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My rant for the day... providers that don't do the simple things!
tna_handyandy 57 Reviews 2059 reads
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1 / 56

I am shocked and often disappointed about the lack of thought that most providers seem to have in regard to the sessions/service that they provide.

First, how about some atmosphere? Mood lighting, maybe a candle or two, music, turn off the TV, and for god's sake turn off your cell phone.  These simple details really reflect on a provider; does she want to provide an erotic experience or is she simply there for a wham-bam-thankyou-ma'am? I'm not sure which I hate more - the damn TV or her answering the phone while she's in cowgirl.

Secondly, many providers do no teasing/seduction/intimacy.  How about a hug and kiss hello? How about "can I take your coat?" Or instead of stripping in two seconds flat how about we undress each other one piece of clothing at a time. And instead of just grabbing my johnson and going to town like you can't wait to get things over with, please, let's have some caressing or warm up, really, even if just for 2-3 minutes (that's enough foreplay for us isn't it, guys? 2-3 minutes? sounds 'bout right). Rub your fingers through my hair, kiss my thighs, grab my butt. Bring your breasts to my face/mouth. Something.  My last provider did such things and it made a big difference for me when considering whether or not to repeat with her. She sucked my nipples, caressed my balls, and used her long locks of hair to gentley tickle my face, chest, arms, and legs. It was totally hot! And, as far as clock-watching goes, these erotic gestures on her part really made no dent in our scheduled time together.

That's it. My thoughts. This post is probably too long for most of you to read but at least I said my peace. Providers, please use some simple, simple, erotic common sense.

Happy pooning to you all and stay safe! HandyAndy

CincinnatiGuy 2 Reviews 973 reads
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rusty6721 6 Reviews 913 reads
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3 / 56

I would think the burden is on you to set the atmosphere by putting her at ease.If you could do that,then those 'little things' from her might appear.Seems to me from my experience.

missymore See my TER Reviews 994 reads
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4 / 56
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 834 reads
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5 / 56

i will have to recommend to the ladies to hire a concierge to ascertain each of her client's individual quirky needs..i am sure they will agree in order to maintain the proper atmosphere needed for their highly sophisticated clientele..

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 973 reads
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6 / 56

How exactly is each lady supposed to 'magically' know exactly how each gent wants to be approached the instant he walks in the door?  

Some guys enjoy seduction, others want to be bustin' furniture before the door even closes.

Short of YOU communicating what you prefer, how is SHE supposed to know?

Dr Who revived 666 reads
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7 / 56

And read a review on the hooker you want to see.

Pretty simple.

Go and look at the gals you've seen...there is a common denominator.  

Posted By: tna_handyandy
I am shocked and often disappointed about the lack of thought that most providers seem to have in regard to the sessions/service that they provide.

First, how about some atmosphere? Mood lighting, maybe a candle or two, music, turn off the TV, and for god's sake turn off your cell phone.  These simple details really reflect on a provider; does she want to provide an erotic experience or is she simply there for a wham-bam-thankyou-ma'am? I'm not sure which I hate more - the damn TV or her answering the phone while she's in cowgirl.

Secondly, many providers do no teasing/seduction/intimacy.  How about a hug and kiss hello? How about "can I take your coat?" Or instead of stripping in two seconds flat how about we undress each other one piece of clothing at a time. And instead of just grabbing my johnson and going to town like you can't wait to get things over with, please, let's have some caressing or warm up, really, even if just for 2-3 minutes (that's enough foreplay for us isn't it, guys? 2-3 minutes? sounds 'bout right). Rub your fingers through my hair, kiss my thighs, grab my butt. Bring your breasts to my face/mouth. Something.  My last provider did such things and it made a big difference for me when considering whether or not to repeat with her. She sucked my nipples, caressed my balls, and used her long locks of hair to gentley tickle my face, chest, arms, and legs. It was totally hot! And, as far as clock-watching goes, these erotic gestures on her part really made no dent in our scheduled time together.

That's it. My thoughts. This post is probably too long for most of you to read but at least I said my peace. Providers, please use some simple, simple, erotic common sense.

