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Re: And also
She will kick your ass if you say different! 
-- Modified on 4/9/2013 9:24:23 AM
I was born in the 80s, so perhaps I'm slightly biased on this one 
THE LEATHER NUN !!!!!
Or she gets UGLY!
Top ten hottest cartoon chicks EVER:
10. OK, there are several hotties that have to come in under the cut at "10", including April O'Neil (TMNT), Pocahontas, Esmerelda, and Princess Jasmine. So much for the PC Cultural Diversity portion of our show.
9. Cruella DeVille
Swathed in fur, toking on that looong cigarette holder for you fetishists. She's evil, and provides a nasty PSE.
8. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
She's the polar opposite of CdV, and let's face it, mermaids are hot. They made sailors of old crash their ships against the rocks, nuff said... and this girl has one tight cloaca.
7. Another tie:
Daphne (Scooby-Doo) tight sweaters and flaming red hair, hmmmmmm - vs Jem (Jem and the Holograms)-she HAD to shave to wear those short skirts, and I'm not talking about her legs...
6. Betty Rubble
The first CILF (cavewoman I'd like to fuck), you just know that Barney wasn't getting the job done, and she'd be a firecracker in the sack.
5. Marge Simpson
Marge gets a lot of play, and though she's really not a top ten choice for me, she beats out Lois Griffin by a mile... and that sexy voice...
4. Storm
While Halle Berry is FAR hotter than her cartoon counterpart, you still can't keep her toon out of the top ten. I could lick the paper she is drawn on until my tongue got cramps.
3. Black Cat (Spiderman)
Skin-tight leather over impossible curves. Here kitty.... good kitty...
2. Jessica Rabbit, everyone else's choice for number one. No argument here, if Kathleen Turner did phone sex, she'd be a billionaire in no time - but JR is a calculating bitch and a cock tease. She only puts out for one guy, a scraggly-looking bunny rabbit, while the REAL number one -
1. Holly Body - puts out for everybody. Kim Basinger was one of the hottest women on the planet in her prime, and Holly makes her look like an old dishrag. She's sexy and she knows how to work it, and she's as dirty as they come.
Reviews to follow...
10. OK, there are several hotties that have to come in under the cut at "10", including April O'Neil (TMNT), Pocahontas, Esmerelda, and Princess Jasmine. So much for the PC Cultural Diversity portion of our show.
9. Cruella DeVille
Swathed in fur, toking on that looong cigarette holder for you fetishists. She's evil, and provides a nasty PSE.
8. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
She's the polar opposite of CdV, and let's face it, mermaids are hot. They made sailors of old crash their ships against the rocks, nuff said... and this girl has one tight cloaca.
7. Another tie:
Daphne (Scooby-Doo) tight sweaters and flaming red hair, hmmmmmm - vs Jem (Jem and the Holograms)-she HAD to shave to wear those short skirts, and I'm not talking about her legs...
6. Betty Rubble
The first CILF (cavewoman I'd like to fuck), you just know that Barney wasn't getting the job done, and she'd be a firecracker in the sack.
5. Marge Simpson
Marge gets a lot of play, and though she's really not a top ten choice for me, she beats out Lois Griffin by a mile... and that sexy voice...
4. Storm
While Halle Berry is FAR hotter than her cartoon counterpart, you still can't keep her toon out of the top ten. I could lick the paper she is drawn on until my tongue got cramps.
3. Black Cat (Spiderman)
Skin-tight leather over impossible curves. Here kitty.... good kitty...
2. Jessica Rabbit, everyone else's choice for number one. No argument here, if Kathleen Turner did phone sex, she'd be a billionaire in no time - but JR is a calculating bitch and a cock tease. She only puts out for one guy, a scraggly-looking bunny rabbit, while the REAL number one -
1. Holly Body - puts out for everybody. Kim Basinger was one of the hottest women on the planet in her prime, and Holly makes her look like an old dishrag. She's sexy and she knows how to work it, and she's as dirty as they come.
Reviews to follow...
and what about Velma?
-- Modified on 4/9/2013 3:55:48 AM
4th or 5th one down... or just google it.
Hip, Hip, Hip hooray!!!!!!!
Don't go up against me on cartoons from the late 60s.
You will lose.
Hip, Hip, Hip hooray!!!!!!!
Don't go up against me on cartoons from the late 60s.
You will lose.
For $300 she will provide a dominatrix session too!
Little Orphan Bosom!