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Providers: Are you religious at all?
Goodguy 56 Reviews 12803 reads
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Just curious.  Do you celebrate Easter?  Good Friday? Passover? Raamaadan?Do you ever go to Church or Temple?Personally, I don't see why a provider could not partake of religious ceremony.  Unless of course they might recognize the Priest, Pastor or Rabbi as a client.

Felicia FoXX11045 reads

Dear Sir,you be be new around here, not to mention an irrepressible humourist.you must have missed last Christmas when Sensual Ashley was having a drive for children's toys for Christmas, for example.:-)ff

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Faye Desiree10817 reads

... but now I've seen the light!  Being a sweet little Christian girl was wonderful in so many ways, but I sure as hell was inhibited sexually!  Now when I say "Oh God! Oh Jesus!"... the context is different, the emphasis is rather altered.  But I think I'm just as saved as I was back then!  Cuz, by Jay-sus, I've seen the Light!I feel every aspect of my life is spiritual.  I feel very blessed!  xoxox  Faye Desiree

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MartinLuther12203 reads

follow any of this up with puns in the nature of"sunday morning servicing (I mean services)""born again virgins"and that ilk.That's my story and I'm sticking with it!Lustman

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candie11758 reads

Sure I go to church, sure I even go to confession once a month being catholic.  I do though confess in nyc and attend church in new jersey though ;)Easter outfit is not frumpy!!!  Sincerely,candiexx

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kim9156 reads

I soooooo understand what you're sayin candie !!!  LOL  -kim xoxxo

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Dobson12707 reads

Does that count?

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Felicia FoXX13108 reads

Dobson, you deserve a lickin' for making a comment like that! Right ladies?!Meanwhile, I'm still busy mashing up those bananas for the bathtub where Heather and I are gonna dunk ya.;->xoxoff

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neverwuz8961 reads

yes, brothers and sisters of the holy church of carnal deeelights, I's all say unto you, Do unto others as you have dem do unto youse or before they do unto you or somethin' like that.yes, lust is truly a bitching sin and I say it is a bitching sin. Lust can break a brother or a sister, or man or wife but without lust we would have nothing to fantasize about. CAN I GET AN AMEN?Ya, though I walk through the valley of sin, I feel no evil just a tight constriction in my pants. As I look upon the heavenly view of many a wondering young perky supple virgin (well, I really might be reaching here) I am reminded of what Moses said when he reached the mountain top and saw the promise land...it was good. (and i am also reminded of Mel Brooks in "History of the World Part 1" of losing the 5 of the 15 commandments and wondering why could he not lose the one on Lust?)

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MartinLuther11413 reads

Do one to others, before,they do one to you!Guess I was wrong!Lustman

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neverwuz10493 reads

eom...LOL!

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Dobson10069 reads

As long as I don't have to pay, I'm there.

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Felicia FoXX8968 reads

Well, if the privilege of being w/the illustrious HB & the divine Miss FF ain't enough to make you crack open the ole cowhide, we kin shore nuff find another hide, lol! But first that hide must be anointed in banana slather before the sacrificial offering ... so honey you STILL must pay ... but in this case, pay ... and pay ...  and pay.  With every delicious whelp.  Just kidding.  I'm told I scare men.hehehxoxofifiRelated link:  http://www.felicia.com--modified by feliciafoxx at Mon, Apr 09, 2001, 20:05:24

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neverwuz10475 reads

Little old you?? scare men? would not believe it if had not heard it from you. Intimidate maybe but never scare. After all with that smile and come hither glance (my only question is what do you have behind your back??  LOL)

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MartinLuther9418 reads

Felicia Darling:On more than one occassion WowwNikki has told me that I simply must meet you and she would invite me to have lunch withyou two marvelous ladies (spelled LADIES!)It has simply been weeks since she teased me with this offer.I am about to take the matter in my own hands (npi... well maybe pi [no not 3.1415926]) and schedule an appointment just to make this happen.Now I am thinking, maybe I should turn this over to you, and see if the magic can come to pass.The Totally Wow Nikki Experience (spelled LADY!) has every conceivable method of contacting me. Should we spank her for being bad? or spank her for beinggood?  It's hard to decide with one so sweet!Your Future Admirer (and keeper of the flame)Lustman--modified by lustman at Mon, Apr 09, 2001, 21:41:01

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Felicia FoXX11152 reads

Trust me, we'll need more pages than that when we are done here.You bad boy. Lustman, you have been hopping all over this board flirting with the ladies and having a GREAT TIME. From what I see YOU are the one who needs the spanking, so  we'll get liz, nikki, nicole and faye together.  To lay you out on that massage table, tie you up, and slick you down with oil, whipped cream, et al (Faye?)  ... and then ... we'll send you (naked and feathered), to confession.  To Felicia's.The thought of all that just tickles me.  ;-)the exonerating yet wicked FF--modified by feliciafoxx at Tue, Apr 10, 2001, 03:00:07

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MartinLuther11027 reads

to get this ticker started this morning.All those ladies at one time?  It might just kill me!What a way to go!I have always said I wanted to leave this world thesame way I came into it:screaming         nakid              with a nice ladybut to go out with 5 nice ladies, would be truly transcendant!But now you have me wondering just how much a 2 hour session with the likes of the 5 of you would run....(wink)Well this may not come to fruition in the real world buy I canbet I am not the only fellow with this fantasy being played out in his head(s) today!But if there is ever a real option for it I throw my hat intothe ring!Lustman

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Felicia FoXX11858 reads

we want yer hide.  (course i shouldnt presume to speak for the other ladies, lol)ffbad bad lustman..............

