For those of you that will be alone or working on Thanksgiving Day, please think of all us less fortunate ones that have to eat fowl, watch a bunch of overpaid junkies in capri pants and shoulderpads tackle and spoon on artifical grass, and last but not least, have to remind our Democrat relatives that while the previous Clinton was getting bareback blow jobs from a BBW employee half his age in the oval office, Al-Qaeda was preparing a soon to be successful attack on the rest of us.  

Luckily those of us who hobby and cheat don't have wivies that run for President.  We are smart enough to hold out for that Independent provider candidate to come along next year.  God knows they've gotten plenty of contributions to their campaigns from us supporters.  There would be no Osama bin Laden from a provider President, because she'll have her pussy shaved and the first man will DATY.  YMMV.

Even the Holiday's name "Thanksgiving" sounds like a hobby holiday to me.  We GIVE donations and we are THANKED for being so generous.

I would rather be doing a Naive American search in the Review section right now and setting up an appointment for Thanksgiving - to do a Native American.  Two call system, self adhesive white envelope and two turkey sandwiches under the motel provided blanket we trust is free of super AIDS.  

But I'm digging out the Turkey deep fryer from the attic for tomorrow instead.  I'm sure all of you are aware that deep frying a turkey takes much less non-renewable energy than any other method of cooking.  But I'm preaching to the choir here, I know.

So while the rest of us are carving up our can-shaped turd of Ocean Spray canberry sauce with a bunch of brain dead sport spectating Hillary supporters, you fortunate ones should be giving thanks.  In cash.  On the dresser.

I have reached the TER limit for acronyms in one discussion thread, so have a happy tomorrow, you lucky SOBs.  And daughters too!

Funny about angry, right-wing Christian conservative males-----the lobotomized "dittoheads" who make up the moronic
listening audience of such right-wing demagogues as Limbaugh &  Hannity-----they AlWAYS have to start things up----even on a provider-hobbying discussion board, where politics should be exempt
&  topics should be limited to hobbying & holiday cheer.

I'm a left of center independent----can't stand Hillary nor Rudy----- but I think my "friend" here has to be reminded that 9/11 happened on George Bush's watch---the illiterate Prez failed to read notices that An Al-Qaeda attack was imminent--he's also responsible for an unnecessary war that is responsible for the deaths of nearly 4,000 US soldiers & 1 trillion dollars in borrowed money. All of this makes him one of the 5 worst Presidents in US history.

But what the hell---just letting my sentiments known---a Happy Holidays to all the Providers & hobbyists here--- & let's keep politics to the P& R ghetto to where it belongs.

I needed to be more specific on my previous demographic description----- I meant to say " Angry,right-wing, WHITE, Christian conservative males"------didn't want to offend anyone----like I already haven't-----LMAO  !

I meant to say "club" sandwiches, not turkey sandwiches.  I apologise to everyone out there.  Everyone knows - what good is turkey without bacon?  

Again, sorry about that.

I think you know what you can do with your "clarification" P53. I am in too good of spirits to spell it out to you.
Maybe you should post this on the P&R board, while I sit back at laugh at you.

ego_check : you laughing at me ?!---talk about delusions of adequacy----LOL ! Holey's"apology" sounds a little facetious to me ----if sincere, accepted----if not---whatever.

All of this reminds me of a similar thread posted some months back, "mocking" the upcoming Democratic convention by an obvious GOP partisan--I found this ironic coming from someone who supports the party of Larry Craig & Mark Foley---lol !

This will be my last posting on this thread---starting up a political flame war on this board is just stupid----& I'm not gonna perpetuate it.
Let's keep this board to the fun stuff that concerns hobbyists & providers.

Happy holidays to you all : ).

"Let's keep this board to the fun stuff that concerns hobbyists & providers."

Don't you think it is a little late after you have already taken the time to express yourself. It seems you're comment would have been more appropriate if you made it before you said the things said and then left it at that?

