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Ladies, which of these old white men would you most like to entertain?
WickedBrut 27 Reviews 2203 reads
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Ladies, which of these old white men would you most like to entertain?

Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.

On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.
Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?
Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?

Jack Nicholson
Christian Bale
Warren Buffett
Dick Dale
John Boehner
Roman Polansky
Keith Richard

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 715 reads
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2 / 40
PS. Ties or ranking allowed. eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 717 reads
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3 / 40
Just narrowing the field. We can do all groovy old black men next. eom


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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 835 reads
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4 / 40
Dude really why in the hell is Christian Bale in that group???

That's just WRONG on so many levels!!!

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 1188 reads
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5 / 40
Ok Brut I'll bite...

No Bale, American Psycho was played a little too well for my comfort level.

Jack Nicholson is brilliant but had too much work done which makes me think vanity and umm no.

Warren Buffet seems to have leaned left in the last couple years but too mogul for my taste. A man being rich for talent exceeds a sharp and genius perhaps ruthless wealthy investor/business man to me.

Dick Dale…who? J/K talented beyond belief but nothing is stirring in me loins.

John Boehner does what viagra does for men to women…except the opposite. Cringe.

Roman Polansky…no buddy.

Keith Richards is cool as THE fuck and probably has the greatest stories, but would he use all my eyeliner before leaving our sessions?

Keith and Jack are a low tide tie for me.
If I could be as so bold as to throw one of my favs into the mix…Bill Murray. Everyday, all day.
Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
   
 On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
 Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
 Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
   
 Jack Nicholson  
 Christian Bale  
 Warren Buffett  
 Dick Dale  
 John Boehner  
 Roman Polansky  
 Keith Richards  
   
 

jaeleen See my TER Reviews 943 reads
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6 / 40
Without a doubt ...

Jack Nicholson seems like a *whole* lot of fun ...

Related Link: Bondassage

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 898 reads
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7 / 40
It was either him, David Soul, or Judd Hirsch.

Notice also that icons like Bob Dylan and Robert de Niro weren't included because they're in an upper echelon league. Odd method, but c'est la fuckin' vie.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 963 reads
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8 / 40
Uuuuhhhhmmmmmm.... IDK....

No One on that list except Christian Bale so I will say Christian Bale!!!! Woo whoo!!! He can rant all he wants while pounding the shit out of me!!! YYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!    

OMG aftershrs house was FABULOUS tonight...

Gnite & thank you!!! Off to dreamland.... Fuck now I'm gonna have wet dreams about Christian Bale... Thanks a lot!!!!  

Xoxo
GC

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client_number_9 970 reads
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9 / 40
Put Charleston SC on your to-do list

Posted By: sophiaLA

   
 If I could be as so bold as to throw one of my favs into the mix…Bill Murray.
Bill's a fixture in many Downtown Charleston bars, and is probably one of the nicest, approachable celebrities you'll ever meet.

Pros: he's just as hilarious in real life as he is in his movies
Cons: you will see up close and in person what 60+ years of hard partying can do to a person

Hell, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he had an account on TER.

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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 921 reads
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10 / 40
Christian Bale is old?

I don't find him particularly sexy, but he's definitely not old.  

And Roman Polanski is why we screen. What a creepy dick.  

Can I have like 1967 Keith Richards?
Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
   
 On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
 Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
 Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
   
 Jack Nicholson  
 Christian Bale  
 Warren Buffett  
 Dick Dale  
 John Boehner  
 Roman Polansky  
 Keith Richards  
   
 

CalliaAlexandra See my TER Reviews 1305 reads
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11 / 40
Ok, I'll play

Keith Richards would be number one and Jack Nicholson would be a close second. I think they would be fun to spend time with and I love their no holds barred attitudes.

CalliaAlexandra See my TER Reviews 847 reads
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12 / 40
+1 in regards to Roman Polanski -e-



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cocktail-party 930 reads
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13 / 40
His movies are fucking awesome, though!! -e-


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Arovet 62 Reviews 1066 reads
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14 / 40
Yeah...

