You use the term "anal" (twice) when talking about your "standard of clean"
Just sayin'
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I love eating pussy and have eaten some providers. Just recently I have began to wonder if the providers clean themselves after each session. I don't want to go down if it isn't clean. Same with assholes.
What does a provider do after each session. Does she just wipe off or really clean.
Do providers like it when the client wants to eat her kitty.
More importantly do you remember where you left your brain, if, of course you ever had one.
I enjoy daty on providers. But the answer to your question depends upon the individual provider.
here shower regularly, but they are still assholes. Lol
If you start DATY and it tastes like a condom, you know they did not clean inside after the last customer, but you also know he was covered. There are other possible tastes that might point you to a different conclusion, both good and bad. A co-ed shower at the beginning of the session is the most reasonable way to assuage any doubts you might have. You can both be certain that all of the places you might be putting your mouth are freshly washed. Just make sure you don't get her hair or makeup wet.
In my experience, providers usually enjoy DATY with a guy or gal who know what they are doing. Even if you are new to this activity, practice makes perfect. It's also considered polite if you are still learning to ask how they like it done. Most will happily guide you. Although they all have some same parts, sensitivity of certain areas can vary from one woman to another.
how you know what a condom tastes like?
I have eaten hundreds of pussies and never tasted anything remotely like rubber. At least that's what I assume a condom must taste like. I've tasted a few that tasted like day-old tuna fish, but...
I have gone for DATY and tasted it. The first time, I had to ask her what it was. When she told me, it made since because it smelled like a condom. Some rubbers you can't easily smell, others are pretty strong. I also had a doubles where both pussies tasted "off" and they explained it was the new condoms I kept switching out. I had one that had mixed tastes . . . . a toilet seat on a fishing boat. Lol
Is there a chance you've been fooled by a pussy-flavored condom?
I have gone for DATY and tasted it. The first time, I had to ask her what it was. When she told me, it made since because it smelled like a condom. Some rubbers you can't easily smell, others are pretty strong. I also had a doubles where both pussies tasted "off" and they explained it was the new condoms I kept switching out. I had one that had mixed tastes . . . . a toilet seat on a fishing boat. Lol
I have to ask.. do you know the taste of man cum?
You’re assuming she required the previous guy to wear a condom… pretty brave assumption based on my experiences… I barebacked with cip several providers whose website said “no bare” or words to that effect. And I know in a few cases we lost track of time, and I had to hurry out the door before her next appointment arrived.
I love daty, but my own experiences taught me to only daty if I was the very early morning Appt and she had clearly showered that morning.
but if the provider has a real life boyfriend, the best you can hope for is getting second, not first. I know, because I have been the real life boyfriend to a few providers over the years, and morning sex was always better because they had a good night's sleep and were not tired in the morning. Boyfriend sex is also not covered in most cases just like with a civvie girlfriend.
If you are asking ME (not sure, your response was positioned to Nicky) if I know what man-cum tastes like, my answer would be not that I know of, but I know what it looks like, which is good enough for me to make decisions about DATY, or not.
How many is "a few" CDL? 3, 4, 5? This is what you posted one year ago:
"...I have had over a dozen real-life relationships with Kgirls..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/about-six-years-ago------30515?page=.";
A year ago it was "over a dozen" but now it's only "a few." In only one year you seem to have forgotten several of your real-life girlfriends. I'm concerned that your memory seems to be slipping. You really should consult a doctor, old friend.
I have kissed a few girls after they took my load in their mouth but it wasn't snowballing because they'd swallowed first, so just a slight residue of my jizz. But I have never, ever experienced the taste of someone else's cum from a girl's pussy. Perhaps that's because I only saw low-volume women, very few of whom offered BBFS.
As for your experience, like CDL I have long pooh-poohed the idea that morning sex means anything other than that you were eating her BF's jizz.
Fortunately I have never experienced DATY with any lady who didn't taste and smell very clean, fresh and delicious.
I have no problem eating a provider's pussy, but I don't dive in with abandon. I generally finger the clit a bit and smell my finger. If digital insertion is allowed, I smell after doing so. If it seems good, I slowly lick my way toward the twat tasting the tummy, taint and thighs. If still good and no indication of her resistance, I tongue her clit. Seldom do i tongue fuck her unless she really seems into it or asks for it. Most women get turned on more by me giving the man in the boat a good tongue lashing than by bobbing for apples.
Are DATY and DATO interchangeable here?
Not really. On the newbie board you can find a list of acronyms often used. Or from the wisdom of 2 1/2 Men, there's about an inch of different there.
Thanks,
I'm well aware of the difference! I meant do the same rules apply, as described in the thread.
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Not interchangeable. An inch is about right, give or take 3/4 of an inch. The perineum makes all the difference regarding DATY and DATO. On a man, it is sometimes referred to as the ABC, or Ass Ball Connector. This seems to serve no other purpose than to house the prostrate and keep farts from blowing dingleberries on our balls. The perineum of a woman is of far greater import and is a sight to behold. It ain't pussy and 't ain't butthole. It is just taint. And yet, it is a small patch of wonderment as important to nutrition as it is to foreplay.
