I thought some of the ladies on the board might like them.

Inside  every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.  
-Cora Harvey  Armstrong-  
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The hardest years in life are those  between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at  73)-  
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I  refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.  
-Janette Barber-  
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily  Tomlin-  
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A  male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.  
-Carrie Snow-  
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your  girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-  
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My  second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head  on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-  
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-  
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A  man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.  
-Rhonda Hansome-  
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.  
-Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on  reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer  Unlimited-  
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought  half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-  
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Thirty-five is when you finally get  your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn  Leschen-  
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I  try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.  
-Jennifer Unlimited-  
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If  you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.  
-Catherine-  
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When  I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before  they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!  
-Kathy Buckley-  
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not  dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-  
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would  still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-  
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.  
-Roseanne Barr-  
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade  another country.
-Elayne Boosler-  
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon  Pearson-  
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In  politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done,  ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-  
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I  have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a  career.
-Gloria Steinem-  
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I  am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.  
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-  
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor  Roosevelt-  
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