The next time you feel the need to call the office to inform them of an absence, try this........... CALLING IN SICK > >
>Employee : "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." > >Boss : "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" > >Employee : "I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

This was sent to me and I just had to share...........lmao!
have a great weekend!!!!!!yeah!
mara of san diego.........