Happy pooning to you all and stay safe! HandyAndy
-- Modified on 3/16/2013 6:48:14 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 612 reads
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8 / 56
Dr Who revived 782 reads
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9 / 56

Maybe they can ask for Federal funds to do an in-depth investigation?

Panthera12 752 reads
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10 / 56

That way I will know who to stay away from. I appreciate a warrior in the trenches and the guy who will TOFTT.

That being said, you need to step up your game. You are no longer a newbie and it's time to stop some of the bargain hunting. It may mean hobbying less, quality over quantity. Avoid the 1/2 hour appointments and you won't get groped and rushed out as much, lol.

Still, even the $400 providers sometimes go aloof and do stupid shit, but it can be minimized.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 741 reads
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11 / 56
perfectstorm 19 Reviews 660 reads
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12 / 56

The only thing good to come out of Ohio is BadCollegeGirl, and she can't wait to leave that place!
We have serp, ridge, cincy, and a bunch of others on this board from Ohio who definitely have some issues. And I swear everyone I have met in "real life" from Ohio (and this includes some family members) are odd.
:D

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 786 reads
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13 / 56

The dude is just seeing lower end providers and is getting rushed...

That's all..

Advice to OP... Raise your standards and you will get what you are looking for. Raising standards means more money....Spend more money on hookers...

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 742 reads
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14 / 56
sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 745 reads
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15 / 56

thats standard for many of us.
Candles, mood setting senual seduction you are seeing the wrong Ladies you are picking them so its on you...

clarence37 37 Reviews 618 reads
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17 / 56

but you certainly are not handy.

You can't be fucking serious, you are cruising backpage and your top dollar is 100 beans for 30 minutes. You've reviewed some chicks that are charging 60, 80 bucks per hour. you are hiring girls who have no reviews, or have several BAD reviews, and expecting candlelight and mood music? Please.

Your last four dates had 0 reviews, 0 reviews, 1 review, 1 review. you paid 100/30, 110/30, 120/30, 60/60 (!!). You rated them 5/5, 7/2, 7/7, 5/5. Hell, with one 7/7 in that bunch, you are ahead of the game! In fact, that 7/7 is the highest score you've ever given. After 13 tries, wouldn't you want to try something different?

Apparently not. Deenameeka got a 3/2 from you. She has no other reviews, and her website is gone (BP, right?) Katie also got a 3/2, she's on Back Page with no other reviews - but 140 beans for 60 minutes, top dollar for you! And then there is Amee/Chrissa/Mandy, who had six terrible reviews before you gave her a 6/2. I wish I could say it was your first review and you didn't know how to use TER yet, but predictably, I can't.

Now, you know what? I just did a quick search for the Cleveland area with only a minimum average score of 7.5 ( a nice big jump from your average of 6/4.5) and a maximum price of 250, and I got seven pages of reviews, almost three of them only going back as far as 2012.

Providers with good reviews are available aplenty in your area. If you want to shop at the dollar store and expect quality workmanship, you are a fool.

-- Modified on 3/16/2013 8:43:04 PM

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 698 reads
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18 / 56

Obviously the lower end providers are not going to really care about atmosphere and all those little things, and that's obviously the OP's issue. But there are a lot of guys who see high end providers that don't give 2 shits about candles and mood lighting and all that stuff either. And there are guys who want to walk in the door and DFK and get naked instantly. My point is everyone is different and not all guys want the same session. This OP is another one of those "one size fits all" dudes who thinks everybody should hobby the way he does. A lady can't read the guy's mind as to what he wants was my point. (and I believe EC's as well)


-- Modified on 3/16/2013 4:52:15 PM

inicky46 61 Reviews 665 reads
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19 / 56

Wants true GFE at MickeyD prices.  Hint: you get what you pay for.

swingsbothways 674 reads
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20 / 56

these ladies might have children.  They HAVE to leave the phone on incase there is a problem.

no_email 3 Reviews 768 reads
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21 / 56

or do you dismount?


