I have heard reports of guys who did not have good personal hygeine more times than I would have believed possible, given the $ involved in this biz.  That doesn't even begin to talk about any other aspects of their world.  It is like they considered it a privelege for the woman to be coming there to see them.

-- Modified on 3/31/2004 12:23:10 PM

How To Shower Like A Man

Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave in a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If wife or SO sees, shake manhood at her makeing "Woo" sound.

Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have any pecs (probably not).

Admire size of manhood in mirror, scrath privates, and smell manhood for one last wiff.

Get in shower.

Don't bother to look for washcloth- don't use one. Wash face.
Wash armpits.

Laugh at how loud farts sound in the bathroom.

Wash privates and the surrounding area.

Wash butt, leaving hair on soap.

Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.

Make shampoo mohawk. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
Pee (in shower).

Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because curtain was outside of shower the entire time.

Partially dry off.

Look at self in mirror again, flex, and admire size of manhood (again).

Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.

Leave bathroom light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife or SO, pull off towel, grab manhood, say, "Yeah baby!" and thrust pelvis at her.

Quickly check used underpants for staining, put them on. Unravel socks, make sure they're not too crusty and pull them on. Change shirt but otherwise dress in most of yesterday's clothes....

CHEERS Tarzan!

I imagine that anyone who has been in this hobby for a while can tell a story or two about a lady who wasn't quite as fresh as she should have been.

Obviously, some people just don't get it.

One man's idea of "clean" may not meet the standards of others. In my experience, it's foreign men (likely from 3rd world countries where it's accepatable to bath in cold water once per week) that think a splash of cologne constitutes CLEAN.  It's really discusting.  What's worse is when they're not circumsized and their unit smells like dirty kitty.