BTW Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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where ise don't have to work two hard to make mucho money.  Also eff I break the law, they cannot put me in prison because I am not of thees cuntry.  Me and my friends we really do speak englesh, but we speak spanish jus to drive you white honkeys crazy

so yees, I am thankful... and you turkeys should be thankful too......

Hmmm! Just sounds like someone preparing to have one more bad day, in a long series of bad days. Sorry to hear it.

This crap sounds like something you would read in the remedial version of the Dennis Miller playbook.

P.S.  !!!MICHAEL SAVAGE FOR PRESIDENT!!!

you are not very thoughtful

Being thoughtful would have you consider
1.  The 911 "mission" took over 4 years to plan and execute.  On who's watch was that?
2) The election was in Nov of 2000
  Inauguration day is 1/20
  Things are just settling in when you're President by Sept - really month 8.
3)  Shall we talk about the Cole bombing?
   How about the Marine Barracks?
   The FIRST WTC bombing?
   There are a few lessor examples
   Whose watch were they on?  All Clinton's
4)  Clinton approached all these Islamic actions as "police actions" not the military strategic they obviously called for.

I wish I could tell you some of the things I know, my TER "handle" might give you some clues.  The Clinton downgrading of the military and especially our espionage assets should be considered as an act of internal treason.
Believe me, I know.

OK, back to pussy

I was gonna let this go, but your post is too "rich"---the bipartisan 9/11 commission found BOTH the Clinton & Bush administrations culpable but of COURSE, you know better----"I wish I could tell you some of the things I know"------wow----we have a governement official or secret agent "masquerading" as a hobbyist-----to be truthful, I'm a member of special forces but my "cover" is a hobbyist-------yah, right---lol.

AS for George Bush,just prior to 9/11, our President who hates to read was shovelling shit on his Crawford Texas ranch, while Condolezza Rice was ignoring memos warning about Al-Qaeda's plans to smash planes into buildings. But you say the Clinton administration was guilty of "internal treason"----that kind of paranoid schizophrenic nonsense belongs on right-wing talk radio.

Instead of defending a President who has a 30% approval rating, you should stick to talking about pussy----at least it's a subject you know something about------I think.

It's a good thing this country can sort of run on auto-pilot because we've had 15 years of various leaders in the White House and in Congress that have done their best to destroy this country.  The partisonship on both sides is disgusting and each side creates plenty of ammo for the other to use.  I don't see it improving any time soon.

This thread leads in with politics, much in the same glorious way in which Bush has lead this country to glory.  Yes, I am aware of the redundency of using "glorious" and "glory" in the way that I have in the same sentence, as that is the poetic license we great thinkers have when speaking of proven scientific fact.  Yet I stand here with my chest out and my clenched fist raised in the air, defiant of your girlie man antics.  But I digress...

The point is this thread mentions having sex with a Native American provider at Thanksgiving, being green during Thanksgiving and many other very interesting things.  Perhaps, most of all, I clarified in a subsequent post that turkey is worthless without its cousin bacon on board.  Yet you can only zero in on the first two paragraphs.  Shame on you.

I am now going to watch Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel and then I am leaving on a road trip to have Thanksgiving dinner.  I will be wearing a shirt with hortizontal stripes.  Yes, that's right!  I am free to do as I please.  Ha Ha!

Holey :it's spelled REDUNDANCY------ ( channelguy misspelled "lesser"---why can't these right-wingers spell ?-----LMAO )

"great thinker"?!---talk about delusions of adequacy---------LOL----- the "girlie man" crack
reeks of "Freudian projection" about someone who seems to be VERY insecure----

Of course you're free to do as you please---as am I.

& a Happy turkey day to you, Channelguy & the amused onlookers.

by common sense on anonymous boards

I thought the post was sadly funny.

In fact you completely forgot to punctuate and capitalize a sentence too.  If you can call that a sentence, I mean.  It must be a slow time on the Political board.