If you're gonna be a disgusting pedophile it's best to be a talented one.  Celebrity worship makes me sick in general, but when it protects a child rapist, man I'm ready to check out of "civilized society" permanently.  Anyone know any reasonably priced small islands for sale?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 846 reads
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15 / 40
I'm guessing the OP was influenced by his appearance in American Hustle....

but he was playing against type in the film, for sure.

I guess they forgot about his role at Batman.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 804 reads
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16 / 40
Ever the cynic, I'd go with Mr. Buffett. You can gue$$ why.....

He's a pretty down to earth and decent person, at least his press tells us so.

natashalynne See my TER Reviews 697 reads
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17 / 40
Christian Bale, of course. But also.....

I could totally get into Warren Buffet.  Not as much for the aesthetics (obviously!) but I would love to just talk to him.  And a smart, confident man is ALWAYS attractive.  

I admit that I had to look up Dick Dale.  But yea, I could put him on the list too.

I would turn Roman Polanski down every time.  Again, not for aesthetic reasons, but for other, pretty obvious reasons

Vivian Vanderbuilt See my TER Reviews 1036 reads
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18 / 40
Christian Bale

For sure.   I don't consider him old though.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 976 reads
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19 / 40
Dude Christian Bale is hot and a very good actor.

It's your survey but you really skewed the results IMO.

Um let's see, I think I'd go for the 40 year old Bale.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 949 reads
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20 / 40
Nah you got to take him NOW, lol. eom


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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 755 reads
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21 / 40
He had to gain a ton of weight for that movie. Then there was the comb over, lol.



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sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 680 reads
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22 / 40
Re: Ok Brut I'll bite...

No, I can't stand Cuba when he's playing himself.

Posted By: RodTidweLL
And I was hoping you were going to say Cuba Holding Jr. :(  
   
 

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 918 reads
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23 / 40
Re: Put Charleston SC on your to-do list

Ughhh don't give me that kind of info, I'm gonna have to add stalker to my resume. Looks have little to nothing to do with what gets me stirring. I crush on brains and talent. I love that man so...

Posted By: client_number_9
 
Posted By: sophiaLA
 
     
  If I could be as so bold as to throw one of my favs into the mix…Bill Murray.
   
 Bill's a fixture in many Downtown Charleston bars, and is probably one of the nicest, approachable celebrities you'll ever meet.  
   
 Pros: he's just as hilarious in real life as he is in his movies  
 Cons: you will see up close and in person what 60+ years of hard partying can do to a person  
   
 Hell, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he had an account on TER.

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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 907 reads
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24 / 40
In that case, I'll have to opt for Bale.

I have been on a Christopher Walken kick lately, though. The guy is like 70 and still sexy and smooth as fuck.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 811 reads
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25 / 40
Rosemary's Baby shreds, but that's it. -e-


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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 907 reads
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26 / 40
I'd be interested in seeing how Sean Connery would fare on your list....

since he is my look-alike :p   I have an accent as well though of a different variety...

Dr Who revived 728 reads
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27 / 40
I know why you like Walken

Pretty sure that the Colonel likes it finger licking good as well.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 760 reads
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28 / 40
I'm betting he's fare quite well! eom


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ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 877 reads
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29 / 40
Two is better than 1..

Jack and Buffett.

zp
Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
   
 On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
 Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
 Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
   
 Jack Nicholson  
 Christian Bale  
 Warren Buffett  
 Dick Dale  
 John Boehner  
 Roman Polansky  
 Keith Richards  
   
 

Fridays117 27 Reviews 1058 reads
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30 / 40
Re: Ok Brut I'll bite...

Hell, if I were a woman looking for wrinkled white men, I'd probably have picked Bill Murray as well, he's a cool dude.

Posted By: sophiaLA
No Bale, American Psycho was played a little too well for my comfort level.  
   
 Jack Nicholson is brilliant but had too much work done which makes me think vanity and umm no.  
   
 Warren Buffet seems to have leaned left in the last couple years but too mogul for my taste. A man being rich for talent exceeds a sharp and genius perhaps ruthless wealthy investor/business man to me.  
   
