My Pet Peeves after 10+ years of hobbying.

Feel free to join in with your own observations, but these are a few that just bug me:

1. A Provider who answers phones and makes other appointments on my TIME.

2. Providers who make out like they are cumming and yet are so dry you could strike a match down there.......you know what I mean.

3. The words "sweetie you are going to have cum quickly because I have another appointment showing up in 10 mins." Happens 15 minutes into your 1 hr session.

4. Providers who count their $$$ donation right in front of you.

5.Providers who feel the need to read out a multi page list of things she will not do. I call it being read the riot act.

6.Providers who have bad breath  onion, garlic breath and also providers who are not very fresh down there.

1~ Guys who show up with a days growth of facial hair and then rub it all around my face and pussy resulting in major skin irritation so bad you can't work the rest of the day.

2~ Guys with pubic hair so long you can braid it into dreads who expect you to Deep Throat them.

3~ Guys who "aren't so fresh" down there.

4~ Guys who short you in the envelope because "they" think it's rude to count it in front of you.

5~ Guys who completely rip you off because "they" think it's rude to count it in front of you.

6~ Guys who think that sticking their fingers in my dry vagina is pleasurable. Try some spit or some lube for God's Sake.

7~ Guys who never read my website and ask stupid questions that could have been answered had they read my website.

8~ Guys who have teeth so bad it's clear they've never been to the dentist. Then wonder why you weren't GFE and french kiss them.

9~ Guys who sit and talk to their wives on the phone while I'm sitting next to them. Sort of disrespectful for everyone don't you think?

10~ Guys who book appointments and never call or show up. If we don't show up all you have lost is time, if YOU don't show up we have lost rent, car payment, bill $, etc....

with another client (or was it the dentist).  They each hang up, she looks at her watch, he scratches a nit in his pubes, and they leap into each other's arms.  He drinks in her onion tainted saliva through the gap in his green teeth while she sandpapers the long hairs off of his foul smelling po-po with her dry hoo-hoo.

He then drives his dirty fingers into her dry cave as she moans into his wax filled ear "come on baby, come on baby, oh, oh,  for the love of Pete, would you just come already baby."  He pops his load and throws on his two day old clothes while she starts counting the money.  The next thing you know, she's chasing him down the hall with an empty envelope in one hand and a short stack in the other.

Can't wait to read the review.  Seems like a match made in heaven.

After meeting some of the craziest characters ever met in my life ya gotta wonder about both sides of the equation...

Or maybe you should up the ante a little, and prepare for a little higher hobbying budget!

If you don't want to answer the phone, hire someone to do it for you. Similarly, I HATE texting for appointments.

#2 -- Rules-- who wants rules in bed?

#3-- Answering phones during sessions.

#4-- Fake moaning/orgasms-- (I know if you're hot or not).

#5 -- Lateness-ladies booking appointments like Laguardia airport books flights. We hate waiting in hotel lobbies looking like a jackass.

#6-- Clockwatching -self-explanatory!

#7-- Dank Smelly Snatch (Gross) or working OTR (on the rag)-- VERY Gross!

#8-- Covered BJs don't fly.

#9-- Overuse of lube!(this has become common)-- I like some friction, and friction makes for better O's-- overuse of lube makes it feel like we're fucking a piece of liver.

#10-- Upselling/add ons for Greek, or other services. Either offer these services at regular rate , or don't offer them at all. We DON'T want to play "Let's Make a Deal"!!!






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you are still seeing the wrong women....

1. Diddn't check for reveiws huh?

2. Gee, sorry you got a pin stuck in your ego.

3. Didn't check for reviews huh?

4. Gee, sorry she has been ripped off a time or two.

5. Didn't check for reviews huh?

6. Didn't check for reviews huh?

Its not hard to see why you are a walking ATM. It appears you haven't learned much in your 10+ years of hobbying if the above mentioned issues are still a problem for you.

OMG I am so glad I haven't had lunch yet! I would have lost it over this description!!

"he drinks in her onion tainted saliva through his green teeth".....oh man, that was WAY to vivid a description!

#2,3,5,6,7 = Guess you didn't check for reviews eh?? You appear about as bright as the original poster.

Regarding your other whines....

#1. Sorry, some women like to be safe and know who they are meeting. If you want a lady who is a bit less cautious, I'm sure you know the right corners to look on.

#4. Uh, no you won't. Particularly with your attitide, I can't help but suspect you have heard a woman have a real orgasm about as often as you've heard the mating call of the South African horned gopher. The only real difference is between women who can act, and those who can't.

#8. Again check for reviews. If you don't like CBJ's, don't see who women who's reviews indicate that is all that is offered. If you are seeing women who's reviews say they offer BBBJ, and you STILL get a CBJ out of her take your ass to a Doctor and find out why you can't pay a woman enough money to go near your dick.

#9. Gee, sorry you got a pin stuck in your ego too. Getting your poor ego deflated seems to be a common theme on this thread. Coincidence? Probably not.

#10. Once again, check for reviews, and check her website too. I add a different rate for mediterranean, which is clearly indicated on my website. Alot of women do that. If it offends you, don't book with her.

Do all the ladies a favor, and the gents for that matter. Find a new hobby!!!!!

I have the perfect woman for you. Her name is Devon.
She has a futurotic pussy, beautiful face, sensuous blonde hair and large voluptuous breasts. She has no rules and the lubricant is included! She charges 169.95 for life. You and her will surely make a wonderful match. I wish you the very best.

Simply put, I'm more dry during certain times of the month. Just because I might be dry does not mean I am not enjoying myself, and it might not even mean I haven't orgasmed.

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the $$$ out of my sight.  Either she will use the rest room or I will go wash my hands.

you are seeing, maybe you need to buy VIP status to read the reviews.  Another option is to move up from a chevy to a GMC.  You can't enjoy champagne on a beer budget.

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While I have not been hobbying for over ten years as you have, I am involved at least once per week and I have never experienced any of the things you mentioned.  Perhaps you need to take a closer look at the people you are choosing to see.

Never had a lady even TOUCH the donation until after I was long gone...never shorted anyone either!