El Vaquero (The Mexican Cowboy) and his Chihuahua,
> Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and
> both are soon asleep.

> Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful friend.

> "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

> Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."

> "What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero.

> Chilito ponders for a minute.

> "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three.

> Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.

> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

> What does it tell you, senor?"

> El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says,

> "Chilito, you pendejo (dumb ass in english). Someone has stolen our tent!"

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Mara

Pretty funny man!
Keep em' coming, I'm about to pee my pants, you guys are way too darn funny!!
Cheers man!