Did anybody catch the "Two and a Half Men" tonight (For you West Coaster it will be on now)? The episode is called "Winky-Dink Time." It may be streaming online after it airs on the WC.

Alan decides that it would be easier to higher an escort then have a relationship. There were a couple of interesting things, but it was kind of off the real thing. Here are some comments I remember:

1. Alan: "What can I get for $200?"
Charlie: "Crabs."
Alan: "So how much would it cost then."
Charlie: "$1500"
Alan: "For the whole night?
Charlie: "For the hour and you get the girlfriend experience."

Well we all know that we could get the GFE for $200 a couple of years ago, but now it is round $300. It's no where near $1500 unless it is someone that like a porn star or print model.

2. Charlie eventually calls one of his girls and gets her to agree to $500.
Alan: "So is that the whole cost?"
Charlie: "Well there is the tip."

Again, usually in the hobby, there is no tipping, but I know I have when I really like her. They make it seem mandatory in the episode. I guess Charlie did mention "if you want something unusal.", so I guess a tip would be in order if that happened.

3. Alan: "What if I go over? Is it like a parking garage and I have to pay for another hour?"
Charlie: "No it's more like toll booth and if you go over, your dick will get cut off."

Again, funny, but unlikely as ladies in this industry are not clock watchers unless they are with a strick agency. Even, then not really. But I never do that and watch the clock myself (to not go over), so I don't know what they would do if I went over.


-- Modified on 4/14/2008 9:00:20 PM