On other forums, guys are talking about wives and girlfriends, and what they're going to be getting them for V-Day. I feel a little left out, being divorced and all, but I'll be seeing a wonderful provider that day.

You're obviously DYING to share because you feel like you've hit the jackpot with this chick. Who's gonna find out? Write a review and post a link to her site so everyone can envy you and pick "their tongues up off the floor".

Reminds me of a few years ago, I took the W up to NYC for shopping and a show and thought that Tavern on the Green would be the perfect spot for a nice V-day dinner.    Food was horrid, it was overpriced and the place was so oversold for the event that they put our table next to a support column, we might as well have sat in the kitchen.  On the other hand, it was snowing and the scenery was pretty nice.

Or maybe she'll be running a few minutes late and just getting out of the shower...and the whole date will be RUINED!!!

We were just in Vegas to celebrate her birthday and we were in a cab, waiting for a red light.   A guy holding a placard and a huge wooden cross is shouting for all sinners to atone for their sins.   I proceed to lower the window and tell him that if it is possible to atone for my sins, I would much prefer to keep on sinning and settle up later.    Obviously, the lady cab driver took something away from that conversation because as we pull away she says: "ok, so which strip club do you want to go to, if you are not set on one, XYZ is the perfect one for you."   I mentioned to the W how much fun it would be and that it would be an early birthday present for me, but no cigar

I have noticed that whenever there's a holiday the lonely guys lament their lot in life.

some folks just want to turn it into something else.

She would never bail on him. They're Best Friends With Benefits Forever! Or at least until his bank account runs dry. But until then, it's sunshine, rainbows and lollipops!

We're just givin you the business.

You mean to say you have found a way to score a hot girlfriend who does not cost you money?   Where do I sign up?     One of the ladies in Vegas, I think it is Lovely Lorena, has, or had, a page on her site where she goes through the cost of a typical high-end date and then compares it to her donation.  Knowing that one is a sure thing, assuming one is not an asshole, I would chose to fork over the premium for P4P over the real date.    Hell, even having sex with my wife costs me money! Lol!

balance. But that balance has nothing to do with a stupid holiday called V-Day. I hate this holiday and everything that entangles it personally.  

This guy literally gives me WOOD. No pun intended. LOVE HIM!!!!

I loved American Sniper and I think you will too!

but it's the wrong movie lol. I don't think that movie would make me horny quite honestly. Happy you enjoyed it!

There was a gaggle of hotties sitting in front of me awfully sweaty checking out Bradley Cooper. They looked horny as hell to me.

Then those lil hotties have issues in my book lol. That is NOT one movie to go and ogle over Mr. Cooper. Wrong conceptual all together in my opinion. But to each his own I suppose.  

And it sure ain't V-Day. A bullshit holiday if evr their wuz.  1 of a long list of fake "days" made up so biz can make big bux.
Herez a hintt: if U R lonely on V-Day, yore also lonely evry uther day uv th'year.

But then again, I wasnt looking at their issues. I had my eyes on their assets. But enjoy your V-day in the theater with your 50 pair of shades on if that makes your day. Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper and those 3 sweaty and sticky hot honeys in the row ahead of me made mine.

I prefer to never miss an episode of TMZ so I can see how Bruce Jenner is progressing.

Within' the way y'all talk, I gotta wonder if you ain't from my neck o' the woods. Y'all from Alabamy, to0?

You really don't expect me to get the hots for that guy, do you?

Yeah, I happened to be camping near him in the middle of winter, didn't have an axe to chop firewood, so after pitching my tent, I walked over and asked him if he would give me some wood. He gave me wood!

I think, from reading your past posts, that you and I are in a similar boat.

Valentines Day is a holiday? When did you put forth this legislation? I must of missed it.

I think he said that the guys on the "other forums" he posts on, which I am going to assume are NOT fuck boards, that those guys would be picking their tongues off the floor, and not that any one here would be jealous. That would be like saying that the guys seated at the next table over in a restaurant would be "jealous" because you ordered the lobster instead of the chicken. lol

I will concede, Springer does have a bit more drama with his "NSA hookers" than do the rest of us, but I seriously doubt that he thinks any of us are going to be jealous of him.

Speaking of Valetines Day, it is yet one more day of the year where I celebrate being happily unattached, with no one trying to make me feel guilty for not being exploited on this "Special Day" Yeah, it's special all right, Special for florists, chocolate makers, restaurants and all the other industries that thrive on selling guilt. lol

Let the guy be excited and enjoy his date! If he wants to talk about how hot she is, who cares? Why bash that? He's pumped up - it's cute!

I did mean guys on other types of forums--guitar forums, gun forums, etc. Your restaurant analogy holds up well. If any of us walked into a restaurant with one of our provider dates, probably every guy in the place would be envious. Then he'd get slapped or kicked by his wife.

Thanks, Alexandra. I hope I have fun. You, too.