I don't think the word "Lady" describes who the OP is seeing.

clarence37 37 Reviews 707 reads
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22 / 56

and she was sitting on me, facing me, and I was harder than usual, she looked good and I was having a good time, and her phone rang.. and she gave me an apologetic look, and I found it kind of funny and kind of hot... she tried to reach for it, and it was JUST out of her reach... she's trying to lean farther and farther without having me slip out :-) She snagged it just before it went off, and she started talking (she covers the phone and mouths "It's my sister" (who I know is also a hooker). So she says "I'm busy" and I can hear the sister say "where is everybody?" (?) and my girl snaps "I TOLD you, I'm BUSY!!". Meanwhile, I'm thrusting up at her every time she tries to talk and she's giving out little grunts and moans :-) So sis says "well geez..." and my girl hangs up on her. So I said "now, you owe me!" and she said " but you said I could answer it!" and I just flipped her and pushed her face into the pillows and fucked her in the ass.

God damn, that was hot :-) That's my number one spank reel these days.

swingsbothways 702 reads
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23 / 56

If she is in the throes of 1 of her 10 Big "O's" it would be rude to the caller for the provider to answer.  But if she is just waiting for the client to bust a nut, answer away.  



swingsbothways 761 reads
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24 / 56

perpetrating a tan??  Sorry!!  The lyrics to "Bust A Move" were the first thing that popped in my head when I read the post title.  Let me just say, it's all class around here. : )

Since you have confessed, I will as well.  I once continued giving my partner a hand-job while talking a call.  In my defense, at least I stopped sucking his balls.  

And next time try sliding your finger in her ass WHILE she taking the call.  Would be fun to test her concentration skills.

StraightCountry 3 Reviews 739 reads
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25 / 56

And that's cheap beer at that.  Dude, you get what you pay for.  If you want a provider with class they are pretty easy to find on here.  Otherwise be happy with what you get since that is your choice and you are the only one you can blame for it.

StraightCountry 3 Reviews 868 reads
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27 / 56

I tried to come up with a good car reference but drew a blank.  I've always been of the thinking "you get what you pay for".   The OP wants a Ferrari on a Ford escort budget.  Sorry, that's the last one, I promise.


AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 603 reads
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28 / 56

I gots your back CPA, but the drinks are on you. BTW the hot tub is at your house... fuck the snow. :D

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Maybe they can ask for Federal funds to do an in-depth investigation?

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 643 reads
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29 / 56

Give me my meat or suffer MR Bpm... you might want to share for your best interests bwaaaaaaaaaaa. You make me want to S&M you :P

sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 724 reads
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30 / 56
EGlide 63 Reviews 726 reads
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31 / 56

Wow
you get what you pay for

The-Sage-of-Hobbying 737 reads
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32 / 56

She should have a simple default/baseline that she operates from.

I see nothing wrong with that default being what the original poster wrote about. If the guy is just into "bustin' furniture" then she'll pick up on that quickly. If he isn't, she's set the atmosphere quite well by doing little things in the room or in her techniques. There is enough info out there are what those "little things" can be.

So it comes down to what her default is, not her mind-reading ability. To the original poster's point, I too have noticed the donation amount (especially when higher) doesn't always translate in NYC to the "little things" being done.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 658 reads
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 793 reads
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34 / 56

We obviously agree what OP's issue is.  He needs to see higher end girls period... You bring in another dimension in the debate. The fact that even higher end girls sometimes don't give two shits about lighting and mood. You are right, but if he sees higher end girls, he has more likelihood of getting what he is looking for even without asking for it... With BP skanks, he has next to no chance of getting all the other amenities....

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 709 reads
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35 / 56


But there exists a lynch mob mentality among some that is quite lacking in such sensibility. ;-) Since they've not come out in force for your blood, it would seem gents are immune but heaven forbid a lady make a similar statement....

xo

glowerlord 7 Reviews 771 reads
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36 / 56

I agree with the problem of ladies stripping down too fast. Even higher-end providers.

I don't talk over the phone or via email about what I like. I don't know how many times I have seen a lady, she invites me in, says I'll be right back, they leaves and comes back naked or in panties, right off the bat...BEFORE we've had a chance to chat a bit.

I hate that!

