Ive noticed that some of my clients don't have a lot of experience with women.  One didn't even know what I was talking about when I said that I was on my period.  (Missed 5th grade health class perhaps?)

Anyway, here's another nugget of knowledge that some of you may be able to use.

If you take a woman out to eat and feed her a big steak, potato, and salad, you cannot then take her home and do Greek on her.  Do Greek BEFORE dinner.  Women have functioning digestive tracts.  We are not blow up dolls.

Another nugget to add:  after dinner, DO NOT try to do some kinky deep throat/face fucking with her.  It's just a bad idea.

Finally, immediately after dinner, you may not want to do 69 with the girls ass on your face.  And if she scoots away really quick, don't say "What did you do that for??".  She's saving you from something that would kill the mood.  Just let her scoot away for a second and she'll come back once the feeling has passed.

You're welcome!

excellent advice..after a good meal i will concentrate on her vagina..that will avoid the pitfalls of fart city and gagdom..those are two places you do want to visit after an enjoyable meal..

I prefer to play before dinner, and wait awhile after lol!

Gent's if you have to fart you may want to, do so away from the provider.  I personally, do not appreciate a client passing gas while I am in the forbidden zone.  Not a funny surprise, and can become messy fellas.

....that you had to kind of give a PSA on this.

died of laughter @ "Women have functioning digestive tracts.  We are not blow up dolls." lol. thannnnk yooouuuu.  

Yep nothing like mexican, thai, indian or steak dinner before greek am I right? (kidding).

that says, "And after dinner she let me put it in her azz." Really? Talk about preparation! I never do dinner before....ever. Once I eat, I am going to bed ALONE!

You sound like you're surprised. You shouldn't be. Some men hire working girls because they're utterly clueless about women.

This is exactly why my ATF and I go out for dinner AFTER the sex...

Not to mention the fact that a heavy meal and the accompanying digestive process has a negative effect on blood flow to various "vital organs" used during sexual intercourse...

I know it's not the accepted order of activities but it occurred to me several years ago that one of the reasons the sex with my ex wife was faltering was because we would go out for a big meal on a Saturday night and then go home and promptly fall asleep. In the meantime, the sex with the escorts I was seeing in the mid or late afternoon (before dinner) was always amazing and my energy level was off the charts.

So stop thinking "date night" and start thinking about getting the most for your money...

and come back for a light desert.

partake in greek...you'll literally fuck the shit out of her.

Be smart & don't fart.

eom

This had me rolling on the floor laughing!  Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

Hey Martha_Focker,

I always ask a provider if Aunt Flo is visiting so that I can wait for Aunt Flo to leave then I make my visit to her.

As for dinners, well, that's why I always make my appointments in the morning or early afternoons. That way I don't have to worry about any issues regarding the digestive systems.

But again... no one is perfect... I've had a few providers say excuse me... then I hear the shower running... then they come back smelling fresh and ready to go!

Oh yea... the clock stopped ticking while they were doing those things. Not fair to both of us if our session was cut short due to "nature calling".

Serpius

here lol. I don't think I would have an issue being my total self with you around and we would probably both appreciate some "Five Finger Death Punch."