I'll get slammed for this, but I HAVE to tell this joke that my grammy used to tell in her old age...


Why couldn't Mrs Witch get pregnant?
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Cause Mr. Witch had a hallow-weeny.

I know it's lame, but hey, I bet you smiled.

kari~~

it made me smile and groan at the same time.

HHW to you also kari....i thought it was funny
thank you1

Very good pretty lady.

As for me, for Halloween,  I'm going as my twin brother.


Thank You
XLIII =4

and what kind of treats are you giving out Karizza

here is another joke for you all

A six year old kid named Bobby has a speech impediment, where he starts his words with the letter B. He is getting ready to go out on his first Halloween
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MOM: What do you want to be for Halloween this year Bobby?
BOBBY: Bi Banna Be a Birate?
MOM: A pirate, thats cute, I’ll get you the costume.
So she gets him the costume and he rings the door bell of an old lady.
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Whats that you say?
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Oh, trick or treat, isnt that cute, well what are you supposed to be little boy?
BOBBY: Bim a Birate!
OLD LADY: ?????? oh I get it your a Pirate.
The old lady goes to hand him some candy but decides she wants to be funny and mess with the kid a little bit.
OLD LADY: If your a Pirate then where are all your buccaneers? Arent pirates supposed to have buccaneers?
BOBBY: (Really Mad and grabbing his Ears) Look lady here are my buckin ears now give me some buckin candy!!!

Re: here is another joke for you all

Good one, Crimson!!!!

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

No matter what mood you're in, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

They make better pie.

They are alwys on the doorstep waiting for you.

If you don't like the way he looks, carve him a new face.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

From the start, you know a pumpkin had an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit up) only when you want him to be.

Not original but easy.

I wish I had thought to bring an outfit from Singapore.

I didn't think anyone else would had ever heard of that joke!

The treats will be the view given to all the horny dads sitting on the porch giving out the candy.  ROFL

-- Modified on 10/31/2008 6:25:32 PM

Now you know I have to ask... Would that be hot water or cold water or some devious combination where the application of hot and cold are alternated to achieve maximum return to the original state of "freshness"?

{wink wink}

C_K

-- Modified on 11/1/2008 8:51:51 AM

Depending on the pumpkin, I would probably use the alternating hot/cold method until it exploded and I had pumpkin juice everywhere.