Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!  

My auntie and I used to hang out a lot. We're eight or nine years apart. She's very mature, but when we get together we act like freaking kids.

It’s the perfect day to give thanks for the over-stuffed dry old birds that lay on our stomachs.

Kicked the dog shit out of my smartass brother in-law in front of my dumb ass sister one Thanksgiving. Gooble Gooble Gooble

Many years ago, perhaps my second or third time hosting, I had purchased some frozen apple and pumpkin pies because I really can't bake worth a shit. Anyhow, I didn't bother to read the directions. I thought that all I had to do was to thaw them out and serve them. I didn't realize that I had to actually bake them first. It was an embarrassing moment when I was ready to serve them, unbaked.

The first apartment my ex and I had came with what a friend called a "nuclear toilet". The water flushed so fast I was afraid to get near it. You could throw a compact car in it and it would probably go down.

...even though I have a lot of friends from India, most have been Americanized.  Honest question:  Do they have anything like Thanksgiving in India?  I can't believe I've never asked before.  Even been there a few times when I worked for an Indian out sourcing company.

In many ways, Thanksgiving has become a global holiday. Thanksgiving is a significant day in the Indian state of Goa. It has a large Christian population, owing to 400 years as a Portuguese territory.
Personally, I observe all holidays involving food, and refrain from those that require fasting

The Virgin Mary ........you come from a truly amazing people .....and Italy needs to meet India real soon xoxoxo,  

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Except the date is August 15th, commemorating independence from British colonial rule in 1947.

Flute guy and the drummer ? Omg I'm rolling ........xoxo....George Washington , was the founder of dollar store ...rotfflmao.....I'm sorry , but I can't help myself ...xoxou need to watch more charlie brown ......xo

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Go from the 3rd to the 5th?

Must be good in bed xoxoxo..........

Yes, there's a 4th of July - everywhere, LOL. Very funny, haha

You think you're so funny, LOL!

I knew you'd throw something good in there

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You'd just have to test it out…

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No it ain't.

I was the only one who got the joke - and on your first try, lol! It was so obvious yet everyone's explaining traditions instead of realizing you were pulling a fast one. We think alike, kinda scary...

She and her Boyfriend are Swingers.  

But it is the thought that counts.

Re: xoxo .........….eOnThe4thM - here or India?...

They say there's no 4th in India, so we'd have to bump it to the 3rd or the 5th.

It was my turn to help cook one year. I had the turkey.
I was putting on the dry rub, and in my drunken state. I had an idea.
So I started slapping it, and pretending to fuck it.
I had the drumsticks spread eagle. There I am dancing, humping.
Singing a fuck the turkey to the tune of shock the monkey. My Grandma walked in.
She was 91 then, and I almost killed her.
"What are you doing to the turkey!" She said.
The look of pure horror, confusion, and disgust on her face still haunts me

If only you'd prepared the bird this way, she would have been fine with it

I have to say I'm a personal fan of  making your Turkey completely submit prior to putting it in the oven. Mine certainly didn't look as well trussed as this, the damn clothes pins and cooking twine just didn't have the artsy pop I was looking for.  

you've got to stuff it first.

It made stuffing her a much more enjoyable experience or maybe it was a he? I couldn't tell at that point...

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“Arrived at her kitchen at the appointed time and she was hiding behind the oven door. Judging by the pan drippings on the oven, I was clearly not the first Tom of the day. And while she looked like her picture in the supermarket circular, she was no 26 pound hen as advertised. I’d say she tipped the scales at 33 pounds. But if figured what the hell – I was hungry and her breast meat was huge, so I stayed.

Is this some sort of discrimination against denizens of the sub-continent?

That is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!

Went to packer vs lions ... Canadians everywhere, the group of guys sitting in front of me kept buying me long necks throughout the game getting me tipsy & help me forget the Packers were getting creamed, then after the game back at my hotel, met more Canadians, drank & ate thanksgiving dinner together, then we all decided in our drunken state to venture to the Boobie Bar, unfortunately they were closed so we went to one of the casinos and drank drank drank & drank...... I & one other were the last persons standing!!! ROCKSTARS!!! LMFAO.... It was the best Thanksgiving I think I had being my family was so far away!!! Hurray to CANADIANS!!!! Only thing missing was Molesting one of them, but they were not my type in that sense!!!  

there's rooster that belongs to me...   In preparation for the big day, I took a number of birds to the butcher as I often did in the fall so I didn't winter them over.  I backed my truck up to the overhead door around back & started pulling cages to the tailgate.  I warned the old butcher they were pretty wild & not fond of being handled.  He dealt with the first one.  The second one, he opens the cage just enough to stick his hand in to grab the bird.  The bird pecks the crap out of his hand...  when the poor guy yanks his hand out said bird follows the hand, flies one lap around the back room & over my head & out the door...  climbing steeply clears the double decker on the other side of the alley.  
Somewhere in the city, there's this bird that belongs to me...