Hey guys! So I finally have my own incall set up in midtown and I am super excited to start seeing clients there (No more hotels yayy). My question is for all you guys, as I begin the process of preparing the place for visitors... what do you look for in a good infall location? Any preferences or important must haves? I'd love to hear your feedback!
is the first thing that springs to mind.
Obviously a comfy bed and curtains or drapes on the windows.
Some tasty snacks for after the session are always a nice touch.
Soft music in the background is also good.
One thing you can omit is a TV.
Speaking of background music, as a wearer of hearing aids, I would request to turn off all sources of background sound. Hearing aids lose most of the directionality of normal human hearing. So background sound to us is not "over there", instead it is just sort of everywhere making it harder to mentally filter out. Some voices are harder than others to understand. Background noise just makes it worse. So if you see a guy wearing hearing aids, you could either ask him, or just skip the music/TV this time.
Very interesting take! I never thought of that. I will definitely consider this...
Lots of good suggestions here and below. I'll just add that I always have to bring my own shoe horn / shoe spoon and I usually leave it for the gents who come after me.
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It has usually disappeared or gotten lost by the time I return for another visit.
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is the first thing that springs to mind.
Obviously a comfy bed and curtains or drapes on the windows.
Some tasty snacks for after the session are always a nice touch.
Soft music in the background is also good.
One thing you can omit is a TV.
Why?
It's certainly a convenience, even if the girl is helping you put your shoes on.
bringing a shoehorn to a session and asking if you could insert it into one of her orifices.
I say to each his own... My job is to make it comfortable for ALL clients so if something can make things easier I'll definitely do it!
I always had clean & fresh everything + a shoe horn lol funny because I would never risk breaking a nail to help you put on your shoes.
Lol I'll have a tv in the living room for my own fun but def will take your advice about snacks... hadn't thought of that! I'm also gonna add a little bar so I can make cocktails. Should add nice touch.
AND, unscented soaps/body wash!!! With a significant other, the fella doesn't want his clothes smelling of a soap that he shouldn't be smelling like! Definitely NO Irish Spring!
ICE!!!
Spare toothbrushes..... cheap, dispose of when he leaves.
Coffee? (Clients?). Even instant or the Folgers in the teabag thingy. A microwave or tea kettle.
I have previously posted about providing disposable razors to use BEFORE or AFTER:
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And saying that you provide "Oral Essentials" can be not just a mouthwash but a marketing tool!
AND, unscented soaps/body wash!!! With a significant other, the fella doesn't want his clothes smelling of a soap that he shouldn't be smelling like! Definitely NO Irish Spring!
ICE!!!
Spare toothbrushes..... cheap, dispose of when he leaves.
Coffee? (Clients?). Even instant or the Folgers in the teabag thingy. A microwave or tea kettle.
Good/easy parking. Easy in and out of incall apt/house - either discreet way to get in and out or busy enough you can blend in get lost in the crowd right away. Inside clean looking and smelling and vacuumed. Have drinks or water. Have a shower. Have a bed (that's made), or a couch at least.
Lol this is midtown so most people are on foot... good easy parking isn't a thing anyone worries about here! But there's also convenient paid parking if you wish to spend tons of money.. that's Manhattan for you!
Urban centers do have more people who are accustomed to walking. Even if you drive to work and have a space in the office buildng garage or paid parking at a nearby garage, I don't think anybody would drive from downtown location A to downtown location B. They'd take public transit or walk. If you don't have a reserved space downtown and you see a space, you TAKE it!!! Can't pass it up! So what if it's still 15 blocks from your destination? "I found a space and it only took me 40 minutes of driving around to find it!"
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Which brings me to mentioning that there are Parking Space apps to help find available parking spaces near your destination. You can even reserve, pay, and get discounts in the apps. Search for the Best Apps in your city, e.g.,
http://loving-newyork.com/best-parking-apps-nyc/
My TOP 10 Best Parking Apps NYC: Which is The Best For You?
SpotHero
SpotWhiz
etc.
Lol this is midtown so most people are on foot... good easy parking isn't a thing anyone worries about here! But there's also convenient paid parking if you wish to spend tons of money.. that's Manhattan for you!
Another thought: Even if you don't have a car or don't have to worry about parking space, it could be useful to have a Parking App to help your visitors. "You're on your way? I just checked and there plenty of spaces at Parking Garage A in the middle of Xth St between Yth and Zth Aves which is two minutes from my address. ... Also, Garage B, Lot C, ...."
http://loving-newyork.com/best-parking-apps-nyc/
My TOP 10 Best Parking Apps NYC: Which is The Best For You?
SpotHero ...
Have all the things that make the place look like you could live there -- or at least have some partition screens up to block off the "undeveloped" spaces in the location.
