soccer moms, but also before shaving/grooming of body hair. And they used seal fat as lube for anal (birth control prior to the pill) ok I made that last part up, but you get the idea.  

Posted By: Tobi Telford
I'm probably way out of the loop on this one, but my hair stylist told me about it today. Per his definition: "dudes who have slept with the same chick(s)"  
   
 I thought some of you sillies might enjoy that. :D

sorry.......still LMFAO with this last comment......seal lube.......
Blahahahaha  

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
They use to allow honored guest to bang their wife as a sign of honor and respect.  This was before wide-ass, soccer moms, but also before shaving/grooming of body hair. And they used seal fat as lube for anal (birth control prior to the pill) ok I made that last part up, but you get the idea.  
   
Posted By: Tobi Telford
I'm probably way out of the loop on this one, but my hair stylist told me about it today. Per his definition: "dudes who have slept with the same chick(s)"  
     
  I thought some of you sillies might enjoy that. :D

Once you get past that "fishy" smell it's OK.  Unless that smell is not coming from the lube ... Then you're not OK.

GaGambler277 reads

right next to them in the igloo? Just in case the smell is too bad.

nce upon a time in a land far, far away, one of my squad mates and I went to Seoul and each hired a SYT for a bit of pleasure. came back to the bar, swapped girls and headed out again.. I guess we are Eskimo Brothers....

As we were leaving, the bar that nite, we were accosted by identical twins... unfortunately we were both played out....

Leaving the bar ...are you sure the were twins?

Posted By: LoboGris
 
   
 once upon a time in a land far, far away, one of my squad mates and I went to Seoul and each hired a SYT for a bit of pleasure. came back to the bar, swapped girls and headed out again.. I guess we are Eskimo Brothers....  
   
 As we were leaving, the bar that nite, we were accosted by identical twins... unfortunately we were both played out....

fucked ourselves sober.... so pretty sure they were, yep...

I first heard that on the sitcom "The League," (about a group of 30-something buddies in Chicago who have a fantasy football league) from the hilarious sex-crazed Taco character.

Certainly, I had never heard of it beforehand and this is the first time I've ever seen it not mentioned in the context of that show, so maybe a chance of that being the case? Anyway, here's the clip. I need to catch up on that show (surprise surprise, the sports guy likes a show about sports)...

6vegas9210 reads

I used to love this show, but it has lost its way in the 6th and 7th season.

Just like season long fantasy football.

it is a shame, I used to like the show.

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