I know this is random, but you guys are just so hard to figure out sometimes, and I can't remember ever reading any more than the usual "keep it clean and bring mouthwash and a comb" on previous threads, so I figured what the hey.  

I'm sure they see enough of that outside the hobby. My thought, as a man trapped in a woman's body, would be to want nothing to do with anything realistic lol.

That's all I want.  I arrive clean and ready.  If you want me to "take a quick rinse" I'm fine with that.  But all I need is soap.  I've also just used a breath mint, so I don't need Listerine.  Yech.

I'll go down and get it for her , call room service or she gets it .  Its nice to have certain things available , just make sure the condoms are plentiful and you should be good , I keep a bowl by the bed and tip housekeeping well .  I like extra pillows and candles , smelly ones , music is a must , and don't forget a bottle opener , enjoy wine before and after .  

Seriously, if there is a force task advising people not to order room service...sign me up!

Great idea, thanks

Exactly what I do. I bring my own soap, shampoo, cologne etc...

A good suggestion. A woman's sense of smell is more acute than a mans. So a lot of men get "busted" for affairs since there is lingering smell of perfume, or a differnt soap/shampoo.  So either a quick shower, using your own products, or a swing by the gym for a shower does help cover your tracks.

I bring a small bottle of my usual shampoo because I like to use it in the shower just before the session. When daty I like the provide to have her hands in my hair, directing me to where I'm pleasing her the most.

Not to mention all the Housekeeping people who are well aware of what goes on, as they deliver all those extra towels and sheets to her room.  LOL!

I do the same thing as you, but I stock the shower (guys normally go for the shower vs. the tub) with a BIG bar of soap vs. the hotel shit, shampoo, razor, etc. for them, and that's it. My stuff is generally in a drawer out of sight except for my Summer's Eve wash which is on the tub lol.  

Many times bell hops are told to look out for certain things, though I don't think hooking is one of them. Hotels that do not allow smoking in their rooms alert their staff to report possible smells, ashes, candles burning etc. Yes, I have been charged 250 on my card for freaking candles before, so althought they might not be so worried about this, they are told to look for other things, including drugs.

as a provider who uses the little sparkly stuff on her chest for effect. Try getting that stuff off your skin and no chance getting off your clothing. Then you have to put it in the laundry and hope it isn't looked at too carefully for spots before washing or better yet, do the wash yourself which might arouse suspicion.

Signing the bill to the room . So no never had a problem in over 20 years !  

And I get smoking rooms , and extras ?  

They don't care .  Freaking Americans don't tip shit !  

Yep, I know, and if asked to not wear any, I will comply. I've just never had that many requests over the years to skip it. Most guys seeing me are off the entire day, don't work at all, or wife is out of town. I have rarely ever done the lunch time caller except when I was touring and charging by the hour. Even then, very few guys asked me not to wear a fragrance for some reason.  

please provide unscented soap even if it's not on sale.  A few little sample size shampoo is welcome just in case...  again look for unscented or least possible.  People have different scent perception so have others check your selection.  
I think a new toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash will rarely be used but is a nice touch...  put out in a way he knows they are for his use as needed.  A little basket by the sink?  

But I don't shower before I leave. I want all of her scents (and tastes) to remain with me as long as possible. I love the  smell of her perfume, her hair, her body wash. I even like to keep the taste of her pussy for as long as it will remain.

Oh, I do for hobbying. I'm just too new to know who to trust, I guess.