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If your perfect provider were a car ...
nothrofboston 24 Reviews 924 reads
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If your perfect provider were a car ...

what year and model would she be. Ladies, you can do this for your perfect guy ....  

My baby might be something like a Toyota 2000 GT ... long with soft curves, low to the ground, not overly large headlights and a smallish flat rear with just a little bump. Not much excess weight.  

Nothing "Fancy", something like a "Voxx"-mobile. Catch my draft?

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_2000GT#/media/File:TOYOTA_
2000GT.jpg

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 391 reads
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2 / 28
Mine is a 2013/14 BMW 5 series because according to

(I believe) Jeremy Clarkson, men who drive BMWs are cocks 😂😂

Also because when he's idling, you never hear it but when he's ready to rev up, you can definitely feel it. Not too luxurious but more than dependable. Also, something you don't mind being seen with/i

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 301 reads
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3 / 28
Road trip! Up the list to 4 ....

gotta see women in the Carolinas. And, she's not a MILF.  
I must be slipping.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 285 reads
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4 / 28
I'm not all that, I just like my cars

And junk food and whiskeys/scotch.  

Fortunately for me I get to meet men (and select women) who share that adoration for my vices

scb19 10 Reviews 290 reads
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5 / 28
I used to see one

that is not in the area anymore that I used to refer to as my little Ferrari....she has a video on YouTube under Jenna Exotic.   The name Ferrari came about because a co-worker about my age that I share things with made the comment that now that I've been driving sports cars it's gonna be tough to go back to minivans.  and he's right...
 

Posted By: nothrofboston
what year and model would she be. Ladies, you can do this for your perfect guy ....  
   
 My baby might be something like a Toyota 2000 GT ... long with soft curves, low to the ground, not overly large headlights and a smallish flat rear with just a little bump. Not much excess weight.  
   
 Nothing "Fancy", something like a "Voxx"-mobile. Catch my draft?  
   
 https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_2000GT#/media/File:TOYOTA_  
 2000GT.jpg

CorbinCandor 371 reads
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6 / 28
Any young sexy model that's naked (or see through)


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 273 reads
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7 / 28
Sorry Charlie, but she's got to be a Harley


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 274 reads
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8 / 28
A fat boy? EOM

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donbecker54 19 Reviews 254 reads
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9 / 28
1967 Jaguar E-Type ("XKE") coupe

Long, sensuous curves, classic lines, timeless look. Voted by automobile designers in 1980 as the most beautiful car of all time, and I certainly agree.

Not the fastest car on the road, but the feeling of being in it is indescribable.  

There's nothing like a tall woman with long legs and a classic hourglass figure who gives an out-of-this-world feeling.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 327 reads
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10 / 28
Something with a room back seat for making out:



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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 260 reads
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11 / 28
Re: A fat boy? EOM

Wong on both PS. Stop smoking that Pakalolo (lucky fucker)

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 245 reads
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12 / 28
Let's say you haven't scared me away ... yet. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 335 reads
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13 / 28
I'd be old, cute, and rounded:



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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 246 reads
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14 / 28
Was gonna be my first choice. Notice the resemblance ... e


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 238 reads
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15 / 28
59? Back seat? 3/4 some in that trunk ... kneeling! e


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sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 241 reads
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16 / 28
I consider myself a Shelby cobra =e=


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FatVern 257 reads
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17 / 28
Something with a short wheel base...

and a compact interior.

SodaPop 249 reads
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18 / 28
Nope...a kiddie bike with training wheels..

But I ain't hating!!   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

fleric69 6 Reviews 286 reads
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19 / 28
Sang Noir -eom


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GaGambler 246 reads
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20 / 28
As long as she's not like a Pinto

If you recall, they have a habit of blowing up when "rear ended", not an endearing quality in a woman. lol

2236707 3 Reviews 299 reads
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21 / 28
The Borman 6 girl.


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Related Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6kf3HSSGA

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 265 reads
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22 / 28
I could be a cabriolet or Datsun 😂😂

Just barely big enough to jump puddles

Posted By: GaGambler
If you recall, they have a habit of blowing up when "rear ended", not an endearing quality in a woman. lol

some-guy 6 Reviews 253 reads
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23 / 28
My perfect provider is hobbyist + truth ...

So my car would have to keep reminding me that it can't wait for me to be done riding it. :-)

Probably complain when I filled it with cheap gas, too, come to think of it. But just overall telling me all of the truthful things that I don't really want to know because I want to experience the illusion that my car thinks I'm the most amazing driver ever.  

Because the truth would most certainly make me frown like a colon followed by an opening parenthesis.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 343 reads
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24 / 28
Here's one for you, fish; sturdy with lots of room.........


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 231 reads
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25 / 28
Yah, if my name was Rockefeller. 8o) eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 240 reads
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26 / 28
Right on! Truth and soul baby: TS! eom


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 218 reads
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27 / 28
Re: Something with a short wheel base...

Like a Shelby Cobra?

Posted By: FatVern
and a compact interior.

Alan_Nimm 250 reads
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28 / 28
My ATF is pretty close to perfect, so if she were a car

I think she'd be a 2016 Volt. Yeah, laugh if you want. But it seems to fit her. It's sleek and I think pretty stylish for a small car, it's reasonably priced but not cheap, it's dependable (unlike, say, a '67 Jag), it's comfortable (and has a back seat), it goes and goes, and it's a "green" car (she's very socially conscious).  She'd probably laugh if I told her this... which I will when I see her soon.

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