So I'm seeing this lady touring DC. She was either a very politically conservative babe or assumed every one in DC was since this was during the Bush administration.
During our sipping wine getting to know ya period early in our session she kept rambling on about being a republican...how wonderful the country was now that Clinton was gone...how great George was...yada...yada..yada.
She was pretty cute though. So being the gent I am I simply smile.
After our romp we are snuggling in the afterglow finishing the wine.
"Did you have a good time" she ask?
My reply
"Hey , anytime I can fuck a Republican for only $300 I'm a happy guy" !
I don't think she knew what to say at that point.
Never saw her again.
Agency days. Client stuck his dry finger up my ass. When I asked him to stop, he insisted upon continuing, telling me how it was supposed to 'intensify' the experience. Well, it certainly did...it intensified my pain/annoyance!
So, to end that sh**, I quickly pretended to O, and it was time for him to flip over. Put a condom on my finger and guess what I did? I jammed it up his butthole. He looked like he'd just been electrocuted. I said, 'Gee, since you said that it was so enjoyable and everything, I assumed that you must like it!!'
And he even had benefit of the condom, which is smoother than a finger and had some lube on it!! I hope I taught that fucker a lesson!!! 
when I first started. He scheduled TEN minutes. At the time I had been boinkin left and right all day, and was pretty wired by the time he got there.
I was my peppy self and asked, "How was your day?"
Looking around, he said, "mmmmm, long. I was in meeeetings all dayy."
"Oh. God, sorry. Boooring. Glad I don't have to do THAT anymore."
LOL, he then said, "I think I'll reconsider."
I concurred and sent him on his way.
Dude, you scheduled ten minutes. (I do NOT do those types of appts now, don't worry.) If I'm gonna' make you pop in ten minutes you better be ready for a peppy, energetic woman, not candles and dinner.
#2.
I decided to scrunch my hair. It was much shorter than I was used to, but I ran out of time to straighten it before the next client and figured it looked good. The guy walked in, started to giggle, (guy around my age, nice looking, etc) and said, "I'm too nervous. I gotta' go." Guess the hair looked bad, lol.
Jasmine, Jasmine, no wonder you changed your name! (Didn't have TER, don't worry! No reviews have been deleted, lol.)
Posted By: London Rayne
Here's mine...but this is really kind of mild.
It was the night of the BCS between Alabama and LSU and a client invited me to go last minute because someone flaked. Needless to say, I am NOT an LSU fan and he was a huge one...2 kids went to school there. So, I agree to go even though I hate watching this crap. I was decked on in Bama gear complete with shirt, shorts, knee high socks in red and white, and pig tails and sat right by him in the LSU (so called) section. Well, those of you who remember that game, it was horrible, with Bama being the victors after a long, boring, game.
To say he was upset about the loss is an understatement, and he was afterall getting laid ha ha. So, back to the incall we went and started our fun. I am a sadistic whore, so I could not help just being me. After I held him on the edge of a blow job for about a half hour, he finally was allowed to pop in my mouth, at which time I screamed "SCORE....Roll Tide Biotch!" I've never heard from him again lol.
