I rarely book more than an hour and honesty im usually gone within 45 minutes.  

The dates I go on we don't have much conversation. I don't like talking about myself, as I'm not that interesting of a topic. I don't like talking to a lady about her business/other clients, as I'm not at all interested. I wouldn't expect her to share much of her real life with me, and I'm certainly not interested in hearing about her fictitious life. Nor would I want to talk about the personas on this board.

I rarely see a woman more than once and spending several hours with someone I don't know seems awkward.  It's like meeting someone in the line of a supermarket and talking for hours with them. In all my years, I have only met 1 lady that could hold my attention in a meaningful conversation.  Mostly, there are generational, cultural, educational, or simply personality differences that make a mental connection impossible.  With all that, if you do happen to find a woman you 'click' with, then you should keep her number.  It's a blast to talk after good sex..

Oh, I forgot!!

At least half the stuff are things going on in our personal lives, but there's time for culture, current events, history, math and science, and then of course we can watch TV, movies, or play board games.

Sometimes they hint about going to dinner, but I don't want to sound pushy or bothersome by asking. I'm probably misreading them anyhow, since dinner would be off the clock.  

meeting removes (for me) the more superficial barriers to human interaction.

I usually use the time to talk about how courageous she is to get a totally unknown guy in her room (or out call to unknown) and then she starts telling me No...I do research..and starts telling ..you can easily know whether she is doing it or she has a Booker/boy friend...
All during this time I would like to play with her boobs or ass cheeks and kiss her...

By the way, did I ever mention names when I said we talk about stupid posters on TER?

...I just assumed that it was a girl thing.

Is white knight a racial term. The plastic knight you posted does happen to have a white face.

, then women, then providers. So, you can actually talk to us about anything that you would talk to another human about.  

and it's not just a hobby thing, it's an internet thing.  

I've had dates where for 3-4 hours it was a non-stop fuck fest..but that rarely happens. Usually on a longer date you get to fully enjoy each and every activity thoroughly.  Normally,  I love to dedicate a nice portion of each session to giving oral, but on longer dates I feel like it gives me a chance to play with my partner a little more..licking, teasing; edging for the most part.  

and it's better to be an internet tough guy than an internet dumb guy.

I get all that, and yes I know the term is from medieval times(right term?)... or as I said Camelot times, The armor could represent a visual difference, much like skin color can be used to point out difference between you and the person next to you(about to gag aren't you?)  

I guess it's tough to find someone to talk to riding on that high fucking horse of yours. Personally I can usually find common ground with most people, even those lowly types like hookers and waitresses, the people you seem to look down on.

I don't think people talk about escalade on dates, unless they are on dates with escalade.

Everything you said, plus I love giving massage whenever there's time. Why should the lady have all the fun?  

One time, I told him to fuck off!... He posted something in the subject line, and or deleted it. That was the entirety of the post.  

Look at all the Childish and utterly juvenile name calling here on this post!!!  Now imagine you are paying one of these twits $300 an hour to listen to this shit.  YES, Ladies engage in this sophomoric foolishness too.  

Who are you calling a twit sir??  

It really must suck to be paying several hundred dollars an hour to someone you can't stand to be with.

Damn Savannah you are turning me on.

And sometimes an internet smarty pants.

Not sure of how much of that is accurate..but that is a level of masochism I haven't seen since I was an angsty teenager.  

I think it's amazing how an OP can evolve into a stupid discussion or topic. reminds me of the show family. Except family is fun to watch.

but when referring to johns, hooker is the female counterpart, and when referring to providers, I use client as the male counterpart.

Why should you?  Fucking DUUUUHHHHHH!

I guess that makes sense, which is why i make it a point to be tactful and call my clients "clients" until we reach a level of comfortability in which case I call them something personalized and cute. i don't like hooker..which is something you would have known if we were friends. I suppose it's best to feel out a persons boundaries before being so vulgar. I call you client..you call me provider.. Is that what you're saying, sir?

Haters going to "Hate"

TER, especially the GD board is fuck board and much more of a coed locker room atmosphere than a church social despite some people's efforts to make it more PC.

Not at all

You sit facing each other, and twiddle your thumbs.  

and neither do people who insist on political correctness on a fuck board. I am glad to hear that is not an accurate description of you.

..is your prerogative. I've always had a natural quality to make the people around me as comfortable as possible. If whore monger makes you smile, then a whore monger you shall be sir!

That's pretty rude!  Frankly, if you want your escorts to be a "normal person", then perhaps they would simply ignore you like most other women?  

My answer was entirely sarcastic...I'm actually a provider.  

Sorry, but based upon this thread, I thought you were being serious.  Sadly, it seems like some people might be better off saving the $ and buying a blow-up doll instead.

My ATF and I talk about everything, including weird clients she has and weird hookers I've hooked up with.  When meeting a new lady for the first time, I will just casually throw out a few safe subjects and let her chat away about whatever arouses her interest.  Hehehe I said "arouses."