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 748 reads
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37 / 56

I didn't take the time to research the guy, or his reviews, before making the silly comment about mind reading.  It's clear (now) that his issue is beyond the scope of his post. ;-)

To your point (and others), YES, there is such a thing as using your 'human' abilities to read a situation and adjust accordingly.**  YES, there is something of a baseline for ladies' behavior when it comes to the niceties.  Since I tend to view dates as... dates (que shock and awe, disbelief and verbal dismemberment).... it's only natural to me that there be some seduction and basic care/consideration for  each other involved.  

Silly me had thought these were a given and didn't beg for enumeration.  Seems I was wrong...  Mea culpa.



**Discussion need not be explicit to adequately convey your given mood.  Something as simple as "I find myself to be somewhat more energetic than most ladies I meet" or "I enjoy getting to know a person" will tell all but the most dense what mood you are after.  If I can discern your mood beforehand, then everything from the music, to the lighting, to the particular outfit request is modeled on this knowledge**

WondersOfTheWrld 764 reads
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38 / 56

It's unwise to come on a mostly middle to upper class forum and insult the middle of the road women that the middle of the road men like to see by saying they're on the lower end of the spectrum. That's common sense and quite subjective. Lots of us would say lower end is streetwalker status, which is what you implied about ladies asking for $2500/overnight.

It might suit you to find a forum with high end clientele and escorts to discuss how the rest of us are on the low end instead of creating drama for yourself by stating that on our low end forum. Otherwise if you do that here, don't act surprised that you get called out for doing so.

**Common sense does not correlate with rates.**

-- Modified on 3/17/2013 12:04:38 PM

ShellyReed See my TER Reviews 720 reads
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nahtynikkey See my TER Reviews 628 reads
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40 / 56

Not necessarily. There are ways to set you phone so ONLY certain phone calls will actually cause the phone to ring... all other calls will still be on silent.

Posted By: swingsbothways
these ladies might have children.  They HAVE to leave the phone on incase there is a problem.  

WondersOfTheWrld 625 reads
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END OF MESSAGE

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 620 reads
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WotW, I have no personal beef with you (or most anyone, lol) and its unfortunate that you have been suckered by the kitty-litter slingers.  

There was no condescension or insult to anyone in my post on the other board; it was a simple statement of fact based on a quick search criteria that the OP stated.  Yes, the lines can be drawn for "low", "middle" and "high" anywhere anyone wants and based on that OPs own criteria, the proverbial shoe fit.  Never once did I say ladies in ANY spectrum were "bad" - that was the verbiage and tone of the lynch mob and quite different from how I feel AND how I communicate to anyone who actually cares to read the WORDS I use and not place their own projected opinions into my 'mouth'.  To attribute such things to me takes quite a feat of twisting words and creating fiction.

People who find themselves offended at simple statements of fact (not even an opinion, just a basic data search result) and then attempt to blame shift the feeling onto another and castigate that person for their wounded egos... well, you never can win with them, can you? ;-) It was never about me to begin with.  I've simply become something along the lines of a scapegoat for their self-loathing projections.  YOU, of all people, should know how ridiculous that is.  And my refusal to kowtow to the board bullies only further antagonizes them.  See how they can't help but bring my name up over and over and purposefully misquote me?  It's their fun little game, and they do it well.  This is just my rare opportunity to sit still long enough to be entertained by their machinations and watch them dance, whoot and holler.  

Am I worried about it affecting my business, reputation, bottom line, etc?  lol Not in the least!  Those who "get it" ... get it and see through their garbage.  Those who don't/can't/won't... were never my audience to begin with. ;-) Funny thing, while all this was going on I just secured another trip to Mexico!  ROFL  

xo

CincinnatiGuy 2 Reviews 689 reads
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43 / 56

I saw your pic and "Rocky Mountain High" went through my mind. :-D

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 229 reads
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Dr Who revived 627 reads
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You do know that he insists on BBFS...but I guess there's a reason for everything...if you know what I mean  LOL

Yea...not condescending but you had to throw more shit on the shit storm YOU created.  Some of us actually respected you and how you conducted yourself at one point a few years back.