Have some nice decor not just empty walls. Lighting and the decor theme will matter and will help set the stage and mood. That will depend on both who your target customers are and what type of service you aim at providing. But even if you're aiming at more of a porn type experience a nicer environment will not detract but if someone is looking for more of a GEF sensuous experience the lack of decor will detract -- or definitely does for me.
I really hate going to places where they only have the bare minimum -- like just a mattress on the floor, towels on the floor rather than bath mats, a table lamp but sitting on the floor, some folding chair rather than cushioned sitting chair. Make it feel like a comfortable place someone wants to be and that the hostess is trying to make you welcome and at easy.
a place I would probably pass on. I agree completely with your description of what an incall should look and be like. Some of my favorite memories are a provider riding me on an overstuffed chair with an adequately stuffed pussy. Lol
Considering I will be living there, it will be quite nicely developed. I abhor mess and refuse to sleep on the floor.
The first priority I take pride in is procuring a safe, welcoming, extremely clean and sexy Incall
with all amenities one may desire.
I won’t divulge all of my secrets however I enjoy creating an indelible overall rendezvous.
Ambient lighting, candlelight, jazz or massage music, beverages, and snacks (for a longer meeting)
are always prevalent at my locale.
Crucial however besides sanitized and overall cleanliness is an incall which actually smells fresh,
yet not overly "scented".
(I'm particularly turned-off by "Vanilla, Rose, Patchuli or Cinnamon" scents)
Significantly important also, is either fresh air from an open window, &/or an air-conditioner &/or
numerous fans positioned toward the massage platform or bed.
(A room which is hot, humid, or steamy is not ideal whatsoever, however, one which is too cold
will get "heated-up" in no time from impending "action")
A newly-cleaned, fresh-smelling, non-smoking, uncluttered environment is most-desired for any Incall,
Massage Room &/or Bedroom;
✳ A "designated repository" for the Donation with a breath-freshener nearby (hint, hint) 💋
✳ Visible hooks to hang clothing, brief-cases, backpacks, purses and wet towels etc..
✳ A side-table to place errant items for eye-wear, keys, wallets and phones, with an additional,
plugged-in multi-pronged phone-charger if needed.
✳ Kleenex, paper towels, sanitizer, wipes and a visible empty, trash receptacle.
✳ Freshly-Laundered sheets and towels F0R EACH & EVERY GUEST!
✳ Unscented baby/body wipes, unlimited, various-sized condoms, massage oils, lotions and lube.
Shower Area:
✳ An additional "designated waterproof repository" for the Donation, as many Clients tend to place
Donation in the bathroom whilst showering.
✳ Visible numerous hooks to hang clothing and wet towels etc..
✳ Freshly-Laundered large bath towels, hand towels, washcloths, & body-wipes
(FYI: None are truly “flushable” says my Plumber)
✳ Brand new unscented everything in the shower; soap, multi-use body wash/shampoo, after-oil/lotion
✳ New, unopened mouthwash, breath freshener, new toothbrushes, toothpaste, lip-balm
✳ An empty trashcan with possibly a note indicating: "Do Not Flush Anything Other Than Toilet Paper"
(I'm amazed that some persons think it's okay to flush condoms, gum, matches, paper towel, or
baby wipes)
I stopped offering “outcalls” because I discovered that some locations, be it ones’ upscale home or hotel
is seriously lacking in cleanliness, effort or thought into creating an inviting, comfortable encounter.
Just a brief list below is indicative of what I've previously experienced, which makes me think the "Maid"
has taken the day off!:
No clean sheets, hand or bath towels, paper towels, or even toilet paper.
Unclean, cluttered surroundings
Unsavory smells; i.e.; Pet smells, trash, or a "smoker's cloud"
Heater up-turned in the middle of a heat-wave, or zero fresh air, or fans available
No bottled water or even a bit of soft music to create ambiance.
A little effort truly goes a long way!
Xo Angelina Jones
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I hope the picture Angelina posted was tongue in cheek. While certainly some men might be like that, it isn't fair to generalize. I have been to a couple of Providers incall that were just like that or even worse.
...as long as it's easy parking and I don't need a theme park style map to find an apartment, lol. I been seeing kgirls lately and alot of their apartment complexes are like a maze. Add to that limited street parking and it's just a pain in the ass, especially if it's your first time at that location.
Absolutely agree Lopaw!!
I don’t care about the amenities as much as most either because I don’t have an SO from whom to hide smells and I never go back to work after. But parking trouble is super annoying.
I’ve been to several of these mega apartment complexes but it’s not bad when she can just say something like “go to the far NW corner and park”, and then her place is right there. The ones that live in the middle of the rat maze need to quit texting and talk you in once on-site, IMO.
