I just saw a agency babe over the weekend.   We had just finished pop # 2, I was relaxing and she was getting towels for us when the hotel phone rang.  She answered and was immediately alarmed.  Evidently, someone told the hotel manage that she was smoking in her non-smoking room, and the hotel and cleaning managers were coming up to investigate!  We were both naked and had to scramble to clean ourselves and get dressed.  Before I could leave there was a knock on the door and the provider met the managers in her negligee, while I hid in the bathroom.  I was alarmed too!  Was this a LE bust?  Would the managers inspect the whole room?  Anyways, the managers accused the provider of smoking in her room and said she would have to pay a $250 fine and leave the next day.  I never noticed any cigarette smell, however she was burning two or three candles, and she admitted that she would have a smoke outside occasionally.  She protested to the managers to no avail and they left.  When I slunk out of the bathroom she was extremely upset.  I tried to give a little comfort, but she had another client coming before long.  

Selfishly, I'm relieved the hotel managers didn't come any earlier or look around too much.  I feel like I should have said something in her defense, but how would that have looked with a chick in a negligee at noon, burning candles, hot towels, and goofy looking white guy protesting.  I should switch to a less exciting hobby.