But now...you've become the antithesis of what you claimed to be.  Ironic in a way.

How in the hell do you have time to run not ONE..but TWO Fortune 500 companies.  You are clearly the most amazing bullshitter these boards have ever seen.  And now that business has taken a turn south (Mexico...LOL), you're incessant ads promoting yourself is simply a sad state of affairs.

Go and read your bullshit from nearly three years ago...then sober up and read your drivel now.  You are one pathetic desperate hooker trying to maintain an image that has tarnished. Maybe you need to look in the mirror and ask why that is the case.

And to continue to blabber that your audience isn't here...who the fuck are you joking?  Yep..those couple of saps that don't know better.  But even those schmoes are catching up to you.  

Don't you have some SEC forms to fill out?  Are you on the next NASA mission as well?  And still have time to be an average hooker in the big world of hookers.  Let me know when you finally get a real buck for your GPS.  Until then you're just another gal hooking on TER.  

Get the fuck over yourself  :(

Posted By: EdrienneCole
WotW, I have no personal beef with you (or most anyone, lol) and its unfortunate that you have been suckered by the kitty-litter slingers.  

There was no condescension or insult to anyone in my post on the other board; it was a simple statement of fact based on a quick search criteria that the OP stated.  Yes, the lines can be drawn for "low", "middle" and "high" anywhere anyone wants and based on that OPs own criteria, the proverbial shoe fit.  Never once did I say ladies in ANY spectrum were "bad" - that was the verbiage and tone of the lynch mob and quite different from how I feel AND how I communicate to anyone who actually cares to read the WORDS I use and not place their own projected opinions into my 'mouth'.  To attribute such things to me takes quite a feat of twisting words and creating fiction.

People who find themselves offended at simple statements of fact (not even an opinion, just a basic data search result) and then attempt to blame shift the feeling onto another and castigate that person for their wounded egos... well, you never can win with them, can you? ;-) It was never about me to begin with.  I've simply become something along the lines of a scapegoat for their self-loathing projections.  YOU, of all people, should know how ridiculous that is.  And my refusal to kowtow to the board bullies only further antagonizes them.  See how they can't help but bring my name up over and over and purposefully misquote me?  It's their fun little game, and they do it well.  This is just my rare opportunity to sit still long enough to be entertained by their machinations and watch them dance, whoot and holler.  

Am I worried about it affecting my business, reputation, bottom line, etc?  lol Not in the least!  Those who "get it" ... get it and see through their garbage.  Those who don't/can't/won't... were never my audience to begin with. ;-) Funny thing, while all this was going on I just secured another trip to Mexico!  ROFL  

xo
-- Modified on 3/17/2013 3:44:35 PM

WondersOfTheWrld 745 reads
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47 / 56

interpret your words. Maybe instead of referring to the ladies as being in the shallow lower end of the spectrum, your comments would be better received by saying there are a lot of lovely ladies in his budget....we can all decide if they're low end, low budget...at the bottom of the barrel is how your comments came off. If those weren't your intentions, I hope they're better communicated in the future.

Enjoy Mexico.

EdrienneCole See my TER Reviews 742 reads
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49 / 56

For how my audience will take what I say.  I guess you might be missing the fact that MY audience already DOES get what I say; it's the bullies, the perpetually offended, the lynch mobbers, etc who like to purposefully twist and misrepresent the WORDS I use who just don't get it.... and they likely never will. ;-)  

Again, when mentioning the "shallow end", I was referring quite clearly to the FINANCIAL pool - NOT the value of a person or the service they provide or those whose means that represents.  This is where people learning not to be offended by stats and learning to somehow stop projecting onto others their own feelings of *something* would be helpful.  

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being in the shallow end of the financial pool!  Walmart has made gazillions marketing to the lowest common denominator (we've all seen the Ladies of Walmart calendars) and hell, *I* shop there! lol  People who can clearly afford (if they wish) to shop higher brands still choose to shop at Walmart.  Its not rocket science and it doesn't make one person better/worse than another (which is what is trying to be said of me).  