 Dick Dale…who? J/K talented beyond belief but nothing is stirring in me loins.  
   
 John Boehner does what viagra does for men to women…except the opposite. Cringe.  
   
 Roman Polansky…no buddy.  
   
 Keith Richards is cool as THE fuck and probably has the greatest stories, but would he use all my eyeliner before leaving our sessions?  
   
 Keith and Jack are a low tide tie for me.  
 If I could be as so bold as to throw one of my favs into the mix…Bill Murray. Everyday, all day.  
   
Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
     
  On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
  Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
  Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
     
  Jack Nicholson  
  Christian Bale  
  Warren Buffett  
  Dick Dale  
  John Boehner  
  Roman Polansky  
  Keith Richards  
     
 

cocktail-party 948 reads
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31 / 40
Start with: Chinatown, The Pianist, Repulsion...

Then move on to his wickedly twisted MacBeth, The Tenant, Bitter Moon. He's a master of point-of-view. Not that this excuses that incident...

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 582 reads
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32 / 40
If you find a way to time-travel to 1967, take me along so I can look up

Karen Black, Janis Joplin, Diana Ross, Martha Reeves...and the women I was actually with in 1967...

No, Restricted to the world of the possible [*SIGH*] just restricted to those gone to seed and who might actually be interested in amusing themselves with a beautiful young woman or setting up an ongoing arrangement

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 773 reads
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33 / 40
Like the others, you have to respect his talent for what he does. eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1016 reads
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34 / 40
Re: Christian Bale

Aw, shucks. I was hoping Dick Dale would be more your type.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 726 reads
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35 / 40
I admit, he should have been on the list instead of Bale...

He's more in the same category.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 711 reads
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36 / 40
I admire and appreciate an actor willing to do that....

It shows smarts, class, and talent.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 843 reads
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37 / 40
Thanks, everyone.

And the loser is John Boehner, which gives me hope for humanity.

Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
   
 On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
 Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
 Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
   
 Jack Nicholson  
 Christian Bale  
 Warren Buffett  
 Dick Dale  
 John Boehner  
 Roman Polansky  
 Keith Richards  
   
 

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1025 reads
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38 / 40
That's because nobody knows who he is,although he has the best hobbyist name. EOM


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IsorokuYamamoto 1084 reads
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39 / 40
Re: Ok Brut I'll bite...

Seeing as how you're one, figured you'd like the stalker.  

Posted By: sophiaLA
No Bale, American Psycho was played a little too well for my comfort level.  
   
 Jack Nicholson is brilliant but had too much work done which makes me think vanity and umm no.  
   
 Warren Buffet seems to have leaned left in the last couple years but too mogul for my taste. A man being rich for talent exceeds a sharp and genius perhaps ruthless wealthy investor/business man to me.  
   
 Dick Dale…who? J/K talented beyond belief but nothing is stirring in me loins.  
   
 John Boehner does what viagra does for men to women…except the opposite. Cringe.  
   
 Roman Polansky…no buddy.  
   
 Keith Richards is cool as THE fuck and probably has the greatest stories, but would he use all my eyeliner before leaving our sessions?  
   
 Keith and Jack are a low tide tie for me.  
 If I could be as so bold as to throw one of my favs into the mix…Bill Murray. Everyday, all day.  
   
Posted By: WickedBrut
Apparently, many of the clients out there are old white men, many paunchy now, some just dissipated, and many very successful in life.  
     
  On the board and off, we've all heard about the type of old white guy who makes a desirable client.  
  Ladies, which of the following seven men would you most treasure as a regular? And...why?  
  Gentlemen, play along. Which of the seven would you bet on to win this mini-pole? And why?  
     
  Jack Nicholson  
  Christian Bale  
  Warren Buffett  
  Dick Dale  
  John Boehner  
  Roman Polansky  
  Keith Richards  
     
 

redbeat 1 Reviews 745 reads
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40 / 40
Re: Bitter moon

Have you seen his latest film, Venus in Fur, another erotic exploration from Mister Polanski?

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