What would be, or was, your reaction when a good looking young hunk shows up as your client. You know the kind like on the cover of GQ Magazine ???
I remember talking to a lady at the bar (after our party) at Madam Kitty's Fantasy Ranch near Carson City, Nv. telling me that hunks were few and far between, but when one showed up the lady's really went after him because it was like getting a meal in a 5 star restaurant instead of a fast food outlet lol...

Just sticking my nose in your business again .........Chuey

Being one of the mature ladies--I rather worry about being tossed for the full hour!!!!Not to worry though---they never last that long--even though I try to take them slow.  Personally I prefer my mature GQ guys with little extra love handles.  They usually are much better at going the distance and making the whole time together enchantening

I'm not usually particularly impressed by looks.  I appreciate a good-looking man, but that, by itself, doesn't keep me attracted for long, but this guy was just breathtakingly handsome in a natural, unforced way.  On top of that, he was a successful professional, single (so he said), and, most of all, he was really, really nice and unaffected.  What a catch he would be for some lucky woman!  I found myself losing some of my composure and felt silly, but couldn't help myself.

After a very enjoyable afternoon with this open, sensitive, caring man, I wondered why in the world he would visit an escort.  I imagine he had women throwing themselves at him at him all the time, wanting to have his babies.  That's when it occurred to me:  I think he wanted to have a few hours of fun with a woman who wouldn't be chasing after him, hoping to snag him for herself.  He wouldn't have to feel bad about not calling me again.  He could relax a little, and just have some enjoyable no-strings-attached fun.  Still, It's possible that he was married or in another committed relationship and wanted a safe, non-affair kind of playmate.  Either way, he treated me more like a date than like a paid-by-the-hour girl.

To me, the five-star men I see are the ones who treat me well.   They are respectful, good-hearted, and allow be to feel unabashed.

bahaha.
just kidding...

-Jbugs

"Breathtakingly handsome, open, sensitive, caring" =Gay

He may have been taking his semi-annual check ride (as pilots say) to see if he was still on the right team.  I offer as my supporting data the set containing every other straight guy in the world.  It does not intersect with the set including breathtakingly handsome, open, sensitive, or caring guys (except, perhaps, in the Bizzaro universe).

Of course, I realize by saying this I'm being insensitive, which pretty much proves my point.  

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Maybe he was too good to be true, but I don't wanna believe it.  


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What's wrong with that, or as Andrew Dice Clay once put it, "Bi-Sexual, Smi-Sexual.  What do you do, wake up in the morning and flip a coin?  Heads - Hairpie.  Tails - Balls around the nose.  It's simple, your a C***sucker.  OOOOHHHH!!!!"

{:-O>

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If you ask men what they fantasize about, most will say watching 2 women getting it on, and the last thing that most women want to see is 2 men getting it on.  

Picture walking in the door and there's your man bent over the kitchen table with this other guys banging away, slapping his ass screaming, "Yeah Baby!!! Who's the Daddy!!! Say my Name!!!"  

Now that should make your muffin a little harder to swallow too.

LOL

G.

Ps,
I stole the skit from a comedian, I saw on Comedy Central.  She was a riot, unfortunaltely I've forgotten her name.

hell, I have lost my appetite!
Gandalf, I think you have crossed the line for visual imagery before breakfast!

LM

Laurel,

I don't if I'm the guy you're talking about, but you sure make me feel like I am.

--

demonstration of what I'm talking about, thereby proving my point again.  Healthy heterosexual men in action- it's not pretty to watch, at least not while you're eating breakfast!  

It's not that men can't be sensitive, it's just that after they've been beaten up a few dozen times at school they somehow seem to lose the desire (or they become gay).  

I'll agree in 2001 maybe it would help if we straight men were a little more sensitive and caring, but through most of human evolution it was far more important to be able to outrun the bear or avoid having the whooly mamoth stick his tusk up your butt.  Let's face it, we're descendants of the fast and tough ones, not the slow and sensitive ones.

So here we are, living in an Alan Alda world but programmed with all the instincts to bring our woman a slab of bison meat and a fur hide so she doesn't freeze during the winter and take junior with her.   What could say "I love you honey" more than that!  

Ya know, a lot of us women still like our men to provide us with dinner and to bring us furs.  You're right--nothing says "I love you honey" more than that!  

(I'm probably going to get flamed for liking my fur coat, but have you ever made love on a fur?  So silky and sexy... mmmmmm.)

 

But then again, that's probably going to be as close as I'm going to get to having 2 pussys at the same time.

Muhahaha.

Hey G2!  Now who's turning into Lustman.

Time for my medication.

G. {:-O>

on the registered alias.
I'm not myself lately? Then who am I?  

My last child is graduating from HS today.
All I can think about is holding her
little hand the first day of school.
Pardon me if I wax melancholy, that's just where
my thoughts have taken me today.

Ya think I should schedule a session after graduation?
Damn straight I should!
***UPDATE***I will be seeing my #1 GFE after graduation! yee haw!***

OK I think I feel better now!

LM


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Not that this is the way I feel today.
But I am taking this alias for a test
surf.

How's it look?  I doubt it will get the same
mileage as Lustman..... maybe that's a good
thing?

LM I mean DH I mean

wtf am I anyway?



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two p***** at the same time, without getting all scratched up by, Hmmm...?  Wait a minute...  The cat's declawed.  

I thought it was a good deal, she threw in the S&M part for free. EEEEEooough!!!

The Wizard formely known as
Gandalf {:-O>

Keep believing Laural.....These guys are just a bunch of sloppy old men that would  love to look like your dream boat...

a good month acting all nostalgic and getting teary eyed thinking about how quickly he'd gone from my little boy to this big 6'-2" guy.  It really messed with my head for a while (I'm serious) so you're reaction is not unusual.  Of course it made me feel old as well.

Now he's a junior at U. of Michigan and yesterday when I called him on his 20th birthday(!!!), he said he's coming out for Xmas (would it be too obvious if I told him it was OK if he wanted to bring his girlfriend along?).  The point being, you'll get over it and life goes on and you'll be Lustman again, hopefully before Gandalf starts his act at the Improv.

Imagine, if you will, one 50 yo hobbyist and his 25 yo
#1 GFE sitting front row center at the Improv one Thursday
eve.  Expecting to be targets of every joker from the
first MC to the headliner,  we were surprised, and a little disappointed, when the only comment made was a single comment on the topic of "child molestation" with sidelong glances in our direction. Needless to say, we loved the attention, both of us!
The Improv is now on our list of regulars places to go.

I get it, DarkHelmet, I should have figured you would go there!

Pardon me while I whip this out.
It's twue, it's twue, it's twue!

OK I'm done channeling Brookslines.
I'm off to the hot tubs for some "stress relief"

Good Night all!
LM

pps: Back from the hot tubs, man that felt good!
You guys sleeping or what?  LM

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