I have a friend who teases me mercilessly because of the car I drive, bag I carry and sunglasses I prefer.... and I go to Walmart in my bunny slippers an PJs. Why? Because I can!  lol  It's a hoot.  And the fact that I do shop at Walmart means that driving that car, carrying that bag and wearing those sunglasses is much more feasible than if I were to do otherwise.  

Do I get offended if someone calls me a "Walmarter"?  No.  It's true.  Why would I get offended?  Because I *make up* they are likening me to the calendar ladies?  They didn't say so, but if *I* create that connection in my mind, should I blame them for *calling* me a Walmart calendar girl?  How ridiculous is that?!  Yet that's what we see happening here...  Even if they straight up called me a Walmart calendar girl, does that make it true?  No.  So what do I care if they want to blow hot air and say silly things? Why am I going to waste my energy getting offended at something so patently ridiculous?  Sure, I'll shake my head and roll my eyes at their silliness but that's about the extent of it. ;-)

It's a multi-faceted world we live in and there's someone for everyone.  Ain't it a blessing?!  But you just can't get a McLarenSLR for the price of a Camry.  Camry's are awesome cars and will probably last longer, get better mileage, etc etc etc than a McLaren.  But facts are facts and you simply can't buy a McLaren if your budget is Camry sized!  It's not personal to either car or owner.

Why so many people have their panties in a wad over something I never said or implied is just baffling.... but it's what they do so let them have at it.

And now, it's dinnertime!  Do enjoy yourselves for a bit without me! ;-)
xo

WondersOfTheWrld 740 reads
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50 / 56

and other positions in which communication is critical.

I get that appealing to the masses here isn't your concern, so no worries or need to converse with us further, but I assure you just because someone doesnt understand what you're trying to communicate doesnt mean they're a bully, perpetually offended or the lynch mob....I wish I could use those excuses in my outside work anytime I didn't communicate effectively.

Dinner was good, light sushi.....perfect......without thinking of you like always.

-- Modified on 3/17/2013 4:08:52 PM

Dr Who revived 722 reads
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Did you miss the part where EC has run TWO Fortune 500 companies?  Impressive to say the least  LOL

I would go into more details...but my space shuttle is awaiting my instructions on how to dock with MIR.  I built MIR from the ground up.  Actually I started NASA.  Actually I invented the internet...don't believe that it was Al Gore...it was ME...Because I said so  LOL

Glad dinner was good for you.  Did EC invent sushi as well?  Nope...I did  LOL

Now off to guide GE, HP, and three other Fortune 500 companies who need help in finding hookers.

It's a tough job...dammit...someones got to do it  :D

Posted By: WondersOfTheWrld
and other positions in which communication is critical.
I get that appealing to the masses here isn't your concern, so no worries or need to converse with us firther, but I assure you just because someone doesnt understand what you're trying to communicate doesnt mean they're a bully, perpetually offended or the lynch mob....I wish I could use those excuses in my outside work anytime I didn't communicate myself effectively.
Dinner was good, light sushi.....perfect......without you like always.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 656 reads
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53 / 56

Just look at his reviwe history! it is pretty obvious why he has bad luck receiving those things! You actually expect the ladies he is seeing to offer that? It`s not that they lack common decency. The OP lacks comon sense!!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 567 reads
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54 / 56

Good lord...another ass hat expecting rock star service for band camp rates! Sorry dude, but please fk off! The providers you see don't owe you a damn thing! If you expect GFE, then pay for it or shut up! So sick of you whiners around here who can't afford shit, and then want the alphabet soup in freaking 30 min. What exactly do you expect for under 100 bucks? I would not even show you my tits for that, and I live in the Mardi Gras capital of the world!

Now, anyone still think EC's post was "rude" lol.

-- Modified on 3/18/2013 11:04:08 AM

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 703 reads
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55 / 56

Why are you telling me these things? I know your reply was meant for the OP
Follow the thread girl!!
:D

glowerlord 7 Reviews 746 reads
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56 / 56

I am satisfied with most providers I spend time with. I take responsibility for having a nice time. But very few offer seduction and a slow build up, which is what I love....sigh.

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