What is the best thing a provider ever said to you? Girls....what is the best compliment you have ever made to a client and meant it. A top ten in LA wrote me this in an email...this is cut and paste: "Having your perfect body un top while u fucking me. Also u just a sexy man"
I've noticed that trend too among the "hot and dumb" girls that guys just want to fill and drill, but could not care less about anything else. Maybe I should just change my marketing strategy to include, "Blonde, and dumb as a box of rocks."
Posted By: inicky46
And did you really believe her when she said "u just a sexy man?" You really should be kidding. But you're not.
Oh god please don't. The "blondes with degrees club" is on the rise!
Posted By: London Rayne
I've noticed that trend too among the "hot and dumb" girls that guys just want to fill and drill, but could not care less about anything else. Maybe I just change my marketing strategy to include, "Blonde, and dumb as a box of rocks."
Posted By: inicky46
And did you really believe her when she said "u just a sexy man?" You really should be kidding. But you're not.
She was a blonde...but a Euro Blonde and english was NOT her 1st language. Her looks and sexual drive made up for all of it. She is a TOP 2 in LA when she was hear. Every knows who this is. She emailed me recently asking me if I want to fuck her....out of the blue. We are meeting up next week.
I think FID went away for awhile when, like Dungy, he could stand no more abuse. He came back hoping a new crowd would be more fertile grounds for his idiocies. Suggestion to FID: if you didn't want to take shit for putting up a badly written post from the lady, perhaps you should have picked a different one. Unless, perhaps, that's the only nice thing anyone ever said about you. And please don't dislocate your shoulder "whilst" patting yourself on the back.
but fidiot, like the dungbeetle and herpius, is a lot more than simply annoying.
You can get suspended for writing fake reviews, and you can get suspended for creating threads and having discussions with yourself between your alias and handle.
Yep...jeanvaljean was debating with cosette and marius about fantine's death....and then drmilrod was brought by blackhelicopter to see if she could straighten all of that out LOL
Oh for the good old days
Oh...and they were all brown envelopes. I would never use an alias...let alone if I did use it in the same thread as my CPA handle! And I don't write fake reviews..heck, I don't write any.
Posted By: perfectstorm
but fidiot, like the dungbeetle and herpius, are a lot more than simply annoying.
You can get suspended for writing fake reviews, and you can get suspended for creating threads and having discussions with yourself between your alias and handle.
Did you really fuck with people using multiple alias? Just for shits and giggles? Ok I see why it would be funny... I would have done it too.
But you need to check yourself when you have created more than one fake identity. Then go and talk to yourself to prove a point to everyone. Anyone ever see Citizen Kane?
London- being smart is just gravy. Let's be honest and you say this all the time....we are paying you for your looks, sexual skills, and willingness to please among other things...right? Your smarts are kinda 5th and 6th in line of those others. If I wanted a totally smart chick I would take up tennis or golf at the local country club, too bad those women don't know how to fuck, suck, and lick like you beautiful providers do plus providers leave and don't call you and text you ever five minutes. Providers disappear until we call you or text you....it's PERFECT !
This is precisely why I said I should change my marketing lol. No, not "all" of you only look for hot, young, and fkin stupid. There are many guys who book ONLY extended dates, and look for so much more. Your post does confirm how easy it is to get into the TOP 100 though...if based only on looks and licking a guy's ass, or fkin him for free off the clock ha ha. I am not mocking your situation, but in general.
Posted By: FIDCUOF
London- being smart is just gravy. Let's be honest and you say this all the time....we are paying you for your looks, sexual skills, and willingness to please among other things...right? Your smarts are kinda 5th and 6th in line of those others. If I wanted a totally smart chick I would take up tennis or golf at the local country club, too bad those women don't know how to fuck, suck, and lick like you beautiful providers do plus providers leave and don't call you and text you ever five minutes. Providers disappear until we call you or text you....it's PERFECT !
i love it when they tell me.." i love your cock " but then again they probably tell that to all the guys..just a temporary ego boost will suffice..
Posted By: FIDCUOF
What is the best thing a provider ever said to you? Girls....what is the best compliment you have ever made to a client and meant it. A top ten in LA wrote me this in an email...this is cut and paste: "Having your perfect body un top while u fucking me. Also u just a sexy man"
I've been blessed to have many UTR friends and lots of OTC or extremely reasonable donations on weekend trips.Guess that's why they love to call me a pimp roflmao.
I took that as a huge compliment at the time. She said I'm way to polite, and respectful to be. Then it confused me. Now when I think of that. I feel guilty of the filthy whoremonger I have become. I'm still super polite, and respectful. But somehow I feel like I lost something. Innocence. So be careful what you listen to. Don't forget how to play the game
She was trying to warn me that seeing too many escorts would fuck up my civie dating life. She showed concern in my well being like my Mom would. That was the compliment..
Sometimes that can happen and not just with civvie dating. Some guys can change and not for the better getting too wrapped up in the whole community if they are not careful. Same goes for the ladies in their own way.
Face , and then I want my girlfriend to fuck you , while I watch , then cum on both if us. Had to ice myself for a week after that one . Yup , there are some smoking hot and crazy girls around.
of the time one gal started yelling, "I love you! I love you! Marry me! Marry me!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing. And, no, we did not talk about it later.
of the time one gal started yelling, "I love you! I love you! Marry me! Marry me!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing. And, no, we did not talk about it later.
Oh god I had one guy blurt out "TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!" I couldn't help but have this reaction...
In any case, that's exactly how it happened. It certainly surprised the hell out of me. But I've had some amazing lines dropped on me by providers, most of which I've shared here before and don't require repeating. Luckily for me, I don't need to make anything up. Reality is plenty rich enough.
The First time I saw Sexual Sasah/Mila she took off my clothes and said "Are you a male escort"...."I should be paying you"...it was the NICEST compliment I have received from a provider
The First time I saw Sexual Sasah/Mila she took off my clothes and said "Are you a male escort"...."I should be paying you"...it was the NICEST compliment I have received from a provider
That;s when you know you are an anomaly to a provider...when they give you half off the price or when they ALWAYS give you extended stays. Your like a guy they would date in the civvie world and they are still getting paid. WHY not right? It makes sense
And when someone like YOU posts that drivel it's a certainty that isn't the truth.
All the hookers that give discounts and OTC want it kept quiet....why...so that morons like you don't think it's an option.
But keep on name dropping...seems that's about all you've got LOL
Posted By: FIDCUOF
That;s when you know you are an anomaly to a provider...when they give you half off the price or when they ALWAYS give you extended stays. Your like a guy they would date in the civvie world and they are still getting paid. WHY not right? It makes sense
Is me laughing my ass off. Really--is this what you do all day sitting around thinking up pathetic letters to Penthouse sstyle self-adulation? God man at least the Letters to Penthouse were funny and not quite so sadly delusional. Have you seen the last scene of Carnal Knowledge? Recognize anyone?
I was as inexperienced as you can get, standing there nervously at the start of my first session, but starting to get turned on by the incredible sight before my eyes. She looked at me with a very surprised look, and I asked "What's wrong"? Then among a few other things she said that line that I'll never forget, lol. As a 5' nothing V, talk about a sudden confidence booster!
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