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MartinLuther9560 reads

I've always had a special fondness for ladies who could spell\say "espresso" correctly.I bet you press a great cup yourself Felicia!I'm too tired to be witty and glib tonight.Lustmanbad?moi?momma gonna spank me? (c;

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Nicole Of So Cal10262 reads

You know the soldiers hat would be fun to play with. I might like to try it on for size. You and I could play "dress up" with it, take turns!Nicole Of SCNaughty, Naughty, Nicole!!

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MartinLuther13491 reads

this makes me think of SpaceBalls and Dark Helmet.I need therapy................NURSE!LM

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MartinLuther11917 reads

this makes me think of SpaceBalls and Dark Helmet. I need therapy................NURSE! LM

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Felicia FoXX13059 reads

Dear LM,Recent Sci-fi  Nut that I am, I missed out on those stories.    So you might want to bring me up to speed, or ....I haff vase to maykink joo tawk!;->>ff

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Nicole Of So Cal9498 reads

Colonel Nicole Reporting For Dooty! General FF, HOV VULD YOU LIK ME TO HELP?? Spaceballs and Dark Helmet? Please 'splain to General FF and Colonel Nicole, LM!!

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neverwuz9725 reads

Klaapa! Those references you make are characters in the movie "spaceballs" and dark helmet is a villian in the Darth Vader strain. Personally, I prefered DS9 over all because you never knew who the bad guy was going to be that week. Avery Brooks ruled and let's face it, klingon babes got that cleavage going on.

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MartinLuther9639 reads

Send up of the SciFi genre Spaceballs.I can't stop laughing when I watch back to back,Blazing SaddlesYoung FrankensteinSpaceballs...and it simply must be in that order.my prescription to get over the blues!Lustman

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Mathesar9834 reads

fiction ever done on television (perhaps even better than "The Prisoner" although it's hard to compare the two) has to be "Babylon 5."  However, since the 110 episodes over five seasons were really a single story arc, watching a single episode somewhere in the middle without knowing what came before could be pretty confusing.And for S-F humor, don't forget "Galaxy Quest," the film I took my handle from.--modified by Mathesar at Thu, Apr 19, 2001, 12:17:33

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MartinLuther12385 reads

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JP8491 reads

Mathesar,I have to agree with you on both points:1.  Comparing the Prisoner and Babylon 5 is difficult if not impossible.2.  Babylon 5 maybe the best Science Fiction done for television as a body of work but as you noted there could be some dog episodes particularly those that focused on the Doctor.Do you or anyone else reading this post know where you can get the entire series on type?--jp

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sully10001 reads

Wow-  SciFi Hobbyists!I loved B-5 for a couple of reasons...Great stories interesting ideas-  awful writing and acting!"Comfort women" apparently legal in future/spaceCool shipsEarth-  the bad guys!   Now that is more realistic than Earthcentric shows/fiction  - and less subtle that Starship Troopers (movie was in your face w/ voilence, but the story was actually subtle with your realization that the earth they porttrayed was morally corrupt and losing war)Interesting treatment of telepathyNow to bring it back to our subject...  any providers who look like Ivanova?   That actress gives me a bobo every time!!!!I mean tall- stacked-  athletic brunnettes--  There was a porn lady who did, but I never remember their names...

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MartinLuther10503 reads

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Felicia FoXX12543 reads

Ah Nicole, always making something even better, I love it.  You're on!  You'd be showing us new ways to "wear" Lustman's hat, and looking great (and wicked) doing it :>

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neverwuz8905 reads

sounds like one of my fantasies.....but we can't ruin the bed can we FF?

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Felicia FoXX11724 reads

NW,(Got a brand new bigggggg mirror next to it so we can witness the demise of ... whatever gets in front of it.);->>ff

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neverwuz12314 reads

Neverwuz in his best toga playing the fiddle watching the orgy with FF playing with his fiddle...hmmm, now where is my video camera??

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Felicia FoXX13070 reads

Hi CutieAh, wanna play Nero, just don't shed those crocodile tears ... Felicia ran out of beakers and test tubes awhile back, measuring sperm count from the condoms she'd been saving after gentlemen victims leave. (thinking of starting the ffspermbankanonymous)How's it going w/the vidcam?  Bring it along and we'll practice. Practice practice practice.  especially hot mirror shots. Tune up yer fiddle, Nero.And ... while you are at it can you manage to bring the Goddess (me) a couple of slices of chococovered banana from Edelweiss.....I don't ask for much, boy oh boy...i guess I'd better start saving my pennies for you!;->>>xoxoff

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neverwuz8157 reads

ROTFLMAO....pure and simple.

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Felicia FoXX11665 reads

Goodguy merely asked if we went to "services" and look at how this degenerated, yum!Anybody around here go to services?xoxoff

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MartinLuther11689 reads

no servicesno servicingpretty pathetic, what?Lustman

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neverwuz13047 reads

eom...

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