earth quakes, so why not blame the women!?  If it makes them shudder in bed, it must make the earth do the same thing!
Walking into a crowded shopping area with C4 strapped on and taking out 200 people is a good thing, promiscuous women is causing the earth to disintegrate, and is a bad thing!
What's not to love about that kind of logic?

Re: There have been a few times...

when I wasn't quite sure where all the shaking was coming from. One evening in Seattle comes to mind.

Causing earthquakes is

shaky grounds for divorce.

If you understand anything about geology, you know that Earth's system's have nothing to do with us.  Earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hurricanes, tornadoes, blizzards, etc., are natural phenomena that occur despite whatever we do.  This shit just happens, and we need to deal with it when it does.  We have no control over it, nor are we to blame...