The length of the female perineum plays a role in both the survival of the species and sexual satisfaction. Regarding the latter, a short taint can result in simultaneous DATY and DATO. This is sometimes referred to as overbite and is characterized by a taste of shit when eating pussy. Overbite is seldom enjoyed by either party. A long tongue can also produce overbite. People that dislike DATO but like DATY can be turned off. Worse yet, mixing ass-play and pussy-play can result in a vaginal yeast infection and other health issues. It may be best to match taint length and tongue length when possible. In general, her taint should be about one and a half times the length of her partner's tongue. Match-making sites seldom take this into consideration. And most couples can find ways to work around an overbite issue.
From a survival aspect, a human's first exposure to microbes happens when exiting the birth canal. At birth, there is a lack of stomach acid to block these microbes from reaching the intestines. This is the first introduction to probiotics that will eventually populate the digestive tract for life. Within a few weeks, our stomach acid levels become high enough to block most microbes, both good and bad. A short taint is thus crucial to digestive health later in life. Studies have shown that persons born by Cesarean Section have a higher incidence of digestive problems in life than others. In a similar scenario, cows have very long taints. A newborn calf must be exposed to the mother's microbiome from the ground on which she stands or her utters within hours or it will soon die of malnutrition regardless of other means of providing milk. Dairy farmers do not clean and sanitize a breeder cow's utters as they do the milking cows' utters for this reason.
He is going to assume it was SpellCorrect that led you to use "prostrate" (lying stretched out on the ground) when you should have used "prostate" (the male gland that produces part of semen and regulates ejaculation). Conan assumes this because the rest of your post is so well-written.
WTF, that was excellent. And fascinating timing for me...Freakishly fascinating timing: A regular I keep in touch with came to town yesterday after a half year and contacted me. Today was her first day "open for business," but she invited me over last night. I sensed a rare opportunity. After firming our plans to meet, I sent her this text: "Special request: Don't take a shower, I like you the way you are." It was a text in the vain of the famous love note that Alexander the Great sent ahead to his lover Josephine (paraphrasing): "Please don't bathe for three days prior to my expected return."
When I went down on her, it was clear she had granted my request. It was salty, fragrant, and DELISCIOUS. There's a direct link between my olfactory organs and my dick organ, and at first whiff I became rock hard. That she had a bush to capture the affect just added to the pleasure, and I licked it clean as well. I was, literally, like an animal, and felt like one, the way I was licking her thing and everything around it. And despite the length of her "taint," which required more than the usual additional bending of a woman's waist to reach her asshole, DATO was served! This whole thing was a pleasure I have rarely gotten to experience in my life, fewer than a handful of times.
"Where there's accounting for intellect, there's no accounting for taste." A quote of Oliver Wendell Holmes' (as it was told to me) in response to a reporter catching him leaving an establishment not commonly associated with a man of his intellect and stature, especially in that era.
As I said, the timing of my reading this post, this oddly clinical post about a woman's anatomy from a man's prurient interests perspective, is one of those things that make you have to ask, coincidence? It's not even like I was reading every reply in the thread.
You wouldn't have gone blind at such a young age.
The name is Blind, pronounce Blɪnd as in 'sin': Blind T. Iger.
And I'm old, probably older that you. (I won't say anything about my blindness since birth. I mean, how could you have known my parents would name me with a play on words.)
come-backs I've seen on these boards. Kudos.
However, there is no one named Blind T. Iger in the US, but I still like it. LOL
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I share your passion, and avoid non-GFE women like the plague.
For cleanliness, I rely on recent TER reviews and having regulars. i like regulars because we've already established trust, which makes the sex much better! Alternately, my regulars will sometimes refer me to one of their friends. This provides variety, plus I know I won't be disappointed. One of them describes this as "lending" me to her friends! I get a kick out of that!
Rock on!
this question, I'm pretty sure you'd get 100 very slightly different answers.
Two things I'm sure of:
1. Every woman will believe that she is CLEAN, and will be insulted (at least a bit) if you ask or imply otherwise;
2. She probably IS clean, and you are just caught up in your own head and worries.
Yes, I've encountered a few odors that have turned me away. But these are minor exceptions to the overwhelming rule.
I even posted thank you to all the fine gents who love DATY. Not all providers see clients back to back. I would definitely hope they clean themselves. My pussy is prestigious & is very clean.
You are truly a goddess, and should be treated as such!
In my dreams!
I believe that every woman's standard of clean are completely different. I'm very anal about my standard of clean and I douche every day, have oils for my pussy that I use in my douche and have a female bar cleanse soap as well as a foam wash. That's just my anal-retentive personality.
But I also Don't Fuck Every Day I cater to the gentleman that Love ball stomping and prostate massages and generally want to get to know a woman before they stick their Cock inside of them.
