If you ever got caught having sex...Where were you when you were caught??

Everyone was so embarrassed..
Not good.
She still brings that shit up at Thanksgiving dinner.
Every fucking year.

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Earned my wings in the mile high club . It was the late 80s . Came out some were clapping and others were prudes. We were drinking n having fun and well . Sometimes u just gotta say > what the FUCK !  

That's my Joel smiley !

My girlfriend and I were parked at the far end of the lot on the top floor of a parking structure, far away from any cars. I was naked from the waist down, and she was giving me a BJ. I looked up to see the  parking attendant looking in the window, and he yelled for us to get out. I swear he didn't say anything, but was probably just watching, until I saw him.

I came within seconds of getting caught with the same girlfriend at my parents' house. They were gone, and we were having sex in my room. I heard the front door open. They weren't supposed to be home for hours. I panicked, and had her get it the shower and close the wavy glass doors. My mother needed to use the bathroom, and sat the whole time facing the shower doors. I don't know how she could have possibly missed the outline of my girlfriend's naked body.

...when I was a (legal) teen. A friend of mine, (who now is drag,) thought it would be funny to put a wig on, drive up next to the secretly parked car, and take a picture. Yeah, killed the romance. We went home lol.

In CG, we were both right on the edge and about to explode, and her roomie walks in.  My gf immediately hears the noise at the door, slides right off me, and climbs under the covers with me..and we just waited it out pretending to be asleep until the roomie left again..that was an early, unintentional experience with T&D, I guess..

My senior year of HS I brought my cheerleader GF to my house in the middle of the day.  We decided to fool around in the shower.  I put the security latch on the front door.  While in the shower I heard pounding.  I got out while she stayed in the shower and as it turns out the pounding was my dad pounding on the door that was open 2" due to the security latch.  For some reason he came home from work early.  WTF, that never happens!!  HS age kid answers door in a towel while shower is still running with GF in shower???  I wonder what he was thinking?  He never said anything about it though.

At 15 I was caught on the phone with my vibrator by my dad.  We were both so embarrassed we didn't speak for week

got caught in HS also.  was at GF house.  in her bedroom.  pounding her doggie, when her little brother came in checking on her because of the noise.  stared at us for a couple of moments.  closed door and left.  never said anything to anyone about what he sa

Living with my parents in my basement Greg Brady aprtment. The family went away for a long weekend, so I brought my girlfriend home. We destroyed the house on Saturday night, fucked on every surface in the kitchen and living room. Sunday late morning I was cleaning up and she was in the shower, when I saw the family car pull into the driveway eight hours early. I grabbed her clothes, dragged her out of the shower, and sent her downstairs to sneak out the back door and take my car - I told her I'd catch up to her as soon as I could.

She runs downstairs, drops the clothes on the floor to pull them on quickly, and the outside opens up - my 12 year old brother is standing there with his jaw on the floor. She had a pretty tight body, highlighted by a pair of natural DDs that stood at improbable attention. She gave him a little reverse strip tease as she wiggled into her clothes, then walked to the door and gave him a kiss on the cheek and a little "shush sign, before she snuck out and drove away. My brother came upstairs as the rest of my family were coming in the front door and dropping luggace and such, and he just looked at me and said "You're my hero". It was a bonding moment that contributed to our friendship even up until today.

I don't know why I was so panicky about having her leave, it's not like we were underage. But sex wasn't talked about in my house, so I guess I just wanted to avoid the uncomfortable questions.

I wasn't so careful back in college and there were a couple incidents.  My freshman roommate walked in on my girlfriend and I in the dorm room. We were in doggie and he gave me a big smile as he left the room.  My junior roommate (different guy) walked in on me and a girl that I was hooking up with in our room.  We were in CG and that kind of killed the evening.  He was drunk and missed the door signal.  

I also had a maid walk in on a provider and myself while she was giving me a BJ. We forgot to flip the door bar and we didn't hear her knock. Whoops!  I always check the locks now

I was in a hotel room waiting for my escort to arrive and heard a knock on the door.

It was my (now ex) wife.

She saw my car parked out in front of the hotel, suspected I was screwing around, so then got the front desk to give out my room number to her.

About 30 seconds later my date* shows up as she is still there.

This was about 15 years ago and it still sends shudders up my spine.

*And no, we did not go through with the session.

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with my pants down and about to cum!  Was dating two gals and the other gal tracked me down....still down know how.