But yeah, I have admit you're right.

This past weekend, I called a provider after seeing her EROS ad and new photos. She looked fine, slim and young, but had a few old spotty reviews. I decided I wanted to see her anyhow.

I made a nice short presentation to her and she asked me for my age, height, weight, nationality, hair color, and length. I am asked about my age on occasion,  but never a complete physical description.
What was even more unusual, was that she didn't ask for references or employment.

I didn't ask her too many questions when I saw her. I kept her mouth full most of the time

Come on now. We really don't have to get into the package size, do we?

Hirogen does not use a board handle when contacting providers. If they ask about reviews I pull a priapus on them and act stupid.

Another mangina to enslave and torture.
Yeah, that one big single review gives you instant nobility and rank, NOT.  

Now, don't you have some of those weights to tie to yourself for visual effects and confidence?

Why on Earth would any hobbyist send out a picture of themselves to be circulated among hookers?

There is one mean and nasty hooker posting pictures of hobbyists on her blacklist blog. Discretion aside, it is not a good idea to make yourself a poster boy for her.

(Don't say Hirogen never tried to steer you in the right direction).

priapus  isn't acting.

...and his is a review of a woman that in my book also proves his good taste.

Cut him some slack !

ZERO

Your mistress must have left you out for a while to play internet clown.

2011 = whogivesaratsass

Hmm, that's not how I'd have envisioned you.  I would have guessed more along the lines of obnoxious, annoying and laying in a pool of your own vomit.  I guess I'm not as good at reading people as I thought I was.

Would you know if a stunt double was sent?

I know it wasn't you I saw last weekend. The provider I saw enjoyed DATY, and I had a drippy chin to prove it.  

I didn't say "everybody" either.

Maybe you are too old to understand the expression. Might I suggest you get over Elvis's death, get rid of the albums, record players, 8 tracks, and bring yourself up to date.

Cracking is mutual.

I have sent them a pic of me before the meet. I figure it's only fair. We get to see them from their sites or ads. Just reciprocating the favor I guess.

You got you first lay and you are feeling on top of the world. I will not rain on your euphoria today. Go get em tiger! rotf!    

Read Walter Mitty, You will learn a lot about yourself.

Also it is a fact that guys who talk/brag the most, actually get the least.



You're Welcome
2011 = 28

Infinitely more credible than someone using an alias. Not that I need "cred" to state the obvious.

The only replies you ever have are mangina, old, fat, some rarely amusing wordplay on a handle or some other 6th grade insult. I am a newbie, with providers, not reading these boards. Your obviously contrived over the top online persona of an egomaniacal, women are beneath you, big man combined with your often ridiculous storytime posts leads any rational person to conclude you are completely full of shit. Now you being f.o.s is not fact, its jmho. What is a fact, I have noticed, is you have zero respect or credibility from the hobbyists and providers of this community to go with your zero reviews. All you own on these boards is your handle and it sure looks like thats not a good thing. I will continue trying to make useful contributions to this site most important of which are reviews. You just continue throwin insults and playing make believe. Now do what you always do and let the name calling begin!!

And before you freak about fathers i just wanted to demonstrate the maturity of such a comment.  It really is  testimony to you that i would even consider the need to point this out.
Doc

Thats it! You got me. Maybe I was just smart enough not to barrage the boards without an ounce of legitimacy, no matter how little, rain away tough guy. You're the man, just keep tellin yourself that.

So you think that by exchanging emails and getting a description of your john makes you any different then any other provider?
Your bottom line is the same. You are still spreading your legs and sucking dicks for money
with strangers.

it's because i don't share my intimate time and body with strangers. it's important that i know a great deal about the men with whom i spend time, their physical appearance included. of course, you not being into that sort of thing (a human connection with providers), certainly would not understand, nor find that desirable.

She fucks and sucks dick for a living, but doesn't consider herself a prostitute. What was the name of that river in Africa again? "De-nile" lmao

I guess if she has convinced herself that she is not a hooker because she "gets to know" strangers for five minutes before she sucks their dicks, who are we to piss on her parade? She is of course still a hooker, no matter how much she tries to convince us, and more than likely herself, that she isn't.

HH

that all this talk about the Hirogen race, and the USS Enterprise is geek talk that I have no fucking idea about.

I'm not saying geeks ain't cool. It's just I'm used to 'heads' or 'freaks'.

Maybe I drink too goddam much.

Wanna educate an old stoner who's experiences were more Atari than Xbox?

not that there is anything wrong with that, I like prostitutes. I just find her denials about what she is/does rather amusing.

To be fair, I find the rationalizations from married "hobbyists" equally amusing. I don't judge them any more than I am judging her, but let's be honest, she is a hooker and married guys who "hobby" are cheating.

Even if the married guy has permission to see them?

Even is she is doing others as a job?

Even if the wife approves each and every lady he sees?

Even if she has been known to join in?

Even if it was her idea for him to see the ladies?

If all the above is true is it still cheating in your book?

I am just wondering not that it really matters.

You see Hirogen thinks hobbying is like hunting hot women, and he is a great hunter. So in he chose as handle a fictional race that are supposed to be great hunters in Star Trek.

Now I think hobbying is as much like hunting hot women as buying hamburger in a supermarket is to killing a wild deer with your bare hands. But we all have are delusions.

scoed

see you.  Maybe your review total will double by the end of the month?  NOT Right, 2 x 0 = 0.

"The Hirogen (pronounced /hɨˈroʊdʒɨn/) are a fictional race in the Star Trek universe."
Fascinating.  The operative word being "fictional."