Smokinhot had the worst night ever.  It all started with a nice seemingly innocent, leftover cedar plank salmon with rice, a couple glasses of Shiraz, topped off with two fluffy lemon yogurts.

Then another glass of wine, It was right about here where this giant gas bubble formed in from my belly to my chest.

I thought my chest was going to explode and that I would die of a heart attack.  My friend told me to go and make myself barf but
I was too scared of the pressure in my chest.
I really thought my heart would explode!

Has this ever happened to you? Angina so bad you think your going to die!

Well you know how much better things can get when one panics.
Yep, it got worse.
My friend and neighbor took one look at me and
said, Angina my friend, its Angina, you have an upset stomach of gastronomic proportion..
What did you eat?

So I fessed up.
My friend laughed gave me some pepto, water and placed a heating pad on my stomach, because i started to get the chills and went home.

HEY THANKS NEIGHBOR!!

After a couple hours lying there, sure I would die at times just wishing I would, so I didn't feel so horrid.
I quickly retracted my dying wish statement, so as not, to put a POX upon myself, I Farted and Burped of seismic proportion!
Don't even get me started with the after shocks.

By then the only other living soul in the house was the dog, she just picked her head up, gazed over at me, with a look of pride and barked. I am sure she was saying, QUALITY!

Or maybe it was HOLY SHIT, Don't put that in my food bowl.

Yep, gross I know. I am not usually the gassy type but what are you gonna do huh? Even pretty girls need to fart to feel better sometimes. :0)  

So cut a sista some slack for sharing.

Lucky for me, maddy does not have any friends to see today or tomorrow, by Wednesday in Florida, all systems should be back to normal.

Moral of the Story,

Remember when stories had morals?

Don't eat Fish, red wine and lemon yogurt all in the same hour!
and don't even think about speaking Greek the next day.

HA LOL
got cha
made you laugh
I know I did!

Smokinhot knee slappin
sexymaddy

CARE TO SHARE ONE OF YOUR WORST GASTRONOMIC REACTIONS?  It would make Madeline feel so much better if she knew she was all not alone in this gassy cloud of embarrASSment..

Suddenly I feel like a walk.

lol.....

Sounds like a case food poisoning from any one of the items you ate...probably the salmon.
Same thing happened to my daughter when we were on vacation in Rome. Symptoms sound the same and she ate salmon that night.

White wine with fish.

You're having a gall bladder attack.  See a GI Doc and tell him the symptoms.   Classic.

H. E double L L no I am not seeing a dr.
I am better now took about two days and I have not touched red wine since.

I am not a shiraz drinker and I know it does not go with fish.

LOL thank you for your concern.

have a great day.
maddy