Doctors recommend not douching. In fact, douching removes some of the normal bacteria in the vagina that protect you from infection. This can actually increase your risk of getting STIs, including HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
I've heard it all. But I'm also somebody who eats sea moss and buys particular blends and oils for my PH balance that I use in my personal douche with distilled water. Each woman is different. My blends and douche isn't store bought and one you buy at a Walgreens its something I blend for my Ph balance at home. I know what works for me. 
but that's just me. Every woman is different. It just depends on how each women takes care of herself and her body and know what does and doesn't work for them. I'm bi and I'd have to say most men and women have a preference and know what works best for their body and what doesn't. I tend to ask questions too, If you ever go to IV nutrition and Do a Full Blood Panel, the give you some wonderful directions on way to integrate full body health with full supplements and Tinctures created for you specifically.
You use the term "anal" (twice) when talking about your "standard of clean"
Just sayin'
2023 = 28
...as well as providers returning the favor and have only run into rank pussy twice in my life. Both times it was with strippers. I'd like to think most providers take some pride in their hygiene and would ensure that they were clean and fresh down below for each customer.
MORE than your share of pussy, and it's about time you started sharing. Lol
Hello Fellow Members of the Ancient and Honorable Society of Muff Divers!
May I relate a tale of woe?
Back in the day, freshman year of college, to be exact, I was head-over-heels with a beautiful southern bell. She came from a good family and exhibited high-class behavior in every way.
Problem #1: Her vagina absolutely stunk! I cannot put it any other way. I'm talking deep, dark dank and rank rotted fish bad.
Problem #2: SHE LOVED DATY!! To this day, I remember her grabbing my hair and pulling my face down to her fetid area. She did this frequently with a lusty laugh, announcing "Get to work!!" As a gentleman, I exercised every lick I could muster (without passing out!). I dreaded seeing her her hitch up her skirt and put her feet up on the table, as I knew what was coming!
It made no difference if she was straight out of the shower. She saw the gynecologist regularly.
Other than this, she was a great girlfriend
Bottom Line: I just took this as fulfilling my manly obligation, and performed dutifully until we separated as friends several years later. Sometimes,when it's low tide and the wind is just right, I am reminded of my lost love!
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE!
EMAN2K
In the category of Most Moronic Post in TER!
Congratulations folks, plus all 5 CDL aliases.
May i suggest we move in discussing the accuracy of the statement
“Who ever smelt it dealt it”
True or not?
And then we can move onto deeper stuff like.
“What should CDL do about all the providers he sees that full MADLY in love with him?”
God Bless you one and all.
Women I’ve gone down on in my P4P career, I can recall maybe 6 where I had to stop after the first lick or two due to olfactory or gustatory displeasure. I noticed that most seemed to be those who traveled a good distance to meet me—perhaps a lot of time sitting in a hot car? Interestingly enough, the last was with a 20-something provider who I think left the bar to come see me; she probably should have stopped at home first.
I don’t know the answer to OP’s question about what most ladies do to freshen up, but my experience is that the overwhelming majority take this part of their job seriously.
Given my deep fondness for DATY (there’s a lady I see periodically solely and exclusively to DATY her), a date without DATY is not a date at all. Thank you to every provider who’s allowed me to indulge my greed, and to all the women who’ve allowed me to indulge my voyeurism by watching them DATY each other. Is this a great country or what!
Well, I guess its time for me to jump into this string.
I for one love DATY. Its my favorite thing. Heightens all five senses. smelling her lightly perfumed torso as I drop to my knees, hearing her gently moan as it starts to take effect; seeing her tense up as she gets ready to climax; feeling her legs wrap around my head; and then finally tasting that sweetness. Who can legitimately deny that that is not the greatest thing? And then doing it all over again.
In all the years I've been practicing I have only had one bad experience where I had to stop right after I started. Best way is to read the reviews, do your research, and choose wisely.
accurate description of the rush DATY-lovers experience.
When I'm in shape, I can DATY for hours.
It is amazing when you find a provider who can come over-and-over-and-over! With their consent, I will make them orgasm until they collapse. Once a crazed woman attacked me in a frenzy. I loved it!
Another time, I had so much fun that I sought a follow-up appointment the next day. When I called, the recipient angrily yelled at me, saying her vagina really hurt from coming too hard, and she couldn't work that day! Her exact words, spoken with Brazilian accent," were: "My little vagina cannot take it." She did say, however, she would permit DATO!
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I love DATY but given the explosion (pun intended) of BBFS out there, I don't think a provider can get all the swimmers out before the next client begins.
On a related note, it seems to me that BBFS is much more prevalent than ever in NYC. I was recently in the Bay Area and literally every AMP girl out there lets you go bare. What gives?
...as far as I have heard, most are using PREP as a magic bullet but as far as I know, supposedly prevents or substantially reduces the chance of infection from HIV/Aids. There's a pretty damn long list of curable AND still incurable diseases out there for which does nothing to mitigate. Hep, gonnerh, Syph.....
You are totally correct, Sir.
A provider friend will not mention she takes PrEP because clients then expect BBFS.
As you allude, there are drug-resistant STIs out there I don't want. Gonorrhea, for one! If syphilis becomes drug-resistant, some of us will be doomed to a long and painful death.
If a provider allows BBFS, she is living dangerously.
Stay safe out there!
from a provider are treatable with standard antibiotics. I've caught four STI's in the past 16 years from providers and just put myself on the bench for two weeks and took the meds. Problem solved and back to the action.