which for me means more respect for mpowers67 than mdkiller, his posts are simply a joke.  

I LOVE a good joke and get some amusement out of him....some.  But so many nonsense threads simply pushed back the more serious, or at least hobby-related, threads back faster than they should.

Send him to the humor board as his posts are a joke.  I LIKE a joke, and usually look for us to get along.  So I don't suggest banishing him lightly - just redirect his threads as they are clearly jokes to get attention.

It's OK he has fans.  He serves his purpose I guess.  But it really is pushing topics back prematurely.

But that is my opinion.

At first, I thought it was fascinating to read his infrequent posts in an attempt to analyze them.  As johngalt pointed out, in a few instances he has slipped up and revealed a bit of underlying intelligence.  These glimpses have pretty much convinced me that he is simply screwing around.

With that said, I have VERY quickly reached a fatigue point reading his drivel.  It actually hurts my brain while I try to disentangle the implied meaning from the jumbled letters strewn across the sentences.  I feel like my IQ drops 5 points every time I click on one of his posts.

Bizzarodude managed to write a couple of short but amazingly similar replies in 'mdkiller-speak'.  I'd lay odds that he felt the need to go have a stiff drink after agonizing over how to sound so incoherent while barely managing to hint at a meaning.

As with many things, sadly, familiarity has bred contempt in me.  Not sure I can stomach many more of his Zen koans.