Even if an enema is used, I sometimes still see significant traces of smelly brown shit on the tip. Maybe not as fully covered as this ice cream bar but I'm not exactly looking for this particular flavor of Häagen-Dazs when I'm on a nice vacation to Greece.

Ladies, we don't pay extra fees for greek just to get chocolate covered dick... along with a nice aroma after we pull out. :P


Ok, my rant is done....  
So, lets turn this into a more constructive post.

What are some great techniques to cleanse out the inner poop tube and reduce the chances of a chocolate dick?

Enema obviously doesn't take care of it fully. It may be necessary to dig into "best time of day" (after or before meal) and stuff like that.

One idea I think think of is to see the girl in the morning hours right after she pooped and pooped again with Enema, and before she has breakfast. But then each girl probably has different biological cycles so it probably wouldn't work too well.

( I guess it will be too much to ask a girl to fast 12 hours and take that same nasty cleansing stuff used right before a colonoscopy. LMAO )

But if you plan to dig in that end of the garden expect to get a lil mud on your boots!

Believe me as a provider that offers Greek I don't like it either if there is any sign of poo, but shit happens when you are fucking an ass. Enema's for the most part work great. Giving sufficient notice is also helpful. I cal alter my diet a day or two in advance. Call me last minute you take your chances.

My tip of the day: Before you enter I make sure I have a few wet wipes close at hand and before you pull out I reach back with a wipe in hand and neatly take care of the condom with the wipe. No fuss no muss

When I am on the giving end, all I ask is please guys learn to clean your butts!

You get a little shit on it. WTF? Fucking excrement. Everybody, man and woman, excretes some sort of shit out of every orifice.

Why don't you just take a roll of Saran-Wrap, cover yourself from head to toe, and THEN engage in this thing we do?

No one wants to die doing what we do. But if you're so fucking paranoid about the slightest encounter, maybe you should take up something less risky. Needlepoint comes to mind.

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Never had that issue lol but some just don't know how to clean out thoroughly. Just taking a good deuce just before doesn't always work. If a lady knows what she's doing she doesn't need 12 hrs notice but if she knows advance enough you want that yes she should definitely be mindful of what she's eating and what gives her um "kids she drops at the pool" certain consistencies if you will. I'm a provider and I feel you heavy on your rant. I also wish some guys knew about anal as much as you and don't expect you (a provider) to do greek with a 30 minute notice smh.

Best techniques mind what you eat, find a good douche/enema that works for you, take a good shit or 3 and make sure it's all out.

Posted By: mr.gross

Even if an enema is used, I sometimes still see significant traces of smelly brown shit on the tip. Maybe not as fully covered as this ice cream bar but I'm not exactly looking for this particular flavor of Häagen-Dazs when I'm on a nice vacation to Greece.

Ladies, we don't pay extra fees for greek just to get chocolate covered dick... along with a nice aroma after we pull out. :P


Ok, my rant is done....  
So, lets turn this into a more constructive post.

What are some great techniques to cleanse out the inner poop tube and reduce the chances of a chocolate dick?

Enema obviously doesn't take care of it fully. It may be necessary to dig into "best time of day" (after or before meal) and stuff like that.

One idea I think think of is to see the girl in the morning hours right after she pooped and pooped again with Enema, and before she has breakfast. But then each girl probably has different biological cycles so it probably wouldn't work too well.

( I guess it will be too much to ask a girl to fast 12 hours and take that same nasty cleansing stuff used right before a colonoscopy. LMAO )

like the one you wanted me to use last time we met? Can't believe you'd reveal our little secret  trick to the public. LMAO

molly is right.    i fast for 24 hours  (yogurt and soup only) and BM and enema 2 hours prior to being topped.    That usually does the trick, but Santorum can still appear.    one could do a full up colonoscopy prep to be more thourough, but that is most inconvenient and not practical for a provider.

comes with the territory.  now chocolate milk is the treat eh?

The secret to having a clean tube is your diet, if you eat clean non processed crap then the tube is clean. I never have done an enema and I'm always clean, so clean I can do ass to mouth. The other option is to take CLA supplements everyday they will keep you sparkling clean as well.

Sad to say but, I have more knowelege of this then I should.. Working in the colonosopy department at the hospital.. Even a good Bowel prep and a clear liquid diet for 24 to 48 hours will still Leave residue of a BM.....

Very well said Molly...

I empathize... but that is one risk that is characteristic of anal play! Having been with many women in that regard I can say with absolute certainty that EVERYONE has had a muddy experience at some point!

When you see the porn movies... they have the luxury of being professionaly edited... so you would never see any of the aformentioned mishaps. Aside from that... most porn production companies require a 24 hour hiatus from food before an anal scene and an enema just before shooting so it is well know that if you are going to play in the dirt you may very well get muddy!

It is grosse... yes... is it the end of the world... NO! My feeling is that if it bothers you that much... don't do it! Now if the lady in question happens to have a Taco Grande from Taco Bell before hand and has a full on flush of her system I can certainly understand your concern/frustration but in my experience... probably %85 - %90 of ladies I've been with in that regard have not been overly dirty but Each of them (at somepoint) left a little chilli on the ole hotdog!

Best suggestion... stay in the pink snad if you don't want to deal with a mud slide!

MY .02
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