Seeing all the responses so far and they're good. But if you want to hit it out of the park....do the mirrors on the ceiling.... there...BAM, BOOYA.....GAME CHANGER
It goes without saying that a modern clean incall is best! One of my favorite providers has a leather loveseat, long narrow bench and square bench in her room! This furniture provides a myriad of possibilities to spice up the session! More sex furniture than just a bed scores points with me! Large mirrors are a must! I did just experience a ceiling mirror with a kgirl. It looked flimsy, not glass but served the purpose quite well! Newer clean towels, mouthwash, and decent soap are all necessities! A few girls have large two person walk-in showers with bench - awesome. I also like a small water and some mini candy bars to snack on when leaving. I just saw a girl that was almost 6 bills, and her incall was a dingy studio walk up. Through a door, up one flight of stairs, walk to other end of hall, through another door, up another flight of stairs… then shower towel was threadbare and smelled like it had been used 1,000 times - not good. Room dusty and cluttered with old stuff and a rack of women’s clothes. Session was pretty good and she deserves a good review, but I will not go back to that place!
Old towels and cluttered surroundings are a big NO for me... I'm very particular about having a clean space.
ladywhistledown,
As a Provider.....I would say that all you got to do is make sure your bed Cover & Sheets are clean, Thick Thermal Curtains are hanging up, Make sure there's clean Towels & Wash Cloth available, Make sure you get paid in full by Cash App or Cash (Upfront) because some love to take your services and negotiate the price at the end of the session and you get neighbors that maybe way too noisy (All in your business and call the police).
Lady,
I agree with pretty much everything here. I would emphasize that everything be unscented. Not everyone likes someone else’s choice in scent. I never wear any, for that reason. Unless someone has noticed the particular one I sometimes wear casually., and has commented positively on it outside the incall. Also, you can have soft music for mood or noise masking. We that wear hearing aids can ask for it to be turned off. Lastly, read up a little on simple decorator’s tricks to absorb, and not amplify sound. One really great provider I know has us both whispering, and fucking like a silent movie during the session. Neighbors, you know.
Have lots of and large mirrors. We like to see ourselves doing it. This one agency that I started going to has this. I am not sure if it is a good thing yet. I do feel like its a distraction and makes me cum a lot faster.
An amusing story from my first incall…
I rented a cute little one bedroom downtown Montreal as a dedicated incall space and purchased new furniture for it. Got everything setup like I wanted and was ready to go. It was warm and welcoming and I was very happy with the space I had created. My first client arrived and we moved into the bedroom. Got to the main act and discovered the bed squeaked. Loud! It was horrible. Distracting and I felt like the entire building could hear us. First we laughed hysterically but eventually it was no longer funny. Ended up finishing on the hardwood floor!
I ended up drilling a bunch of extra screws into that bed frame so it wasn’t moving at all no matter what!
In my bathroom I have a countertop organizer/container filled with travel sized amenities such as, men’s stick deodorant, degree men’s spray deodorant, a few combs, hairspray, hand lotion, qtips, gum, chapstick, Tylenol, the one time use toothbrushes that have a bubble of toothpaste In the bristles and a flossing pick on the other end. I also have a big bottle of Listerine w, mini cups. For the shower I have a Men’s 3 in 1 body/hair wash, aswell as an unscented Dove wash!
I always keep and offer mini bottles of water and usually have some sort of wine/champagne if someone would like to indulge.
In my room, I have a separate little vanity type table w spray hand sanitizers, gum, and a bag of skittles. There clients can leave their belongings and donation, and a stool for dressing as well as hooks to hang jackets, etc. I have one floor to ceiling mirror in front of the bed, and other mirrors in various places for that perfect view 😉 I keep baby wipes and tissues on hand, a waste basket, as well as clean towels.
I’m all about mood lighting, so I always have a couple of candles lit, a galaxy light projector, and colored light bulbs. Also have a standing slim oscillating fan, a nice chair, always a clean freshly made bed with regular and throw pillows!!
One time toothbrushes are a good idea, but ... NO SHOE HORN??????
In my bathroom I have a countertop organizer/container filled with travel sized amenities such as, men’s stick deodorant, degree men’s spray deodorant, a few combs, hairspray, hand lotion, qtips, gum, chapstick, Tylenol, the one time use toothbrushes that have a bubble of toothpaste In the bristles and a flossing pick on the other end. I also have a big bottle of Listerine w, mini cups. For the shower I have a Men’s 3 in 1 body/hair wash, aswell as an unscented Dove wash!
I always keep and offer mini bottles of water and usually have some sort of wine/champagne if someone would like to indulge.
In my room, I have a separate little vanity type table w spray hand sanitizers, gum, and a bag of skittles. There clients can leave their belongings and donation, and a stool for dressing as well as hooks to hang jackets, etc. I have one floor to ceiling mirror in front of the bed, and other mirrors in various places for that perfect view 😉 I keep baby wipes and tissues on hand, a waste basket, as well as clean towels.
I’m all about mood lighting, so I always have a couple of candles lit, a galaxy light projector, and colored light bulbs. Also have a standing slim oscillating fan, a nice chair, always a clean freshly made bed with regular and throw pillows!!
